Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
This one has Santa and Mrs. Claus in glitter.

Are they in a dirty position?

[Replaced_Texan]

Would it be tacky to throw yourself a blowout party as a last hurrah before you check yourself into rehab? (note: no court orders)

I briefly considered that I had a drinking problem in my early 20s, adn then I realized that I was just living in the UK and everything was fine. I don't think, however, if I got to the point that I was looking at the various 28 day programs in spas in California to clear my head that I'd a) advertise it to my friends, and b) after advertising it to my friends throw myself a massive alcohol infused bash as a going away party.

People are weird.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Would it be tacky to throw yourself a blowout party as a last hurrah before you check yourself into rehab? (note: no court orders)

Not tacky. In fact, I do this every weekend and everyone agrees that I am Klassy.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You just want a foursome with our Friendly's waitress set (dtb, ncs and rp, if I remember correctly). Suck-up.

It's the same old story -- that uniform might as well be a porno mag for the excitement it causes. I think it's the 100% polyester -- or maybe it's the white shoes -- personally, I think it's the combination of the two.

So, what do you say, girls? Shall we meet again?

[dtb]

Originally posted by mmm3587
"I'm looking to get cornholed."

Who is the guy in your avatar? As I scroll down, I always think it's a chick, but then I notice the hirsute face, and think to myself... "WhoTF is that?".

[dtb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not tacky. In fact, I do this every weekend and everyone agrees that I am klassy.

But with a capital "K".

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are they in a dirty position?

Santa and Mrs. Claus in a dirty position on a holiday sweater? No way. We're talking about my 60-something, grandmotherly secretary, after all, not the hot goth chick in the mail room.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
But with a capital "K".

Right. I will go back and edit.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't have a direct cite, but the return of the paigow would certainly top the list.

Is it ironic that is was ultimately your fault she left, and your fault Penske left and you did it to protect TaxWonk, who might have left if you only hadn't taken his back? I mean losing Penske and Paigow to keep TaxWonk?

Do you play rotissiere league?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Santa and Mrs. Claus in a dirty position on a holiday sweater? No way. We're talking about my 60-something, grandmotherly secretary, after all, not the hot goth chick in the mail room.

Hmm. I'm having a hard time visualizing the goth chick wearing ANYTHING with such mainstream commercial messages, even if pornographic in nature. If you do see such a thing, can you discreetly take a pic with your camera phone?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
It's the same old story -- that uniform might as well be a porno mag for the excitement it causes. I think it's the 100% polyester -- or maybe it's the white shoes -- personally, I think it's the combination of the two.

So, what do you say, girls? Shall we meet again?

Is TM uniform-worthy?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Hmm. I'm having a hard time visualizing the goth chick wearing ANYTHING with such mainstream commercial messages, even if pornographic in nature. If you do see such a thing, can you discreetly take a pic with your camera phone?

Well, I haven't seen her wear such a thing, but was merely saying that it was in the realm of the possible with her (as opposed to my secretary).

Now that I think of it, though, glitter and sweaters for the goth chick -- regardless of the image they show -- are out. But she might wear a T-shirt with Mrs. Claus pegging Santa.

Hmmm. Maybe I'd better circulate an "appropriate attire" memo before the office Generic Winter Gift Giving Holiday luncheon tomorrow.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is TM uniform-worthy?

Apropos of nothing, I am now craving a Fribble.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is TM uniform-worthy?

Only in your dreams.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is TM uniform-worthy?

Diffucult to say. Perhaps we should submit the question to a secret ballot.