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06-20-2005, 07:40 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have unaccountable crushes on both Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott , I think the casting of Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse is almost as inspried as naming a Basset hound Flash, and yet the thought of Jessica Simpson makes me want to run far and fast from The Dukes of Hazzard Movie.
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I thought the same thing. "Shit, the casting on this is fantastic."
Speaking of Willie, I bought that version of "It Was a Very Good Year" he does with Ray Charles on Ray's Starbucks disc (can't recall name). Willie's great, but damn.... Ray sounds like shit. They shouldn't have milked him for that last record. Its embarrassing.
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06-20-2005, 07:41 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Entourage is completely underrated. And I always watch an episode at least twice bc every line is genius.
What do you think of the Comback?
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NOt a whole lot of laughs there. The problem with doing a faux-documentary-tv-show-with-main-character-constantly-humiliating-themself, is that it's inevitably going to fall short of The Office. |
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06-20-2005, 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you think there will be a Sequel?
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Golf clap.
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06-20-2005, 07:42 PM
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm swimming in ejaculate.
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Actually, that's prejack.
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06-20-2005, 07:59 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Golf clap.
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are people posting "golfclap" (or "golf clap") ironically or not ironically? Because it is a really stupid response and I just want to be clear whether the disdain I feel each time that is posted is entirely warranted or only partially warranted. Thanks in advance. |
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06-20-2005, 08:05 PM
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#2121
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
are people posting "golfclap" (or "golf clap") ironically or not ironically? Because it is a really stupid response and I just want to be clear whether the disdain I feel each time that is posted is entirely warranted or only partially warranted. Thanks in advance.
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I will be completely earnest, like a young Spanky, when and if I post golf clap.
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06-20-2005, 08:08 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Hi, I am back
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
are people posting "golfclap" (or "golf clap") ironically or not ironically? .
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Seems to me to be coincidental.
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06-20-2005, 08:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
are people posting "golfclap" (or "golf clap") ironically or not ironically? Because it is a really stupid response and I just want to be clear whether the disdain I feel each time that is posted is entirely warranted or only partially warranted. Thanks in advance.
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LOL!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-20-2005, 08:40 PM
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Chainsaws
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Did your new sort of bf ask you to stick your fist in his butt? I don't think this is a common activity for straight men, or at least it's never come up in a conversation with any of my straight friends.
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It might be okay if he has tiny women hands.
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06-20-2005, 08:44 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm swimming in ejaculate.
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We called a guy to come clean out gutters. He went straight up a ladder, way the fuck up high. It was really impressive.
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06-20-2005, 09:26 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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For PLF
Chainsaw porn (spree: graphic novel)
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06-20-2005, 09:45 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Query
In my effourt to outdistance my socky past, did I inadvertantly create an ironweed tribute sock?
Oh the humanité!
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06-20-2005, 11:42 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A pool of my own vomit
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Hi, I am back
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have unaccountable crushes on both Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott , I think the casting of Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse is almost as inspried as naming a Basset hound Flash, and yet the thought of Jessica Simpson makes me want to run far and fast from The Dukes of Hazzard Movie.
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What pisses me off (as Dukes of Hazzard was my fave show when I was about 5 years old) is that of all of the 200+ movies in my Netflix queue, Disc 1 of D of H is in first position and is still on "very long wait".
I was hoping to catch up and reminisce before seeing the movie.
Thank goodness for this post as I now have the D of H theme song in my head and it has dislodged crappy NKOTB Step by Step, which I have been humming ALL FREAKING DAY, and am ashamed to admit that I actually know all of the words to it. |
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06-21-2005, 03:02 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are not very smart if you think that in order to be an adult, you must always know why you are feeling a certain way and be able to perfectly express that feeling. It can't be done.
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