Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 138

11-20-2003, 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm so young I get a hard-on from everything.

It's GREAT!

And I am so old I would know what to do with each and every one of them. Too bad you are mired in that dead end relationship with Sequels

11-20-2003, 09:11 AM

Bc this is my favorite fb photo of all time along with the green thong thingie from the late bilmore and the Guarini nosejob on the mustard background shot. Could I legally use it for my Christmas, no I mean Holiday, Cards this year?

"Happy Holidays from Lester, Fugee, THurgreed, Purse Junkie and the FB Gang!"

11-20-2003, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Meanwhile, Eddie "Kyan" Douglas was spotted being lovey with Queer as Folk's Robert Gant in late September.

This makes me long for the days when Hollywood royalty would enter loveless marriages to starlet beards provided by the studio bosses, and engage in secretly torrid homosexual affairs with discreet cabana boys and camera-whore Baptist ministers from Kansas.

As it is, Bravo is owned by NBC and ultimately General Electric. Showtime is owned by Viacom, which also owns CBS. I'm not sure what this means, but I have confidence it's all according to Shape Shifter's plan.

Which one is Robert Gant? Is he Vic, the old guy? Interesting bc the only out people on that show are the Justin guy and the Emmett guy. Maybe all the gay practice on the show made him switch teams/ Is Hal Sparks next? Just so long as laminated list runner up Gale Harrold doesnt.

11-20-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I had dreams about women and having sex with them, I just never had orgasms. And, to this day, I've never had a orgasm from an erotic dream. Are there really guys out there who, as adults, are such easy ejaculators that they can just squirt one off while sleeping without anything being in a mouth or a vagina or a hand?

Anyway, I was just kind of physically underdeveloped when I was younger, so I guess I wasn't getting all hot and bothered at the same time other guys were. I kept growing until I was 20, so maybe my parents actually started me in school when I was four or something and just lied about my age.

Fear not, for since that first experience, there has been plenty stabbing from behind and related activity of all types.

I don't care for this term stabbing. Its making you uncrushable. I may have to switch back to young Coltrane.

spookyfish · 11-20-2003, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
point of order. after the age of 12, a normal guy SHOULD be ashamed of themselves for about 80% of the things that happen involving their dicks. I'm at 83.5%.

Some of that, I'm certain is due to the aging process.

Hank Chinaski · 11-20-2003, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So who has the more effective cabal - Michael or the Pope?

as to delivery channels, the Church functions more like a co-op.

11-20-2003, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not only are you really wound up, but you are also confusing Coltrane with Hello. All of it is entertaining, but keep it straight:

Coltrane is the horny drooling frugal youngun with the 52 inch TV owning roommate and the doomed GF and a chance of opening the door to a delivery of deep dish Paigow if it's not redirected to Texas or possibly your apartment (although it's not looking good or you at this moment).

Hello is the one who seems to think if you can't touch it, you can't steal it. Here on the FB he has not really distinguished himself with an identifiable persona and so the very idea that he would be the object of Paigow's lust at this point is just plain silly

Concur. Further to the point, every time Hello signs off, I hear Uncle Leo in my head, and that is Not Hot.

What is kinda Hot is that Coltrane's relationship is a plane ticket away from being toast. Fortunately for Sequels (or perhaps not- why delay the inevitable?), Wonk is a good dad who couldnt pony up the hotel room last weekend.

Perhaps its time for Coltrane's class to take their field trip to see the Monuments? I got stuck behind a gaggle of teens who had to be from Ohio based on their outerwear,s o it seems to be the time of year for that

spookyfish · 11-20-2003, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

Bc this is my favorite fb photo of all time along with the green thong thingie from the late bilmore. . .

Speaking of, I've been wondering about bilmore's conspicuous absence. Does anybody know his whereabouts? Did he drown in a bizarre kayaking accident? Was he eaten by wild dogs? Did Penske really truly give up socking this time?

Should we have a FB memorial service?

What gives?

evenodds · 11-20-2003, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is kinda Hot is that Coltrane's relationship is a plane ticket away from being toast. Fortunately for Sequels (or perhaps not- why delay the inevitable?), Wonk is a good dad who couldnt pony up the hotel room last weekend.

Perhaps its time for Coltrane's class to take their field trip to see the Monuments? I got stuck behind a gaggle of teens who had to be from Ohio based on their outerwear,s o it seems to be the time of year for that

No!

Imagine the black hole of suck that could arise from that union. It could cause the entire FB universe to collapse on itself.

evenodds · 11-20-2003, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Speaking of, I've been wondering about bilmore's conspicuous absence. Does anybody know his whereabouts? Did he drown in a bizarre kayaking accident? Was he eaten by wild dogs? Did Penske really truly give up socking this time?

Should we have a FB memorial service?

What gives?

I contacted him a few weeks ago and he is fine.

He'll return some glorious day.

11-20-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
No!

Imagine the black hole of suck that could arise from that union. It could cause the entire FB universe to collapse on itself.

We didn't invite you to join us, so I fail to see how its any of your concern. But thanks for playing!!!

notcasesensitive · 11-20-2003, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which one is Robert Gant? Is he Vic, the old guy? Interesting bc the only out people on that show are the Justin guy and the Emmett guy. Maybe all the gay practice on the show made him switch teams/ Is Hal Sparks next? Just so long as laminated list runner up Gale Harrold doesnt.

if the photo works...

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/17/2/82-2935.jpg

he is/was (I don't watch anymore so I don't know if he is still on) Ben. he is a ex-lawyer who ran off to be an actor and had success (good for him) and he is openly gay irl.

(photo didn't work, so link instead)

evenodds · 11-20-2003, 10:15 AM

Last night, I attended a huge party at a nightclub.

As the evening wore on and the liquor flowed, one of my friends (young, black, married) became the object of two cougars' attention.

They had him pinned on either side of a long booth and took turns pawing him while we sat laughing on the other side of the table.

At one point, he became truly alarmed. I leaned across the table so he could whisper in my ear: "she just asked me if I slipped a date rape drug in her drink. I said hell, no and she said 'oh, too bad. I was hoping things were going to get more exciting.'"

11-20-2003, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
if the photo works...

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/17/2/82-2935.jpg

he is/was (I don't watch anymore so I don't know if he is still on) Ben. he is a ex-lawyer who ran off to be an actor and had success (good for him) and he is openly gay irl.

(photo didn't work, so link instead)

He has regular characer status? bummer. ToasterMan said he gave bad head.

and that show really sucked, no pun, last season. Ted with a drug problem? please.

notcasesensitive · 11-20-2003, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
He has regular characer status? bummer. ToasterMan said he gave bad head.

and that show really sucked, no pun, last season. Ted with a drug problem? please.

I stopped watching after season 2. it got way to preachy for my liking. and it was sorta odd to me that they never had any straight friends and basically every straight character was written to be evil and homophobic. over the top I guess. other shows do the same thing (typecast the gays, blacks, etc.) and I dislike that just as much.

of course I pretty much only watch reality tv anymore anyway. written shows just can't hold my interest (The Office and South Park are the only exceptions that I can think of). I must be a voyeur. perhaps I should try out one of these strip club thingies of which you people speak.