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Replaced_Texan · 08-29-2003, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can we do this NOW?

In the words of Astronaut Jones, "Why don't you pop out that spacesuit, and let me see those two big, gray space titties!"

My understanding--and I may be wrong on this--is that there are web sites all over the internet dedicated to the naked female human breast. From what I've been told, I think some of these sites charge a nominal but competitive fee, while others will actually let you see the naked breasts without charging a fee. I think you may be plauged with some pop ups, but the pop ups, I am told, generally also feature naked breasts, so may not be a bad thing.

Maybe one of these sites could hold you over until next friday? I'm not quite sure how you would find one, but maybe one of our FB brothren or sistren could give you some direction.

leagleaze · 08-29-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm walking through my law firm, all the secretaries filing
But when they see me passing by, they're looking up and smiling
The mail room staff stop by my office happily each day
They sense my mellow office vibe, I know they want to stay
The paralegals make excuses to stop by and chat
They know that Pretty Flower is one super groovy cat
The other lawyers worship me, it's foolish to deny it
They tell me this so often that I sometimes wish for quiet
But still, their adoration does not measure up, you see
Because I know deep in my heart my biggest fan is me

Many gifts you have my friend
you're pretty and wise and true
but when it comes to poetry
I have to say you're blue.

Poetry's an art you know
going beyond rhyme
the words you see, they have to flow
they have to find their time.

And the words you rhyme
they lack the time
to show me you've got talent
so I'm begging you my pretty friend
please find another habit.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-29-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My understanding--and I may be wrong on this--is that there are web sites all over the internet dedicated to the naked female human breast. From what I've been told, I think some of these sites charge a nominal but competitive fee, while others will actually let you see the naked breasts without charging a fee. I think you may be plauged with some pop ups, but the pop ups, I am told, generally also feature naked breasts, so may not be a bad thing.

Maybe one of these sites could hold you over until next friday? I'm not quite sure how you would find one, but maybe one of our FB brothren or sistren could give you some direction.

I'm aware.

I was just posting as an excuse to use that Astronaut Jones quote.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-29-2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
We don't have most of the pictures yet, and I am at work and have no intention of setting this up from my work computer.

So eager little boy the week before Christmas, you'll just have to wait.

We had to open them on X-mas Eve b/c I wouldn't go to sleep.

Ever.

And I was kidding. Just an excuse to let the board enjoy Tracy Morgan as much as I do.

andViolins · 08-29-2003, 11:35 AM

I say Hot.

I debated whether to post this or simply provide the link, but I don't think that it is too racy for public viewing. If admins disagree, please feel free to remove.

aV

bilmore · 08-29-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
there are web sites all over the internet dedicated to the naked female human breast . . .I think you may be plauged with some pop ups, . . .

If he stays seated, no one else at work will notice.

ABBAKiss · 08-29-2003, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by andViolins
I say Hot.

I debated whether to post this or simply provide the link, but I don't think that it is too racy for public viewing. If admins disagree, please feel free to remove.

aV

I'm with Hot. Context please?

notcasesensitive · 08-29-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by andViolins
I say Hot.

[photo]

I debated whether to post this or simply provide the link, but I don't think that it is too racy for public viewing. If admins disagree, please feel free to remove.

aV

So that's Madonna? I had to go back to TF's post to find out who was in on this kiss. Where's XTina? Madonna looks pretty young in that pic (angles, angles, angles). I will concurr with aV. Hot.

W.W.L.D. · 08-29-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
If he stays seated, no one else at work will notice.

I have heard it would not make any difference.

evenodds · 08-29-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm with Hot. Context please?

Puh-leeese.

VMAs. Last night.

Spoiled in detail in every paper yesterday and for every day since Madonna's birthday party.

Though I knew exactly what would happen, I still enjoyed it. The open-mouthed kisses and dirty dancing were unexpected, especially to the live audience.

Rock's jokes were on point. He introduced LeBron James and Ashanti with:
"He's tryin not to be the next Kobe and she's tryin not to be the next victim."

He also said of Good Charlotte: "Good Charlotte? That's like mediocre Green Day."

Overall, a far more enjoyable VMAs than the past few years. The fashion was all about the breast -- God bless them.

leagleaze · 08-29-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by andViolins

I debated whether to post this or simply provide the link, but I don't think that it is too racy for public viewing. If admins disagree, please feel free to remove.

aV

Yes the lesbian admin believes that two women kissing is racy.

If it were two men, or a man and a woman, I wouldn't believe it so, but because it is two women, it is wrong.

WRONG.

evenodds · 08-29-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Had I known that I would become pliffier* for a mere $120 I would have done it sooner

* prettylittleflowerier (you know, up on a fucking pedestal of my own making from which no person shall ever topple me because nobody sees it but me)

Though we have accepted your money, pliffier is your greatest contribution.

Shape Shifter · 08-29-2003, 11:57 AM

I watched MTVs Video Music Awards because, well, I'll drop the charade here and advise you as to my pathetic, miserable existence. I have no life.

SPOILER

Chris Rock - made the event watchable. My personal fave was when he said Good Charlotte sounded like mediocre Green Day.

Good Charlotte - who gave these Hot Topic shoppers a record deal?

Madonna, et al. - the only thing sexy about the Madonna/Britney kiss is that is was Madonna & Britney. Otherwise, it was wooden and creepy, like the Gores. I missed the Madonna/Christina smooch because I excused myself to go the bathroom and let my imagination do for me what reality could not.

50 cent - for a bullet-riddled crotch grabber, he's an engaging performer. He needs acceptance speech lessons.

Eminem - should have known better than to do the tard puppet bit.

Metallica - shitty cover band.

Justin Timberlake - amiable doofus.

Fab 5 - sharkjump. And how are six people supposed to present an award? Hurt some feelings, keep it down to 2 and leave the stage uncluttered. Isn't there a QE for stage direction?

Duran Duran - glad they got the surprize award. Such a surprize that no one seemed to realize they were getting an award. How embarrassing for them that Kelly Osbourne has to buy them a standing O. The sound failure was just gravy on the cake.

Missy E - "And, here to my right, I'd like to thank the caterer's assistant."

Coldplay - Chris Rock got it wrong. You can't commit suicide when your asleep. Yawn.

Olsen Twins - I myself can hardly wait the 288 days, nine hours and four minutes. But do they have to talk?

JLo - deliberate snub for which I can never forgive MTV. Aside from the many film commitments in the Niagara Falls area, you can't expect a legitimate talent and star like JLo to attend every pissant awards show. Give the woman an award already, if for nothing more than her transcendent beauty and captivating charm. Bull, cow. Gobble, gobble.

Overall - Were they using a special fat leg lens? Or is junk in the trunk in?

ABBAKiss · 08-29-2003, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
VMAs. Last night.

I totally missed this. I was throwing back surfers on acid and kissing a fellow associate's wife. Yikes.

andViolins · 08-29-2003, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes the lesbian admin believes that two women kissing is racy.

If it were two men, or a man and a woman, I wouldn't believe it so, but because it is two women, it is wrong.

WRONG.

Hey HEY! No need to get your panties in a bunch. I know in the past that some posters have been upset with graphic pictures appearing on their screens at work. I thought this one, while hot, did not go too far. THus, the post.

I LIKE hot wimmin' kissing! I would enjoy seeing you kiss another woman! Mmmm, mmmm lesbians!

aV