imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My beer drinking buddies vote for Amstel light.

Wait. I take it back. You can't be a guy.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What about Denise Richards playing a nucular physicist (or whatever) as a Bond girl?

TM

Bond is it's own special category. Bond films are steeped in the ridiculous. Like Looney Tunes, that's a big part of their appeal.

[Everyone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

I am a pretty cheap date. dont need a five digit watch and will be happy with burritos and beer to pick up the slack.

Ha, everyone knows you are just saying that to tease Shave into thinking he has another a chance, but come on, everyone knows all the beer in the world can't dull the itch of the hurrishave-razor-stubble burn you end up with the next day.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I went by so many different names and combinations of portions of my name and his that some people call me simply "Alias." I do not look like Jennifer Garner, however. I have much nicer TITS!!!!

This is why I simply go by "paigow" or even "pai" or "the Gower" (it sounds better with my real name)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Bond is its own special category. Bond films are steeped in the ridiculous. Like Looney Tunes, that's a big part of their appeal.

I actually think Christian Slater appears more ridiculous in the pic I posted than the skanky archaeologist.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A week in Caracas. With the pool boy.

I hate to tel lyou this, but the pool boy sucks in bed. Go with the manager of the bar.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why won't the Tag last 15 years?

Mine lasted 8. They're a pain in the ass to get repaired, have to send them back to the company in New Jersey. I keep forgetting to fill out the paperwork and send mine in. When it's working, it's the perfect watch.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
are all the men attending this soiree gays?

I'd put the gay/straight ratio about even on the men's side. It's a little more lopsided towards the straights for the women. These estimates, of course, only apply before people start drinking. I think it's pretty evenly split men to women. (250 people say yes on the evite, another 40 say maybe, lots more yet to respond).

There are four cases of red and two of white wine, a case of vodka and two kegs.

I'm pretty sure we're going to run out of alcohol.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I actually think Christian Slater appears more ridiculous n the pic I posted than the skanky archaeologist.

I dig her.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I must be up to about seven or eight pairs of black boots. Spikey suede ones, spikey stretcchleather ones, flat riding ones, and several outable pairs. but theses outables are incredibly comfy and incredibly gorgeous and incredibly unusual. so the answer is yes.

I am a lifetime black boot freak so I have been collecting for some time now. these boot newbers should be moving on shortly .

Black boots are one of the most useful items in a shoe closet. (Autumn through spring, at least.) I've got 2 pairs I wear all the freaking time - mid calf, non-spikey 3-inch heeled slightly squared pointy toed black ones which I wear with trousers and some longer skirts, and a knee-high pointy-toed mid-heeled pair I wear with skirts. I should really buy at least one more mid-calf, maybe slightly more mid-heel pair, so I can trade off my current pair more frequently and make my current pair last longer ("it's really a money saving purchase, honey, honest!").

In addition to those two, I have:

• Dan Posts (20+ years old, great for snow & slush, hiking, mucking about, etc., and fuck all y'all, they're stylish when I wear them because they are real working boots not bullshit fashion western boots)
  low-heeled thigh-high boots (great for ... deep snow)
  4 inch heeled fuck-me knee highs (great for not having to walk very far)
  lace-up ankle boots (the '80s are back, right?)
  10-eyelet Docs (15+ years old, excellent nasty weather boots).

I've got about as many brown boots. Boots rock.

BR(then again, I counted how many pairs of shoes and boots I had not long ago and I stopped at 140 out of sheer embarassment)C

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
... "the Gower"...

Sounds like a communicable disease.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Something with vanilla and raspberries. How would Stoli vanilla mixed with Chambord work? Could be bad, could be very very good.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
are all the men attending this soiree gays?

No one I know would drink that. My friends drink wine or vodka w/soda and lemon. My SO and I drink vodka martinis w/twist or vodka on the rocks. In the winter I also like a good single malt on the rocks or neat.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Them's mighty nasty words, coming from a camel-fucking, cock-sucking denizen of the East Village's glory hole joints.

He's awake! What, did the midget piss in your Bombay Sapphire with Lillet (in a 10:3 ratio) again? And WTTW, those aren't "olives" in the ice bucket.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Wait. I take it back. You can't be a guy.

I don't drink beer very often anymore. My beer drinking buddies are 800 miles away. But when I do drink beer, it's Pyramid Hefeweisen (with a dainty and refreshing slice of lemon) or Corona. Anything heavier than that I don't care for. I tried a FishTail Ale once and that about killed me.
Women can like cars. Women do like cars. And plenty of women like to drive fast. Fast. Trust me.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Dualit
My SO and I drink vodka martinis w/twist or vodka on the rocks. In the winter I also like a good single malt on the rocks or neat.

Yeah, but how big is your penis?