Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Lisa Guerrero. It's like she won a contest to be there. If abc wants to promote female sports journalists, fine. If abs wants to attract male viewers with eye candy, fine. Lisa Guerrero succeeds at neither.

ABC did the same thing with this woman, Sam-something during the Stanley Cup. She was extremely annoying. I would give my eyeteeth for that job. (although I would probably get fired for sexually harassing the players and probably would not look much like eye candy without my eyeteeth*)



*I have no idea what eyeteeth are. Incisors? Molars?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Not Bob
ED? Isn't preventing that condition what Rafael Palmeiro's commercials are all about? Wrong sport, sister. (Seriously, Eric Dickerson? As a side-line reporter, Eric Dickerson was a very good running back. I mean, the guy was a great player, but ... )

That was my point. He was so much better than she.

If you want a chick on the sidelines, Suzy Kolber is your girl. I love her on the EA Sports NFL Matchup with Merrill and Jaws.

[notcasesensitive]

I just looked on the parents board, just for fun (I am not a parent, but sometimes the discussions are interesting from a "glad I'm not dealing with that stuff perspective"). Anyway, discussion of liquid diarrea going on over there. PJ, I implore you, don't look!

Way to keep us interlopers out, folks!

Ok, return to the sex talk...

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone else watch the game last night? The sidelines reporter (Lisa something?) is not good. I know she is only there for eyecandy, but really. Is it enjoyable for the male football watching public to watch her interview people when she doesn't even know who is on which team? In her post game interview with Ramsey (QB, Redskins), she said something to him about him talking to his ex-teammate, Laverneous Coles after the game. Hey, chick, Coles is on the Redskins! The story was the he (Coles) was playing against his ex-team. WTF. Ramsey felt bad for her and helped her out of the crappy question.

It was a good game with the type of nailbiting ending that I like so long as my Bills are not involved. Shepard Smith (hottie) of FoxNews commented before the game that he hoped nobody could win because it was the Jets or Spurrier -- I laughed. This was a game where I pulled for a team to lose -- the Jets, of course. Bruce Smith is now 2.5 sacks away from Reggie White's all-time record -- I wonder if he will retire after that. If he does reture, I hope he comes back to the Bills for one game so he can retire and go into the HoF in the uniform that made him what he is.

WRT the chickie on the sidelines, my husband (who qould qualify as part of the male football watching public) asked me "is that cleavage or a shadow from the mic" each time she appeared. Thus I do not think her interview skills were an issue for him. This is what I hate most about affirmative-action type stuff -- you couldn't find someone in your "group" who is actually qualified for the position?" Do the male "powers that be" perhaps hire these idiot female sports broadcasters so that they can say "see, we hired a woman and she sucks -- but not in the good way." And why do they believe that they must have at least one stereotypical butch lesbian sportscaster? NTTAWW being a butch lesbian but they always put them in a light that plays into a stereotype of "she's just a man with boobs" rather than "she is a female sportscaster who knows her shit."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Lisa Guerrero. It's like she won a contest to be there. If abc wants to promote female sports journalists, fine. If abs wants to attract male viewers with eye candy, fine. Lisa Guerrero succeeds at neither.

Serious points to you for watching (or pretending to watch, or just not interrupting during) the post-game. That makes you marriage material.

She was on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. She looks like shit. We watched at a bar last night and everyone commented on how she's usually hot. Her face looked really puffy and weathered. Maybe she was sick. She is 38 years old, but she has aged 10 years in the past 6 months.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I just looked on the parents board, just for fun (I am not a parent, but sometimes the discussions are interesting from a "glad I'm not dealing with that stuff perspective"). Anyway, discussion of liquid diarrea going on over there. PJ, I implore you, don't look!

Way to keep us interlopers out, folks!

Ok, return to the sex talk...

I'm still scarred from changing my niece once six years ago.
That sex would be spoiled by something as unappealing and gooey as infants only proves that God is a colossal wiseass.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by evenodds

If you want a chick on the sidelines, Suzy Kolber is your girl. I love her on the EA Sports NFL Matchup with Merrill and Jaws.

She is my favorite too. I don't like that show though.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by purse junkie

And if you can't appreciate a loving ode to a horrified Grouch, you're a soulless, heartless gnome.

P(I Heart Oscar)J

After reading this, it's a wonder why you and Thurgreed don't get along better.

sf

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by evenodds
That was my point. He was so much better than she.

If you want a chick on the sidelines, Suzy Kolber is your girl. I love her on the EA Sports NFL Matchup with Merrill and Jaws.

Yes, Suzy Kolber is also good. In fact, generally speaking (and I AM including Linda Cohn in this analysis), all of the ESPN chicks are good -- which is why it puzzles me that big brother ABC can't get it right.

Bring back Jayne Kennedy!

NFL and Sesame Street?

Jesus. Maybe I will get some hours in today.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"wtf, of course, I've been in NFL pools since I was 13, I have the dish just for the NFL package and I never make plans on Sundays during football season" (all true, except that I do make plans during football season if it involves going to Vegas to bet on games)

Actually I was watching alone last night. No man there to prompt me on...

You're just saying that to torment me. Might as well post this on the Breasticle Board.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I haven't listened yet, but my set came in yesterday. Looking forward to it! But I am sad that "Goin For A Ride" didn't make the cut. I had that one memorized as a kid.
(yes, I had to google, dammit! my memory isn't that good)

I still have my '45 of Goin for A Ride. I've got to fix my phonograph. I don't think it would sound the same if it weren't all crackly, anyway.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I still have my '45 of Goin for A Ride. I've got to fix my phonograph. I don't think it would sound the same if it weren't all crackly, anyway.

We always really emphasized "and I'm gonna be a Cappin, and I'm gonna have a Creewww" when we sang it. Had the 45 also, though I no longer recall what was on the other side. If you ever get it recorded and set up as a computer file, please forward it to me!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But I get extra credit for visiting her grave last fall. I'll still claim 19/20.

Girl.

I got 19/20 because I missed lug nuts. I've actually changed a tire, so I am embarrassed by that error. Four was so obviously the trick answer. The safety and poker questions were guesses, but I did use POE. Aren't we all so glad we're good test-takers? Look where it's gotten us!

Anybody see the special on Discovery about the differing effects on the male and female brains from testosterone and estrogen exposure in the uterus? Very interesting stuff. It explained why boys were more "hard-wired" to take stuff apart, etc.

[Socking_Up]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She was on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. She looks like shit. We watched at a bar last night and everyone commented on how she's usually hot. Her face looked really puffy and weathered. Maybe she was sick. She is 38 years old, but she has aged 10 years in the past 6 months.

It wasn't that long ago that Lisa Guererro was exceptionally hot. Some combination of working with Tom Arnold and compounding the folly of dating Scott Erickson by actually getting engaged to Scott Erickson has really done a number on her. Ick.

That being said, with a little experience, she may actually turn out to be OK at the sideline job, since it appears the participants will actually talk to her.

Anyway, can a trusted regular post a review of b-day for those of us without enough fiber in our diet? Feel free to fluff it up in hopes of attracting additional participants for version 3.0.

S'up