Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

Is available for boys or for girls

http://www.barbitches.com/playbook.html

a sample: Do not buy any flowers from the flower man. You do not want any girl who wants them.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
So, how old ARE you today, Wonk?

Mine's not till the end of the month. and I intend to celebrate it quietly, with a very special poster.

Tax(I'll be 42, oh ancient hobbit)wonk

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I know this is the wrong board to post this, but I couldn't access the breasticle one as anonymous. Just wanted to say thank you all for all the nice things you said. It made my day.

Red Underwear "lady"

You're welcome. Now either put this in your mouth or bend over.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is available for boys or for girls

http://www.barbitches.com/playbook.html

a sample: Do not buy any flowers from the flower man. You do not want any girl who wants them.

Excellent advice. Especially this one, which applies not only in bars, but on trains and busses as well...* When at an establishment that has people sitting and standing, make sure that your ass/dick are not in someone's face.

And this one is just common sense...* Facial hair can be attractive, but stubble, a stand-alone mustache, and/or a soul patch are never acceptable.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
[Useless Happy Birthday Post]

You should be banned from the board for a week.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Excellent advice. Especially this one, which applies not only in bars, but on trains and busses as well...* When at an establishment that has people sitting and standing, make sure that your ass/dick are not in someone's face.

And this one is just common sense...* Facial hair can be attractive, but stubble, a stand-alone mustache, and/or a soul patch are never acceptable.

I've known quite a few people who need to apply this rule to their every day lives: Operate at all times as if everyone has caller ID.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Question...what is Paigow poker?

Anyone left at the bar at the end of the night who's completely bombed.

TM

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by evenodds
This is an excellent article from the NYT Magazine, and I highly recommend it: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/07/ma...HAPPINESS.html

It wasn't as good as I thought it would be.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Mine's not till the end of the month. and I intend to celebrate it quietly, with a very special poster.

The one of Farah Fawcett, where she's in the bathing suit smuggling raisins? Stop fantasizing. Just go to the truck stop and introduce yourself. I hear she's very approachable.

[baltassoc]

Washington firms clamping down on casual

http://www.bizjournals.com/industrie...on_focus7.html

"Washington is one of many cities where law firms are pretty flexible with dress codes, but don't expect to see an exposed midriff at the law offices of Covington & Burling any time soon."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The one of Farah Fawcett, where she's in the bathing suit smuggling raisins? Stop fantasizing. Just go to the truck stop and introduce yourself. I hear she's very approachable.

You are very mean, and I am bginning to understand all the things the other posters say about you behind your back.

[Atticus Grinch]

This was sent to me by a 13-year-old girl who has my Hotmail address but mistakenly thinks it belongs to one of her classmates.

You are the Best and i luv ya !

I got your back
You got mine,
I'll help you out
Anytime.
To see you hurt
To see you cry,
Makes me weep
And wanna die.
And if you agree
To never fight,
It wouldn't matter
Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart
Needs a mend,
I'll be right there
To the end.
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't you worry,
Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end.

Send this to whoever you consider a friend
You are now loved by this chain letter!
You have to send this to 5 people in the next 5 minutes...
or you will have bad luck in love for 5 years!

iF yOu sEnD tO:
5 people- You will find the man/lady of your dreams!
10 people- The man/lady of your dreams will ask u out!
15 people- You will date him/her for a long long time!
20 people- You will marry him/her
Send this back to the person who sent it 2 you if you consider him or her your friend, this will be a test 2 find out who your real friends are!

Get Sending!!!

I feel much better. Poetry always makes me have a good cry.

When I was a kid, chain letters were a lot of fucking work, what with the retyping, photocopying and mailing. Finally, we found something the Internet is good for.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You are very mean, and I am bginning to understand all the things the other posters say about you behind your back.

I am also really weird. "Bathing suit"? Who the fuck calls it that anymore? What am I, ninety-five?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Washington firms clamping down on casual

They say:

"I've seen more ties showing up, more dresses and suits," Waters says. "The climate's changing a little bit, and people feel their interactions on a professional level go a little bit better when they're dressed in more traditional business attire."

They mean:

"Now, it's a buyer's market. The law firms are the buyers. I'm a seller. I would lick their toes if it meant I could keep my job."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've known quite a few people who need to apply this rule to their every day lives: Operate at all times as if everyone has caller ID.

Also here's some bediquette for the crowd -- http://www.barbitches.com/bediquette.html

But MR won't like this rule --

For the first time hookup, no analingus under any circumstances.

Seems reasonable to me.