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08-29-2003, 03:26 PM
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#21016
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: I am with you always
Posts: 203
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Less on Survivor?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Oh yeah, that's right. I'm not working. Ever sit down to do your timesheets and have absolutely no recollection of a particular day, or week?
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I can have that effect.
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Taut and Well-Rounded
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08-29-2003, 03:27 PM
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#21017
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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RANT OF THE DAY
When you have finished pushing countless buttons at the ATM machine
and have taken your money
and have taken your receipt
and have put the money in your wallet
and have taken your card
and have put the card in your wallet
and have fumbled around trying to place the receipt in your wallet
and have looked all around the machine to see if there is anything that you may have forgotten after your long stay
and have stared at the buttons on the ATM machine wondering why the keys have Braille
and have taken time to simply stare at the entire contraption, wondering about the amazing technology that lets it all happen
and as you now simply stand in front of the machine, perhaps thinking about planet zorkon or some other completely inane matter, don't you perhaps possible believe that
NOW ITS TIME TO FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND LET SOMEONE ELSE GET THEIR GODDAMN CASH!!!!
bitch.
aV
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08-29-2003, 03:28 PM
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#21018
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Guest
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VMA Observations
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Originally posted by evenodds
We're talking about fashion, not the desires of random whiteboys.
Women are actually getting ass injections and implants. Not to roll JHo style but to add some ass.
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AND, courntey love was quoted as saying she regretted her ass lipo.
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08-29-2003, 03:29 PM
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#21019
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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TF on Survivor?
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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
What the fuck are these?
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Can somebody please nail timmy back on the fucking cross?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-29-2003, 03:33 PM
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#21020
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Guest
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Ben Affleck Schadenfreude
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I happened to catch Ben Affleck on the Late Show last night. Not sure if it was a repeat but it was recent since he was reading off a list of his "favorite" mean reviews of Gigli and talking about the stripper incident. Did anyone else see this? He was trying to laugh it off but he came off sounding incredibly defensive. He also made some really weak jokes about how Jenny won't let his friends in Bastahn throw him a real bachelor party as punishment for the strippers.
Also, I saw him throw out a pitch at a Red Sox game last Friday and there was a lot of grumbling in the crowd around me. Not exactly a warm reception from the "home town" crowd.
Pathetic-ist man alive.
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I predict he will be shacked up with Courntey Love not long after him and JHo break up over her control and trust issues and his need for breathing room.
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08-29-2003, 03:33 PM
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#21021
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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TF on Survivor?
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Can somebody please nail timmy back on the fucking cross?
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I just laughed so hard it hurt my tummy. :rofl:
For that I will gladly turn your wrenches...
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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08-29-2003, 03:37 PM
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#21022
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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I knew something was missing from Chris Rock's act at the VMAs
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/met...wn/image1.html
Pics of Bobby and Whitney at his hearing. Bobby is officially a free man.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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08-29-2003, 03:39 PM
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#21023
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Guest
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Ben Affleck Schadenfreude (and a Tara Reid sighting)
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Stephen Stills got a warm reception from the crowd on Sunday.
Ben Who? He doesn't do anything for Boston, so we don't care. Besides he's a bit of an embarassment talent wise. I've only seen a few of his movies, but he always plays the same kind of characters. Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting wasn't all that different from Bartleby in Dogma.
So, I'm listening to the US Open on the internet (www.usopen.org) and the host says that Tara Reid is dating Mark Phillippoussis!! Huh?! I don't care how hot he is, he just lost points for his poor taste in women.
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NO. I feel sick. She is famous for nothing except being a C list actress who peaked about five years ago ( except a brief turn as Bunny Lebowski). SHe is a bleached blonde, over made up mall chick slut from New Jersey.
And I am definitely better looking than her. with a better, natural body. And way less materialistic.
I feel sick.
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08-29-2003, 03:39 PM
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#21024
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Bike News
Also known as Confidential to PJ, Burger, and AdL:
Tyler fracture his hip in a crash and is out for the rest of the season.
http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...ters&type=lgns
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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08-29-2003, 03:43 PM
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#21025
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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The last of the VMA posts
Chris Rock.......
On MTV's shows
"Everytime I see ‘Say What Karaoke.’ I say 'Say what’s on the other channel.'"
On 'Making the Band' with Puff Daddy
"You get to see Puff Daddy be a mentor to the children. Who better than Puff Daddy to show the kids wrong from wronger?"
On 'Punk'd'
"I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘DMX, you’ve been punked.’ ‘Oh yeah, you’ve been stabbed.’"
On Ashton Kutcher
"My man’s a pimp. He’ll take your girlfriend and your mother. I don’t even think he’s in love with Demi Moore. He’s just trying to punk Bruce Willis."
On Seeing Janet Jackson with Jermaine Dupree
"Damn, I had a shot. It’s like finding out about a sale a day too late."
On the deaths of overweight singers
"I don’t know where Ruben (Studdard) is, but I hope he’s eating a salad right now."
On Paula Abdul judging a singing contest
"It’s like getting Christopher Reeves to judge a dance contest."
On 50 Cent
"He took more shots to the face then Jenna Jameson."
On seating arrangements
"You have the Olsen twins over there, so then you got to put R. Kelly way up there."
On Good Charlotte
"Good Charlotte? More like a mediocre Green Day."
On LeBron James and Ashanti
"He’s trying not to be the next Kobe and she’s trying not to be the next victim."
On Eminem
"Our next presenter saves a lot of money on Mother’s Day."
On Lil Jon
"Doesn’t Lil Jon look a lot like a black Cousin It."
On P. Diddy
"Our next presenter is being sued by more people that the Catholic Church."
On the 'Queer Eye' guys
"Our next five presenters make a living out of dressing up the guys who beat them up in high school. Give it up for the gay Beatles."
After 50 Cent's performance
"Today is the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s 'I Have a Dream’ speech —isn’t it nice to see that his dream has finally come true?"
After Coldplay's performance
"I hope you all didn’t slit your wrists to that one."
On the Williams sisters
"Our next two presenters have beaten the crap out of more white girls than Rick James."
On the show 'Cribs'
"It’s just celebrities showing off their crap. They should change the name to Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah."
On Ben Stiller & Drew Barrymore
"These two are Hollywood royalty, which means they’re inbred and out of touch with the common man."
Courtesy of MSNBC.com
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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08-29-2003, 03:46 PM
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#21026
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Bike News
Evenodds fracture her English, but she only out until post 1151.
CDF (also a TDF devotee)
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08-29-2003, 03:47 PM
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#21027
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Confidential to Thrasher
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrashersFan
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Your avatar annoys me. Here's a new one.
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08-29-2003, 03:48 PM
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#21028
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Confidential to Thrasher
Since Day One I have wanted a new avatar but I don't know how to do it. I will try this one but no guarantees -- computer savvy I am not.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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08-29-2003, 03:49 PM
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#21029
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Less on Survivor?
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dog avatar
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Why do you have that picture as your avatar? Is that your dog?
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08-29-2003, 03:49 PM
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#21030
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Confidential to Thrasher
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Since Day One I have wanted a new avatar but I don't know how to do it. I will try this one but no guarantees -- computer savvy I am not.
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Go to your user cp. Click on options. Click on avatar. where it gives you the option to put an address put in this link
http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...aze/thrash.jpg
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