More pie

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.

Why would it be bad from to wave? You seldom go wrong by being friendly. Well, maybe by being friendly to Thurgreed, but you asked for that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You don't get this kind of analysis and sourcing in the NY Times:

• One experienced pleasure-seeker told an online body modification magazine that it took two years of training before he could accommodate a wine bottle—which is about three inches wide. (Now he can handle 4-inch balls.)

Penske--a nice bottle of asswine?

I am guessing a CA zin, boxed, but decanted into a screw cap bottle. PacNW wine is too sophisticated for ass.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Why would it be bad from to wave? You seldom go wrong by being friendly. Well, maybe by being friendly to Thurgreed, but you asked for that.

Good morning Wonk!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She's staring because she thinks you're pretty!

Duh, even special ed kids think I am pretty! She is staring at me since she's waiting for her bus and she likes to look at cars that go by. Lots of people stare at me in the morning. I'm in redneck country an Asian chick all dressed up in an old Mercedes. Hell, I'd stare at me too.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
3.

As if.

And nice use of "Depends" there, SS.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Good morning Wonk!

Hi


:hi:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hi

That smiley reminds me of MR.

etremove highly annoying smiley.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That smiley reminds me of MR.

In *that* way???!!!! eeeeeek. poor smiley.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As if.

?? Do you think I could fit more or less cell phones in my ass?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
?? Do you think I could fit more or less cell phones in my ass?

I don't think you fit any cell phones up your ass, you wussy tightass.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
you wussy tightass.

Are you calling me wimpy and cheap? I don't understand.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
?? Do you think I could fit more or less cell phones in my ass?

that sounds like an LSAT question.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
3.

Bluetooth, or do you have wires coming out of your ass for your headset?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Bluetooth, or do you have wires coming out of your ass for your headset?

I do, but that's for the electric-powered anal beads, not the cellphones.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think you fit any cell phones up your ass, you wussy tightass.

give his wife a few more weeks with the strap-on . . . he'll have an Acura TL up there.