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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
5 Minutes in Heaven
TM

Never heard of this.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
I would recommend that you run serpentine. It's a good defense against ninja stars.

And gators.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
I rarely PM Coltrane - but not because I wouldn't love to. My inability to PM him relates to my non-usage of Internet Explorer. For some reason, his name is too long for Firefox, but it works with Explorer.

Just another fun fact.

Except for the fun part. Maybe the fact part, too.

It's true. I'm too long for Firefox, although she is fairly shallow. One can bump her cervix with just a medium thrust.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's true. I'm too long for Firefox, although she is fairly shallow. One can bump her cervix with just a medium thrust.

I assume you picked up Firefox by looking deeply into her eyes while she was dancing for you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's true. I'm too long for Firefox, although she is fairly shallow. One can bump her cervix with just a medium thrust.

wait, you mean Firefox from 1-800- girlboy?

he'll drag your name out long because he bills by the minute

• "oh....did.......you.........just.....
  .......call................me.......
  ......coltrane.........I'm .......shallow.......that....
  ........looks .......too..............big.......
  ..............oh....did.......you.........just.......
  .....call................me.............coltrane.........you
  bumped........................my ...... cervix....
  .......with ................your .......
  ..........medium............thrust!............"

if he liked liked you he'd call you "C" and get to the good stuff quicker. did you get that headset phone?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wait, you mean Firefox from 1-800- girlboy?

he'll drag your name out long because he bills by the minute

• "oh....did.......you.........just.....
  .......call................me.......
  ......coltrane.........I'm .......shallow.......that....
  ........looks .......too..............big.......
  ..............oh....did.......you.........just.......
  .....call................me.............coltrane.........you
  bumped........................my ...... cervix....
  .......with ................your .......
  ..........medium............thrust!............"

if he liked liked you he'd call you "C" and get to the good stuff quicker. did you get that headset phone?

They're more efficient on the tranny lines.

But I think he/she is bending the truth re: her/his cervix.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Never heard of this.

Perhaps it I am whiffing but it is a game like spin the bottle.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Never heard of this.

TM was in the special class; they all had modified testing conditions.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM was in the special class; they all had modified testing conditions.

Are you fishing for an appearance from Retard?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM was in the special class; they all had modified testing conditions.

Hmmmmm. He does seem to know a lot about the helmets and other protective gear the SPEDs wear.

[Shape Shifter]

It depends.

http://www.slate.com/id/2149180/

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hmmmmm. He does seem to know a lot about the helmets and other protective gear the SPEDs wear.

and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

3.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.

She's staring because she thinks you're pretty!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It depends.

http://www.slate.com/id/2149180/

You don't get this kind of analysis and sourcing in the NY Times:

• One experienced pleasure-seeker told an online body modification magazine that it took two years of training before he could accommodate a wine bottle—which is about three inches wide. (Now he can handle 4-inch balls.)

Penske--a nice bottle of asswine?