imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[NotFromHere]

First, Jerry Springer, the Musical and now this...

LOS ANGELES - “The Apprentice” is moving from glitzy Fifth Avenue to neon-lit Broadway.

Reality superproducer Mark Burnett and Donald Trump, executive producers of NBC’s reality hit, are developing “The Apprentice: The Musical.”

Burnett is writing the book for the musical, which is under way, with several songs already completed.

“It’s a love story,” Burnett said of the project at a Friday meeting to promote his upcoming NBC reality series “The Contender.” “It’s very inspirational.”

Have they really run out of ideas for Broadway? A Love Story?

And for anyone who cares, the future Mrs. Trump is going to wear a foofy Dior dress to her wedding.

In this undated photo from Vogue, she models the voluminous strapless gown — which took 550 hours of labor just to do the embroidery — on the cover of Vogue's February issue. Knauss will marry Trump on Saturday in Palm Beach, Fla.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
But there's better places for DLGs than that skank.

What did she ever do to you?

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can't BELIEVE that Arissa is still on there. And I can't BELIEVE they guilted Ruthie into being a leader and didn't even say word one to Arissa. That shit ain't right.

[I also am surprised that every year, somehow, someway Coral makes it to the end of the game. She doesn't seem very atheletic (I'd pick her dead last for my dodgeball team) but as Richard Hatch would say, it's all about playing the game.]

So, I'm the 5th over-30 here who watches this?

I hate Coral.

I'll also be watching every single second of AI--tell me now if Paigow's the only other one watching, and I'll PM my rundowns instead of posting them. I also started watching The Bacherlorette (she kept the guy who sends my gaydar off the charts), and I've watched the last few weeks of The Biggest Loser.

tm

[ilikenewsocks]

You're not quite as likely to die of fatness as you thought - the CDC screwed up. You're still going to die though, so you may as well start smoking.

I expect Hank to have a comment about the infalliability of scientists.

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
. I suppose she has what a friend calls "DLG" appeal (Dirty Little Girl, spoken in a Jethro Tull, pedophilia type voice).

I am sorry but can you explain? I wore out my Tull Greatest Hits tape in college and just this weekend got all warm and fuzzy inside when a car drove by cranking Bungle in the Jungle. Magical flutists and great innovators even to this day.

Originally posted by tmdiva
So, I'm the 5th over-30 here who watches this?

I hate Coral.

I'll also be watching every single second of AI--tell me now if Paigow's the only other one watching, and I'll PM my rundowns instead of posting them. I also started watching The Bacherlorette (she kept the guy who sends my gaydar off the charts), and I've watched the last few weeks of The Biggest Loser.

tm

TM said he is watching AI. You know Fuge is. EO probalby is but she has retired except to ban socks and i would guess barely is. less probably is too but wont admit to it, as being a hetero male in his forties makes it embarrassing.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
You're not quite as likely to die of fatness as you thought - the CDC screwed up. You're still going to die though, so you may as well start smoking.

I expect Hank to have a comment about the infalliability of scientists.

Hmm. Maybe they fired that Krispy Kreme CEO a little prematurely.

[NotFromHere]

Jolie's people are denying. So it must be true.

Angelina Jolie is blasting those rumors that she was a third party in the breakup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s marriage — and in the process, she’s pretty much confirmed buzz that Pitt was miserable because he wanted to have a child.

“I’ve been painted as the Wicked Witch of the West and a marriage wrecker. But all I’ve ever been to Brad is a shoulder to cry on,” Jolie said, according to the London Sunday Express. “Half the world believes we had an affair and I’m the one to blame for his split. But the truth is I was there to try to help him through his pain. He longs to be a father and he’s been in emotional turmoil for a long time because that hasn’t happened for him.”

Jolie’s innocence is getting backed up by an unlikely source: Robin Lane Fox, the historical advisor to “Alexander.” The Oxford historian became friendly with Jolie during the movie shoot. “In my view there is no question of Angelina interfering in Brad Pitt’s marriage,” Fox told an audience at the Royal Geographic Society. But he says one actor did seem to have the hots for her: “My money is on Val Kilmer, who played King Philip in ‘Alexander,’ who was making a very clever run for Jolie on the inside track.”

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Jolie's people are denying. So it must be true.

Angelina Jolie is blasting those rumors that she was a third party in the breakup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s marriage — and in the process, she’s pretty much confirmed buzz that Pitt was miserable because he wanted to have a child.

“I’ve been painted as the Wicked Witch of the West and a marriage wrecker. But all I’ve ever been to Brad is a shoulder to cry on,” Jolie said, according to the London Sunday Express. “Half the world believes we had an affair and I’m the one to blame for his split. But the truth is I was there to try to help him through his pain. He longs to be a father and he’s been in emotional turmoil for a long time because that hasn’t happened for him.”

Jolie’s innocence is getting backed up by an unlikely source: Robin Lane Fox, the historical advisor to “Alexander.” The Oxford historian became friendly with Jolie during the movie shoot. “In my view there is no question of Angelina interfering in Brad Pitt’s marriage,” Fox told an audience at the Royal Geographic Society. But he says one actor did seem to have the hots for her: “My money is on Val Kilmer, who played King Philip in ‘Alexander,’ who was making a very clever run for Jolie on the inside track.”

Dear Not From Here:

Most people on this board read either pagesix, the daily news gossip page, salon's the fix or some other online trash stuff. We already know this and frankly, we dont really care. Can you limit your links to things people may not catch? Like the special announcements on the FMS homepage?

Sincerely

Your Biggest Fan

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Magical flutists and great innovators even to this day.

And snappy dressers to boot. Isn't that PLF's kimono-style tunic he's wearing?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ironweed
And snappy dressers to boot. Isn't that PLF's kimono-style tunic he's wearing?

Needs more cowbell.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
And snappy dressers to boot. Isn't that PLF's kimono-style tunic he's wearing?

That's not mine, but I totally rock the psychedelic-vest-with-no-shirt-and-almost-matching-psychedelic-bandana look when I am out clubbing. I don't carry a flute, though. Because that would make me look like a pussy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dear Not From Here:

Most people on this board read either pagesix, the daily news gossip page, salon's the fix or some other online trash stuff. We already know this and frankly, we dont really care. Can you limit your links to things people may not catch? Like the special announcements on the FMS homepage?

Sincerely

Your Biggest Fan

whiff

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by tmdiva
So, I'm the 5th over-30 here who watches this?

I hate Coral.

I'll also be watching every single second of AI--tell me now if Paigow's the only other one watching, and I'll PM my rundowns instead of posting them. I also started watching The Bacherlorette (she kept the guy who sends my gaydar off the charts), and I've watched the last few weeks of The Biggest Loser.

tm

Not over 30 yet, but I LOVE the RR/RW challenges, but can only watch the weekend marathons when Mr. Chick is out. He will watch Wild Boys, Viva la Bam and the Osbournes, but seriously mocks my Newlyweds/RR/RW habit. I loathe Coral. The guys have it together. The girls only chance of winning is if the final challenge deals with bitching a lot.

I plan on watching TAR live, and catching up on AI later. Unless someone captures my heart like Clay, I'll probably drop out after the audition weeks.

I am really looking forward to the Apprentice. Survivor is less interesting to me. Unless I can quickly identify a new Johnny Fairplay, it's no longer must see TV.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
whiff

I don't think you understand the meaning of whiff.