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06-20-2005, 04:17 PM
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#2011
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Read faster.
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Can it, tubbo.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-20-2005, 04:20 PM
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#2012
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Underrated:
Spending two hours in Target with someone who really loves you.
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When I was a kid I used to spend hours with my parents in Canadian Tire (like Home Depot). My parents really love me but I thought the experience was highly overrated. If only Canada had Target.
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06-20-2005, 04:21 PM
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#2013
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can it, tubbo.
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You will never find someone who loves you as much as I do.
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06-20-2005, 04:22 PM
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#2014
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Doing not Bob's job for him
From overheard... a particularly apt post:
Guy: I touched your eyeball, doesn't that mean I love you?
Girl: Touch it again!
Guy: No you freak!
--N/W Broadway station
It is particularly funny today.
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06-20-2005, 04:27 PM
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#2015
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Please Help
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ha. crap ass.
Speaking of which, is it common for men to want to be fisted in their butt? What about women?
(I was just wondering about fisting and am not sure what prompted it. But it might be a good post for a thurgreed translation)
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It depends. Do you have man hands?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-20-2005, 04:30 PM
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#2016
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Please Help
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It depends. Do you have man hands?
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yes.
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06-20-2005, 04:31 PM
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#2017
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
Posts: 224
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Overrated:
Mr. Show with Bob and David
Kids in the Hall except for the head crushing
Guacamole
Brad Pitt
Perfect bodies
Sideways
Team America
Underrated:
Spanky
Barcaloungers
Spending two hours in Target with someone who really loves you.
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Underrated:
Brazil Nuts
Pine nuts
Peanut
Chestnuts
Horse Chestnuts
Beech-nut
Wingnut
Paigowprincess!
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06-20-2005, 04:37 PM
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#2018
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Guest
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Underrated:
Brazil Nuts
Pine nuts
Peanut
Chestnuts
Horse Chestnuts
Beech-nut
Wingnut
Paigowprincess!
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Overrated:
Penske's 127th Comeback
Underrated:
Penske's 128th Comeback
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06-20-2005, 04:38 PM
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#2019
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Guest
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As if you needed further proof
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay, that's different. The Schamatas really can't help themselves, but it's still funny, in its own charming Eastern European way.
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I thought "schmata" was a schlocky outfit. As used by Brett Somers on Match Game when she regreteed where her schmata that day. I think the term you mean is mockey.
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06-20-2005, 04:41 PM
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#2020
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Guest
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Things that suck
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's on the bed; you're standing.
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If she is face up on the bed, then I must say, in the parlance of the yoga language, that is a classic finishing posture and by no means a contortion.
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06-20-2005, 04:42 PM
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#2021
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Overrated:
Penske's 127th Comeback
Underrated:
Penske's 128th Comeback
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You ain't seen nuthin yet, wait'll the 143rd. That's when I bring patentpara out of mothballs.
By the by, any new CDs?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-20-2005, 04:43 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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As if you needed further proof
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think the term you mean is mockey.
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Walter Sobchak is not my sock. I am retired.
eta: from socking.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-20-2005, 04:59 PM
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#2023
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Overrated:
Penske's 127th Comeback
Underrated:
Penske's 128th Comeback
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Whoa. You're eerily close. My count was 121, but I may have missed a few.
ET amend: I've been told "its (sic) only 20something."
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 06-20-2005 at 05:14 PM..
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06-20-2005, 05:05 PM
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#2024
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Another category for the "You're an asshole" cards:
Failure to turn right on red.
Especially if there is no traffic, there's a line up behind you, and the fucking light is five minutes long (I timed it).
People in this state should be grateful that I don't really believe in carrying firearms.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-20-2005, 05:05 PM
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#2025
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Guest
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
tri-geek = nickname for triathletes
Quintana Roo = most popular tri bike.
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I know what someone is getting for her spinster shower. You are thirty this year, right?
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