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[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was making fun of a retard, but I don't know if she takes the bus to work.

I drive a Mercedes, actually.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Which makes me about as smart as a bag of hair.

I'll stop. I promise. But goddamn, it is hard and I am weak.

It is nice looking hair, if that makes you feel any better.

[Penske_Account]

As everyone who is anyone knows my current coffee drink of the moment is triple espresso. Trippio for the pisanos out there (bon giorno Coltrane!).

Anyhoo, I have come to realise that if I stop at the espresso place a little bit after the rush (which is easy since I rarely get into the office before 9) and order a trippio, they give me a four shots, a quadroppio, iyw. The reason being apparently, on the industrial espresso machines you can't do a single pour, its always a double. If I ask for 3 shots, its a double double, sts, and they have one left over. If its rush hour, no big deal. But after the rush, it would just go in the garbage. Plus, the barista is crushing on me. So, the result is, 4 for the price of 3.

who said there's no free lunch?

eta: I am in month two of my Starbucks boycott. Fuck you Schultzie!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Funny. That's what TM said before he met ppnyc.

what, sweetie that he is stupid as a bag of hair? concur.

[Retard]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was making fun of a retard, but I don't know if she takes the bus to work.

The train, you fucking idiot.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sniff.

I am feeling very sad today. Someone please post something funny.

Hmm, not funny, but you have my sympathies. I frequently miss my dead neutered cat. He was quite a catch.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The thing about having a JD is that law school is so scintillating that it renders it unnecessary to have any future intellectual stimulation relating to the law. We get all full up. So go sell intellectual stimulation somewhere else.

I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
How full of yourself to think that JD and law school is the be end of all of end all it is a lot of reading and more reading and reading again. My husband has a few years of law school never finished...it is what it is but don't get pompous about it, not all that.

He has "a few years" but never finished? How long do you think law school is?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.

Hello retard. Yes, you. I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.

You have to wake the kid up? At EIGHT THIRTY?

Bitch.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sniff.

I am feeling very sad today. Someone please post something funny.

Law school is scintillating.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He has "a few years" but never finished? How long do you think law school is?

3 years regular [1L 2L 3L] and 4 years at night.

Since he was at night a few years, assclown.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
As everyone who is anyone knows my current coffee drink of the moment is triple espresso. Trippio for the pisanos out there (bon giorno Coltrane!).

Anyhoo, I have come to realise that if I stop at the espresso place a little bit after the rush (which is easy since I rarely get into the office before 9) and order a trippio, they give me a four shots, a quadroppio, iyw. The reason being apparently, on the industrial espresso machines you can't do a single pour, its always a double. If I ask for 3 shots, its a double double, sts, and they have one left over. If its rush hour, no big deal. But after the rush, it would just go in the garbage. Plus, the barista is crushing on me. So, the result is, 4 for the price of 3.

This explains much of your recent posting.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hello retard. Yes, you. I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.

Then don't.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
3 years regular [1L 2L 3L] and 4 years at night.

Since he was at night a few years, assclown.

Oh, that explains it. We don't have to do any reading in the day program.