It's all about me

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"I wouldn't urinate down his throat if his heart was on fire."

--Democratic consultant James Carville, referring to independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader during a speech before the Michigan delegation today.

Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.

How do you think your heart, otherwise known as your pancreas, gets nourishment? Through your throat of course.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.

It's a variation of the line "he's so mean, he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire" that (I think) Molly Ivins used about an Attorney General of Texas a few years ago.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.

Let's try with Ralph.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
It's a variation of the line "he's so mean, he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire" that (I think) Molly Ivins used about an Attorney General of Texas a few years ago.

The brain part didn't work with Ralph.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
Wow. Could you teach me that one?

"Everybody wants to be an actor; nobody is content to be a spectator."

--- Jean Cocteau

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.

Innovative Solution to Heartburn Discovered by James Carville

Washington, D.C. (Reuters) - Doctors at Georgetown Medical Center have confirmed that the suggested heartburn treatment set forth by political analyst, James "Skippy" Carville seems to have some scientific basis. Four out of five patients suffering from heartburn in the Georgetown Medical Center this afternoon, after Mr. Carville's speech to Michigan Democratic Party delegates, who were prescribed a small dose of human urine were reportedly "feeling better," although the fifth patient was rumored to be "totally grossed out."

"It is a wonderful thing to see the vibrant political debate in this country increase our scientific knowledge in this manner," said Emergency Room Doctor Rip Vandelay. "Before this revelation, I would have been likely to send the whiney baby patients home until they proved they had some real ailment, but the addition of an Option Pee, if you will, is a real godsend," he added.

Phone calls made to James Carville were not returned prior to release of this story.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How do you think your heart, otherwise known as your pancreas, gets nourishment? Through your throat of course.

Coltrane outed?

[Not Bob]

Thanks to Aloha for the pic.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not necessarily.

Wow. We're a great match. I can come just from receiving head!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Required is such a strong word...

You prefer 'ordered?'

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Coltrane outed?

The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!

Please PM me

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Darling, if you don't know what that button does, I suggest you read the following:

PSA: the Clitoris (spree: it's about the clitoris, duh... but no photos or anything.)

But do you like direct stimulation? Or rubbing circles around the general clitoral area/hood? And how much pressure? Because, you know, this knowledge might come in handy someday.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You prefer 'ordered?'

TM

I think some things are better without words.