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08-26-2003, 06:16 PM
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#20386
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by bilmore
Now I'm confused. When they tell the story, it's "blowing strippers for money".
(Fits the "re:" line better, too.)
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The re: line was deliberately chosen to cover both Slave and Sebby. I almost used "swallowed," but then I realized I didn't know if Sebby did that.
Being fair, I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. |
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08-26-2003, 06:16 PM
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#20387
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Chocolate Bars for Better Health
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Dark chocolate is good for your blood pressure:
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/nati...-Pressure.html
This calls for some dark-chocolate-covered strawberries. Who needs all those unhealthy carbs and lame vegetables I usually eat for dinner?
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Dark chocolate goes perfectly with red wine. And a real heart smart dinner!! Go out and get yourself some, and save your heart!! |
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08-26-2003, 06:17 PM
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#20388
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Fried food tax
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Originally posted by bilmore
Finland.
And who wants that?
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Obviously, you've never gone drinking with a Fin. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones. |
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08-26-2003, 06:20 PM
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#20389
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Pet Peeve
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Originally posted by evenodds
I am less irritated by Pushy's creative font use than by people continuing to quote entire posts -- with images!
So, no.
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08-26-2003, 06:22 PM
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#20390
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
We have rain here. And sidewalks, most places. And candy. And cafes.
Damn pretentious yankee snobs.
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We also have Paris.
http://www.paristexas.com/
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-26-2003, 06:22 PM
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#20391
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Fried food tax
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Obviously, you've never gone drinking with a Fin. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten vodkas, and they want to take a sauna and fall asleep. Or, if they're too hyper, they start smacking you with those damn birch branches. Big effin' party. |
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08-26-2003, 06:24 PM
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#20392
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Fried food tax
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you take the smoking and the drinking out of Ireland, what are you left with?
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Ire Land. |
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08-26-2003, 06:25 PM
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#20393
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fried food tax
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Originally posted by bilmore
Or, if they're too hyper, they start smacking you with those damn birch branches. Big effin' party.
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Does this have to do with the John Birch Society? I don't think of John as a Finnish name. |
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08-26-2003, 06:25 PM
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#20394
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Fried food tax
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you take the smoking and the drinking out of Ireland, what are you left with?
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Apparently a bunch of unhappy fatties.
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08-26-2003, 06:27 PM
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#20395
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Score One More For The Good Guys
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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Take that Clear Channel.
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God bless Negativland. Pastor Dick is still the only clergyman whom I would allow to molest me.
"Don't touch that dial! It's got Dick on it!" |
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08-26-2003, 06:28 PM
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#20396
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
We have rain here. And sidewalks, most places. And candy. And cafes.
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Not all at the same time, in Paris, with a splash of Pernod and the tingling thrill of romance with a dark, handsome, mysterious stranger.
Maybe Garth Brooks in a black cowboy hat could stand in for him.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Damned pretentious yankee snobs.
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It's not pretension, just obliviousness. We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until you shoot somebody...or your Democrats flee the state like frightened quail.
(Edited to fix a typo, and to say that the thought of Paris, Texas, is no less odd than that of Versailles (and London), Kentucky.)
Last edited by cheval de frise; 08-26-2003 at 06:35 PM..
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08-26-2003, 06:29 PM
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#20397
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: I am with you always
Posts: 203
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Amen
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Very Good!! Now we can all sound fly with the
pocket lexicon of teen lingo.
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Taut and Well-Rounded
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08-26-2003, 06:31 PM
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#20398
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until you shoot somebody...or when your Democrats flee the state like frightened quail.
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We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until someone flies into your landmarks...or when your power goes out like the shrinking of SD's erection when his wife eats corn on the cob on their anniversary. |
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08-26-2003, 06:33 PM
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#20399
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Fried food tax
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Oregon.
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Obviously, you've never gone drinking with an Oregonian. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-26-2003, 06:37 PM
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#20400
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Things you have slurped.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until someone flies into your landmarks...or when your power goes out like the shrinking of SD's erection when his wife eats corn on the cob on their anniversary.
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Someone has landmark envy.
I'm sure you'll have one some day!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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