Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

It's creepy when people have avatars of sexy members of the opposite sex. Maybe deep down they want to BE the other sex. Anyone have any helpful links to transgender internet support groups?

[taxwonk]

There's this lap dancer in Houston....

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I vote for gwinky's avatar in the sexiest avatar contest. Does that make you feel better? I kind of have a thing for cutesy though.

thank you.
As (I think) I've said before, I find the Heat Miser attractive. I'd do him. Especially if I'd been skiing and wanted to warm up.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's creepy when people have avatars of sexy members of the opposite sex. Maybe deep down they want to BE the other sex. Anyone have any helpful links to transgender internet support groups?

So with that logic, I really want to BE a nuclear blast in south eastern Texas? Actually, that may not be too far off the mark.

Carry on.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And speaking of landmarks, a problem I have with ball-shaving is that the pubes seem to perform some cooling function. Heat diffusion is important in a high heat and humidity place like Houston. The boys are gasping for air between March and November.

Then there's the whole scrotal skin resting next to the thigh issue. Remember what it was like peeling the backs of your legs of vinyl car seats in the summer? Imagine having that feeling every time you stood up, only in the gonadal area. Imagine enduring this sensation after every meeting.

I enjoy good head as much as the next lizard, but isn't a decent trim enough?

Like Penske said, shaving above and around the shaft is probably more important than the balls...at least the ladies seem to appreciate it the most...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[bad stuff about shaving]

I enjoy good head as much as the next lizard, but isn't a decent trim enough?

I would never advise a man to shave down there. It looks weird and dare I bring up razorburn? Trimming is the appropriate measure. All those who disagree with me on this are either pervs or unexperienced. Trust me that most people on the board will agree with the majority of what I am saying.

Of course, YMMV.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So with that logic, I really want to BE a nuclear blast in south eastern Texas?

I take the position that objects (rather than people or drawings of people) or a total lack of avatar is no reflection of sexuality. Because under your logic, I want to be nothing.

I think I need an emergency therapy session.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's creepy when people have avatars of sexy members of the opposite sex. Maybe deep down they want to BE the other sex. Anyone have any helpful links to transgender internet support groups?

I know what you're trying to do. I thought you had changed. Hmfh. Is it wrong to want to look at hot guys? I mean really?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's creepy when people have avatars of sexy members of the opposite sex. Maybe deep down they want to BE the other sex. Anyone have any helpful links to transgender internet support groups?

So I'm in trouble then?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I think very few would mistake Mr. Brooks for a surrender monkey, even if his is from Oklahoma.

What about Chris Gaines?

http://www.epinions.com/musc_mu-320823

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I would never advise a man to shave down there. It looks weird and dare I bring up razorburn? Trimming is the appropriate measure. All those who disagree with me on this are either pervs or unexperienced. Trust me that most people on the board will agree with the majority of what I am saying.

Of course, YMMV.

And don't forget the 5 o'clock shadow and stubble.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I would never advise a man to shave down there. It looks weird and dare I bring up razorburn? Trimming is the appropriate measure. All those who disagree with me on this are either pervs or unexperienced. Trust me that most people on the board will agree with the majority of what I am saying.

Of course, YMMV.

Yes of course. Trimming not shaving. Poor word choice on my part.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And don't forget the 5 o'clock shadow and stubble.

Yeah that was what I was getting at. Guess I, along with Coltrane, had some word choice issues. I care not about the potential discomfort to the man. I care about the potential discomfort to me. But that's just me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I'm in trouble then?

You are under the "object" exception.

Or very, very fucked up and may want to take advantage of your Employee Assistance Program.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I mean really. Dawg? Chillin? Fly? Nothing's fly anymore. If you said fly to some of the skater dudes they would laugh in your face. Go to your sick crib and then bounce because it was so random.

Untrue. Girls are still fly. Not in the following 1985 fly girl sense (since none of the listed criteria make you fly anymore, although I would argue they never did -- except the Kangol thing. Girls still look fly in Kangols):

[Romeo JD]
A fly girl is a girl who wants you to see
Her name her game and her ability
2 gold teeth and cold cash money
The guys are on her strap she tends to act funny
She's got Gazelles and a b-bag too
Fly girl, I wanna be with you
You're not the prettiest thing girl, but that's okay
Your painted-on jeans make you fresh anyway
You wear much gold like it ain't no thing
You've got a name chain and a name earring
Your father is a doctor, a lawyer or a king (girl)
Take me in your car, let's go for a swing
One day you're gonna be at the top of the world
And I'ma be on your back fly girl
{gi-girl}

[Chorus, {}=during above line]
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}{girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL}

[Boogie Knight]
My name is Boogie Knight and yes I'm a Capricorn
I like the fly girls who know that they're on
To my experience the girls who please
Are Geminis, Scorpio, and yes Pisces
I'm not pregidous but I'll tell you right now
I don't like the girl who eats the Puppy Chow
I don't like the girl with mud in her toes
and feet that smell like anything goes
Dirty nails are what I hate most
But the gold fingernails are high post
I like pretty hair but I also know
Girls look fly in Kangols
I must say this if you like it or not
I can't stand fluorescent socks
But let me shut up and now bye bye world
My name is Boogie Knight and I've got a fly girl

girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL
girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL
A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl
A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl

[Boogie Knight]
Fits the truth I'll tell no lies
Yes men we dream and fantasize
Of both sandy brown hair and light brown eyes
A golden-brown tan, big juicy thighs
Jeans so tight, you seem so right
You're the most elusive thing I've seen all night
Like a breeze on the scene you're just too cool
Your skin real soft and silky smooth
The voluptuous curves that sway when you walk
You entice me girl just by the way you talk

A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [fades down]}
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [fades down]}

[Romeo JD]
Well I'm Rome JD and I have learned
"Fly girl" is a name that you must earn
Fly girls are girls who speak their mind
Some sneaky some freaky some mean some kind
Cold crush waves, fly Gherri curl
Gold watch, gold ring, and a neck full of pearls
Real slim waist, a made-up face
Head turns, eyes burn when she comes in the place
Perfume from France, put you in a trance
Fly enough to mingle, too fly dance
High-stakers, big money makers
Some fly girls are cold heart breakers
Bank accounts of unbelievable amounts
Very picky 'bout how their name's pronounced
Designer purse [Congrats, Velma], leather mini skirt
Not a speck of dirt, can't help but flirt
She'll make you choke like you inhale smoke
She gave you a number, it was dial-a-joke
You got a real nice voice, you'll be her choice
Till another man comes in a fly Rolls-Royce
The guys get jealous, how can you blame us?
You live a lifestyle of the rich and famous
To play your roll guys lose control
Picturin' you as a center fold
From the Rome JD, cest-la-vie
Each and every one a y'all too much for me
Could it be your style or the way you smile
That puts you on the top of the pile?
Queen of the Nile, o sweet child
Fly girl you drive me wild (you drive me wild)

[Chorus]

[various pitched samples of 'girl' & 'a fly girl']

Fly girl in Kangol:


TM