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evenodds · 10-16-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child
In private, I've always thought that we just didn't understand each other. And that's OK. Really.

Since you questioned whether I was seriously interested in whether you think the Great State of New Jersey is stalking you (a little presumptuous, don't you think), I wanted to remind you and the rest of the FB that I never upbraid anyone publicly for anything that falls within my moderating duties. If we had a problem, I would have told you privately.

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Originally posted by pretermitted_child Oh, and from now on . . . I'll put in the [JOKE] tags.

You might just start being funny.

pretermitted_child · 10-16-2003, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Since you questioned whether I was seriously interested in whether you think the Great State of New Jersey is stalking you (a little presumptuous, don't you think), I wanted to remind you and the rest of the FB that I never upbraid anyone publicly for anything that falls within my moderating duties. If we had a problem, I would have told you privately.

[JOKE]
I'm honored to bring out the Admin-Timmy in you.

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You might just start being funny.

As an added bonus, you might further develop your sense of humor. It's a win-win situation.
[/JOKE]

Jack Manfred · 10-16-2003, 02:09 AM

The results are in. You are certifiably:

22% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
8% (less bitchy than you)
91% (bitchier than you)
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In other news, has anyone else seen "Karen Sisco"? I caught it this evening, and it's pretty good.

In other, other news, New Jersey, lay off Sligo if you know what's good for you. Don't make me get all William Butler Yeats on your ass. I got a posse of hard-core loco poets who will not hesitate to get medieval on your ass.... And some of them know Gaelic and Old English and shit.

Jack Manfred · 10-16-2003, 04:01 AM

How soon until the board learns that the poster known as The Daintiest Petunia is not even a lawyer, but just an underemployed housewife brought to the Board by a shared fascination with Siegfried & Roy?

Myself, I'm fascinated with how Edie Brickell looks exactly the same as she did 14 years ago. Does sleeping with Paul Simon keep you youthful-looking?

ltl/fb · 10-16-2003, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
To New Jersey? That's weird, she figured out who I was, sent me a nicely colored smoke signal by waving blankets over a smoldering tire fire, and invited me to visit her

In your dreams.

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
she has suggested many times on these boards that she has not previously been good.

Again, in your dreams.

l(insomniac)tl

Say_hello_for_me · 10-16-2003, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
In your dreams.
Again, in your dreams.

l(insomniac)tl

As a regular poster of stuff on the politics board, you should know that in my world, dreams are all nightmares.

Hello

leagleaze · 10-16-2003, 07:50 AM

It's ok after all ncs, he did try to kill himself. He just failed.

"As the ferry docked, Richard Smith, the ship's captain, ran home where police later found him, according to law enforcement sources. A neighbor told CNN that an ambulance took him away on a stretcher.

According to a local government source and a police source, Smith had tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists and using some sort of pellet or BB gun.

"He is out of surgery and has been admitted into a surgical intensive care unit," said Jim McMahon, a spokesman for St. Vincent's Hospital, shortly after midnight Thursday. "He'll be monitored very closely until such a time as he can be moved into a regular medical unit."'

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast...ent/index.html

SEC_Chick · 10-16-2003, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by New Jersey
Dear Pretermitted Child:

Given that Ernaldo aka Paul of Sligo has already publicly accused me of being the most boring uneventful state in the whole USA, and warned others that if one spends even a small amount of time in New Jersey there is a real danger that they will go mad because there is nothing to do in such a suburban dump (see http://www.virtualtourist.com/m/5b835/), I would ask that you please stay out of New Jersey too. Your posts are so friggin tiresome that you could only make the current situation worse.

Thanks.

New Jersey

I heart (yes, paigow, I know that 'heart' is your thing. Consider it an homage) New Jersey!!!!!!!!!!

But you seem so down. Where's the Garden State I have come to know and love?

Edited to add: I should have noticed NJ had 14 posts. Though better, it still sounds as if my fave sock has fallen on hard times.

rufus leeking · 10-16-2003, 08:33 AM

note to Paigow-for the next little bit be careful with the TV and commercials. I saw a John Basedow commercial and he seems to have dyed his hair yellow. Maybe he heard your criticism and just thought he needed to do something. Anyway its not a good look. There's a stringness to the hair that really clashes with the body. His head says herion addict and the body says whatever it says.

If he bugged you before it'll be much worse now.

It was late, I'd been drinking, so its possible I imagined it, but I don't think so....

notcasesensitive · 10-16-2003, 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
It's ok after all ncs, he did try to kill himself. He just failed.

"As the ferry docked, Richard Smith, the ship's captain, ran home where police later found him, according to law enforcement sources. A neighbor told CNN that an ambulance took him away on a stretcher.

According to a local government source and a police source, Smith had tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists and using some sort of pellet or BB gun.

"He is out of surgery and has been admitted into a surgical intensive care unit," said Jim McMahon, a spokesman for St. Vincent's Hospital, shortly after midnight Thursday. "He'll be monitored very closely until such a time as he can be moved into a regular medical unit."'

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast...ent/index.html

Thanks, leagl. THat does make me feel a little better. Maybe I'll just send an e-mail to cnn after all. Also, for those who wonder, high doses of Tums, aspirin and Zyrtek paired with vodka shots result in a sort of fun "loopy" feeling. I may have found a new high!

spookyfish · 10-16-2003, 09:16 AM

I know some of you are dog lovers, and I have, um allergies so. . .

If any of you are interested in a free dog, please let me know. It
belongs to a neighbor of mine and is house trained and friendly but it makes my
neighbor's wife uneasy. The dog seems to stare at her quite often,
especially when she gets out of the shower. She finds this very peculiar but realizes
that it could be her imagination. A photo is attached.

The Daintiest Petunia · 10-16-2003, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I know some of you are dog lovers, and I have, um allergies so. . .

If any of you are interested in a free dog, please let me know. It
belongs to a neighbor of mine and is house trained and friendly but it makes my
neighbor's wife uneasy. The dog seems to stare at her quite often,
especially when she gets out of the shower. She finds this very peculiar but realizes
that it could be her imagination. A photo is attached.

Ha ha! Spookyfish! I got that e-mail four times already and it cracks me up every time. Talk about SPOOKY! That doggy is just the creepiest!!! hahaha

Woweee! I feel like I had french fries for breakfast with all the catsup this morning!!! LOL!!!

Do you people ever sleep!?!? I have to admit that I don't understand a lot of what was going on. I had to break out the old dictionary to look up upbraid!! And we lawyers are supposed to be wordsmiths!! DON'T TELL THE BIG BOSS MAN!!! haha Thanks to Mr. Manfred for the nice reference, although I don't fully get that one either! I guess I'm going to have to hang around a little while longer before I start getting all the *in" jokes!

Have a GREAT day you guys. It's almost the WEEKEND! WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

ABBAKiss · 10-16-2003, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish

This scared the living hell out of me.

purse junkie · 10-16-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I know some of you are dog lovers, and I have, um allergies so. . .

If any of you are interested in a free dog, please let me know

[horrifying photo]

I don't even want to think about this mutt's parentage. What kind of perverted freaks do you hang out with?

ms. naughty diplomat · 10-16-2003, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by New Jersey
There are far more interesting places to live in the same general area of the country than anywhere within New Jersey, for example, Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington.

you could have just directed her to wilmington.