Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Montecore]

I suggested "Monium," but what does an inbred mutant know?



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[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
And no Johnny Black. I like the cheap red stuff. AND NO SINGLE MALTS.

What the fuck is wrong with you lately?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

And no - Jack Daniels is not bourbon. I drink bourbon. Jack Daniels is a Tennessee whiskey made with charcoal. I don't like Jack for the same reason I don't like Johnny Black. No charcoal.

George Dickel

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you get a lot of this for xmas?

Yep. Black, Jack and Remy.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What the fuck is wrong with you lately?

I'll bet you wear kilts while drinking.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yep. Black, Jack and Remy.

Would you prefer back, sack, and crack?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
That would drastically cut my single malt bill.

I've read that the whole "single malt is the best" deal is a common misconception.

Kind of like the misconception that bottled beer is better than barrelled beer.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Picky, picky. While I agree on most counts, single malts are among the finer spirits about. But I generally reserve them for those who will appreciate them (e.g., people I've worn kilts with).

Have you worn kilts with a lot of people?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've read that the whole "single malt is the best" deal is a common misconception.

This is irrelevant.

You do not read scotch.

Put down the books, go out, drink. Then come back and talk to us.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Have you worn kilts with a lot of people?

More than a few, but not a lot.

I generally only wear them in small gatherings where serious drinking is going on. I do not wear them to larger functions.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've read that the whole "single malt is the best" deal is a common misconception.

Ah, it's all acquired taste anyhow. I can taste-test the ID's of about fifteen single malts, and really enjoy most of them, but, truly, the only true use for such a skill is the ability to make statements like "I can taste-test the ID's of about fifteen single malts".

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
This is irrelevant.

You do not read scotch.

Put down the books, go out, drink. Then come back and talk to us.

Kind of why I made the statement. I don't drink scotch and was curious as to the truth of it.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sure, but make a mental note... No one like Remy Martin. I don't care how impressive you thought that bottle would be, its wasted because I'll never drink it. I've had Louis Tre' and didn't even like that. And no Johnny Black. I like the cheap red stuff. AND NO SINGLE MALTS.

As to champagne, anything but that piss in the black bottle with the silent "X".

And no - Jack Daniels is not bourbon. I drink bourbon. Jack Daniels is a Tennessee whiskey made with charcoal. I don't like Jack for the same reason I don't like Johnny Black. No charcoal.

Damn, you're high maintenance. If it's free booze, you're lucky to be getting Thunderbird.

Not that I'd save a kid's photo for passed-out-in-a-filthy-gutter crap.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Would you prefer back, sack, and crack?

I would

()I()

(this is a picture of sebby's barenaked ass- I took it during the homecoming reunion at his frat house)

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(this is a picture of the bottle knocer over's apparatus, no legs or bod attached)

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Penske hates me

Good, then my plan is working.