Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good logic, twatwit. Pull out your Princeton Review book and diagram it. I didn't say only NY had bangable people.

You are right, though, E/O does win for most bangable avatar ever.

You implied that NY was richer in bangable people. Presumably because you are from there originally? Shocking.

On a totally different topic, did TF pick her moniker so that it's also the initials for titfucking? Or is it just a coincidence?

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Someone's weirdly defensive. Under your logic, chevy has "shooting people" and/or "weird redistricting fight/flight responses" envy.

So far, so good. Except it's just general flight envy...I hate the brief I'm working on.

Eight quasi-informed "10,000 foot view" types + 1 scrivener with the facts = Maalox misery.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ms. Wells couldn't be more out of touch.

Thurgreed("wack" is like '87)Marshall

Are trying to out Narcy?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm willing to admit I have "shooting people" envy.

Me too, and I live here.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just as one's intentions are irrelevant to the question of how people perceive them.

If I say I'm sorry, will you promise not to shoot me?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You implied that NY was richer in bangable people. Presumably because you are from there originally? Shocking.

On a totally different topic, did TF pick her moniker so that it's also the initials for titfucking? Or is it just a coincidence?

I implied no such thing, you inferred it because you are defensive. If you had been paying attention, you would note that I am not from the city, I'm from the Island, and as anybody will tell you, the large number of boiler-room proles reduces the overall bangability quotient in the vast wasteland between Manhattan and the Hamptons (with a *qualified* exception carved out for Fire Island).

You would also know that I now live in D.C. and so any statements I make about bangability are based solely on what I see on television and when travelling.

But I had the same thought about TF, especially since she is so well equipped.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I implied no such thing, you inferred it because you are defensive. If you had been paying attention, you would note that I am not from the city, I'm from the Island, and as anybody will tell you, the large number of boiler-room proles reduces the overall bangability quotient in the vast wasteland between Manhattan and the Hamptons (with a *qualified* exception carved out for Fire Island).

You would also know that I now live in D.C. and so any statements I make about bangability are based solely on what I see on television and when travelling.

It is a sad thing to see fake internet relationships fall apart. Please, everyone, avert your eyes.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Not all at the same time, in Paris, with a splash of Pernod and the tingling thrill of romance with a dark, handsome, mysterious stranger.

Maybe Garth Brooks in a black cowboy hat could stand in for him.

I think very few would mistake Mr. Brooks for a surrender monkey, even if his is from Oklahoma.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Are trying to out Narcy?

What? Are you trying to do that psychic vulcan mind meld thing again?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
If I say I'm sorry, will you promise not to shoot me?

If you figure out some way for that to be a dirty comment, sure. Oh, and renounce all ties to the City of Evil. And France.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
stuff

Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

I vote for gwinky's avatar in the sexiest avatar contest. Does that make you feel better? I kind of have a thing for cutesy though.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

You should not have sexy avatar envy, because by reputation you increase NY's bangability quotient.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I implied no such thing, you inferred it because you are defensive. If you had been paying attention, you would note that I am not from the city, I'm from the Island, and as anybody will tell you, the large number of boiler-room proles reduces the overall bangability quotient in the vast wasteland between Manhattan and the Hamptons (with a *qualified* exception carved out for Fire Island).

ncs, you may want to put me on ignore and hit refresh so you don't see the carnage.

Yes, which is why you tacky Island chicks go to bars in Manhattan to try to snag good-looking rich guys. And you tacky Island chicks are soooo insecure that you desperately need to believe that the men in Manhattan are more bangable than any other place on earth, and the women too, since you hope to move to Manhattan after you snag your man (who will soon teach you not to call him "hubby" so that people will not notice your proleosity).

Jesus.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Someone has landmark envy.

And speaking of landmarks, a problem I have with ball-shaving is that the pubes seem to perform some cooling function. Heat diffusion is important in a high heat and humidity place like Houston. The boys are gasping for air between March and November.

Then there's the whole scrotal skin resting next to the thigh issue. Remember what it was like peeling the backs of your legs of vinyl car seats in the summer? Imagine having that feeling every time you stood up, only in the gonadal area. Imagine enduring this sensation after every meeting.

I enjoy good head as much as the next lizard, but isn't a decent trim enough?