Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That used to happen to me when they raised the price of the newspapers. You cheapo.

Here in DC they added $1 surcharge to every trip. That won't affect my tipping, what does affect my tipping is when the bastard tries to game the zone system and claim we crossed a zone a block before my destination. Fuck. you.

And what is with the fucking air freshners? It does NOT cover up your body stink! (And Coltrane, while I"m on the subject, neither does your AXE.)

fuck! I think they've been telling me it was a $2 surcharge. Thanks for sparing me another overpriced cab ride last night.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope they don't then pull out the 15 air fresheners they've got on reserve in the glove compartment and unwrap them, turn up the talk radio, talk loudly on the cellphone, and then accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake the whole way home.

I didn't know this wasn't limited to the idiots in New York. Who drives an automatic with two fucking feet?

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
They let you sit in front?

Projectile, my man. Projectile.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
When cabbies do that when I'm in their ride, I show them by vomiting all over their shoes.

Are you paying with blowjobs?

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you paying with blowjobs?

TM

I don't think that would get me two blocks. Who do you think I am? Gwink?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I was going to keep it up until Paigs figured out the joke, but that is asking too much, so I guess I'll stop with the Dan Quayle references, and go back to my normal mastubatory excercises.

All is well in my world again.


The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you paying with blowjobs?

TM

Please. She doesn't pay with blowjobs. This is dtb we're talking about here. Show a little class.

[pause]

She tips with blowjobs. Sheesh.

Originally posted by dtb
I don't think that would get me two blocks. Who do you think I am? Gwink?

Francis was naturally thinking of his own preferred method of payment.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you paying with blowjobs?

TM

Women throw up on your shoes after blowing you?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
The last two weeks my phone has been ringing off the hook with job openings from headhunters (2 firms, 1 financial institution, and 1 vendor). Apparently my line of work in the legal field is a hot commodity. I just returned from a second interview for a position at one of the law firms. Good news is it would be $20-30,000 more than I am making now. Bad news is it's another law firm. I'm sick of the law firm gig and my dream job has me going in-house so I can call the law firm on Friday afternoon and tell them to work all weekend.

So, if I get an offer, do I take the money and run or hold out for possible interviews for the in-house position?

you can take the money AND interview.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All is well in my world again.


The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

You can tell Less that his inanities have put him back on the Ignore List so he can spittle all he wants til he's blue in the face. I will never know.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ironweed
Francis was naturally thinking of his own preferred method of payment.

Careful. You might inspire a "cabbies, wash your ass" post.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can tell Less that his inanities have put him back on the Ignore List so he can spittle all he wants til he's blue in the face. I will never know.

Oh, the inanity.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That used to happen to me when they raised the price of the newspapers. You cheapo.

In DC they added a $1 fuel surcharge to every trip. That won't affect my tipping, what does affect my tipping is when the bastard tries to game the zone system and claim we crossed a zone a block before my destination. Fuck. you.

And what is with the fucking air fresheners? It does NOT cover up your body stink! (And Coltrane, while I'm on the subject, neither does your AXE.)

I used to wear Armani Acqua di Gio, but I haven't worn cologne in years.

Now that I'm getting married, I'm going to grow a big beer belly.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Oh, the inanity.

Something tells me you'll know.