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[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sort of on-topic... Is there anything better than being woken up at 3:00 to by the person sleeping next to you to have sex? It's like you're asleep still, but fucking. You forget how good that is when you have a kid.

Sex is always better in that state because your mind is so clear. All you can think about is fucking.

Also not quite on topic: I had an ex-BF who would wake me up for sex in the middle of the night and once, when I made a passing comment the next morning, we discovered that he was totally asleep the whole time and had no memory of the sex. After that, when it happened again, I asked him if he was awake, etc. and while he would say yes, he still didn't remember the sex. It was disconcerting for me and he was completely spooked by it.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. Go to Dunkin Donuts. Be amazed by the paucity of their donut selection in comparison to the last time you were in a Dunkin Donuts (only 4 varieties of -filled donuts???). Get angry that they've substituted making the donuts for making the muffins and bagels. Fume. Eat a lemon-filled donut. Wipe powder off your clothes, hands, neighbor, table, nose, etc.

2. Go to the Institute of Contemporary Art.

3. ???

Well, I've made it through item number 1. Off to do 2.

The Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum and the Museum of Fine Arts. Or you can get a poncho and go on the Duck Tour. The JFK Presidential Library. And, let's not forger saying hello to Sam and Woody.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Disagree. It's either necessity, or passive-aggressive. Sure, you can sleep in the same bed as my child, in our house, but we aren't going to make it at all convenient or comfortable for you.

Is your irony detector broken today?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Also not quite on topic: I had an ex-BF who would wake me up for sex in the middle of the night and once, when I made a passing comment the next morning, we discovered that he was totally asleep the whole time and had no memory of the sex. After that, when it happened again, I asked him if he was awake, etc. and while he would say yes, he still didn't remember the sex. It was disconcerting for me and he was completely spooked by it.

OH

MY

GOD.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum

Weren't all their paintings stolen 10 years ago?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Is your irony detector broken today?

Apparently yes. Sorry. I'm really tired. And sore (not in a fun way). And now desperately craving donuts and middle-of-the-night sex. And wondering who Sparklehorse is and whether we've fucked the same guy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
? No, he wakes up in the middle of the night and fucks me. At least in the past he has. It's been (quite) a while. It probably won't pan out.

ETA and even if I were the one to wake him up, he'd do the majority of the work. It's the kind of stand-up (sts) guy he is.

I didn't know that was something he did as a standard procedure. I thought you were asking him to come over, go to bed and then fuck you in the middle of the night. In that case, most men would probably lose patience and fuck you before bed and then forget to wake you up to fuck you again.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently yes.

FWIW, twin-bed sex stops being acceptable sometime around when you receive your college diploma.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
then forget to wake you up to fuck you again.

but say, "what, you don't remember the fabulous middle-of-the-night sex?"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
FWIW, twin-bed sex stops being acceptable sometime around when you receive your college diploma.

Translation: I have sex monthly.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently yes. Sorry. I'm really tired. And sore (not in a fun way). And now desperately craving donuts and middle-of-the-night sex. And wondering who Sparklehorse is and whether we've fucked the same guy.

Last I knew, he lived in Miami with his wife. He also claimed this had never happened with anyone else besides me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I didn't know that was something he did as a standard procedure. I thought you were asking him to come over, go to bed and then fuck you in the middle of the night. In that case, most men would probably lose patience and fuck you before bed and then forget to wake you up to fuck you again.

No, silly. Fuck me, then go to bed and sleep/nap, then wake me up and fuck me again in the middle of the night. And, hey, in the morning too.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Weren't all their paintings stolen 10 years ago?

They still have, among other things, an excellent Rembrandt self-portrait. The theory on why it wasn't stolen is that it is painted on a wooden board and therefore couldn't be as easily concealed as a rolled up canvas.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Last I knew, he lived in Miami with his wife. He also claimed this had never happened with anyone else besides me.

OK, good. But they all say all kinds of things.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Weren't all their paintings stolen 10 years ago?

Really? Huh. Last time I was there (it was more than a couple of years ago, but I don't think that it was ten years ago), they had a John Singer Sargent exhibit, and it was amazing.