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06-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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#196
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Heh.
- LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
She was taken from court screaming.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html
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I suspect her first three days are going to be looked fondly upon, when compared to the subsequent 42 days.
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06-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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#197
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
wwtdd.com: "I think this will be my Christmas card this year."
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It's official. Back to jail she goes. And apparently she's serving the full sentence.
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06-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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#198
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am teaching cooking on Sunday afternoon/evening. And we are watching a movie, probably (Stanley and Iris). And before we cook, we are doing an inventory of kitchen materials and going shopping for gaps.
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I could pretty much cook almost anything worth eating with a 12-inch cast-iron skillet and a 7" santoku. Whatever else you buy, make sure you buy these two items.
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06-08-2007, 04:22 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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I've met you. You're not that pretty.
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06-08-2007, 04:25 PM
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#200
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I've met you. You're not that pretty.
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And yet, that doesn't sound like a denial. Coltrane, wear something conservative next time you dine with Wonk.
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06-08-2007, 04:25 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
... I will finally make Wanker a happy man by following his infamous suggestion.
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I'm guessing I've got a better chance of BnB blowing me for Kolonopin. Besides, as I noted earlier in the week, I've mellowed.
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06-08-2007, 04:26 PM
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#202
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think she bought that just for the house arrest- "compromise" means both sides getting less than they would like.
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Your wife tells me that's how she keeps you satisfied with limited effort.
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06-08-2007, 04:27 PM
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#203
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
And yet, that doesn't sound like a denial. Coltrane, wear something conservative next time you dine with Wonk.
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Yeah, his post made it sound like he thought I was exaggerating. As if he meant that it would be accurate if it were only four or five men.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-08-2007, 04:29 PM
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#204
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, his post made it sound like he thought I was exaggerating. As if he meant that it would be accurate if it were only four or five men.
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You don't think that there are at least 4 or 5 men out there who have at some point used you as material?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-08-2007, 04:31 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Heh.
- LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
She was taken from court screaming.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html
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Count this among the things that I find the news coverage of silly.* But maybe it is a good lesson for some of the stupid kids these days to have some respect for authority. She's totally being scapegoated, but I guess I'm okay with that. Is she Gen Y or the generation after Gen Y (as yet unnamed?)?
*Wow, is that an awkward sentence. Sorry about that.
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See you later, decorator.
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06-08-2007, 04:31 PM
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#206
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Driving is not a right. It's a privilege.
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Who are you, and what have you done with the sebby who posts on the PB?
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06-08-2007, 04:34 PM
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#207
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Count this among the things that I find the news coverage of silly.* But maybe it is a good lesson for some of the stupid kids these days to have some respect for authority. She's totally being scapegoated, but I guess I'm okay with that. Is she Gen Y or the generation after Gen Y (as yet unnamed?)?
*Wow, is that an awkward sentence. Sorry about that.
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How is she being scapegoated?
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06-08-2007, 04:36 PM
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#208
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Count this among the things that I find the news coverage of silly.* But maybe it is a good lesson for some of the stupid kids these days to have some respect for authority. She's totally being scapegoated, but I guess I'm okay with that. Is she Gen Y or the generation after Gen Y (as yet unnamed?)?
*Wow, is that an awkward sentence. Sorry about that.
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In Christian theology, the story of the scapegoat in Leviticus is interpreted as a symbolic prefiguration of the self-sacrifice of Jesus, who takes the sins of humanity on his own head, having been driven into the 'wilderness' outside the city by order of the high priests.
At least that's what Wikipedia says.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-08-2007, 04:36 PM
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#209
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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I know the perfect place for us to dry hump
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, his post made it sound like he thought I was exaggerating. As if he meant that it would be accurate if it were only four or five men.
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The card said "DOzens of men jerk off to me" not "I pay 4 or 5 men to jerk off on me."
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06-08-2007, 04:37 PM
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#210
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Take THAT, NYC noses...
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How is she being scapegoated?
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From behind, probably.
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