Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
True indeed. By month 7 I felt like Mrs. Finch's sex toy.


In a good way.

Sigh. Wish that had happened to me.

I did have a really random craving for McDonald's Filet o' Fish once.

tm

[evenodds]

Is anyone watching the Bravo documentary series the Reality of Reality?

It's very interesting how the producers manipulate what we see.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Sigh. Wish that had happened to me.

I did have a really random craving for McDonald's Filet o' Fish once.

tm

Didn't the crumbs irritate you down there?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
By month 7 I felt like Mrs. Finch's sex toy.

Which one?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am more interesting than other people just because.

Statements like this are very frustrating. They call out for first person investigation and verification, but I'd find that investigation so much more interesting if you had used any number of words to describe yourself more interesting than "interesting".

Oh, well, I guess it's beer and, ah, whatever is going on over at Thrashers. But I'm bringing the beer. Meet you there?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by bilmore
Maybe you don't see this in your area, but in vast swaths of the red (or is it green or blue - I never remember which is which) states, you see flags on every other house, you see them on lots of cars, you see them over businesses, you see them in e-mail sigs, and, yes, you see them on websites. I wouldn't overestimate the importance placed on the decision to put it on the web page - it's becoming rote, and sometimes people are just looking for stuff to fill space and add color to the page. Be thankful it isn't flowers or kittens.

This bothers me a lot. Not because I'm worried about some message, but because of the disrespect.

Note 4 U.S.C. Sec. 1 et seq., especially Sec. 8.

Unless, of course, you are looking to disrespect the flag. I'm okay with that. Intentionally making a statement by doing something to a flag is fine; it's the people who can't be bothered to wonder about what they are saying that irritate me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Statements like this are very frustrating. They call out for first person investigation and verification, but I'd find that investigation so much more interesting if you had used any number of words to describe yourself more interesting than "interesting".

Oh, well, I guess it's beer and, ah, whatever is going on over at Thrashers. But I'm bringing the beer. Meet you there?

Alas, no opportunity to investigate. I'm not a big fan of beer or sports, so I will be making other plans.

And, just as a heads up, remember she won't like it if you bring the beer -- as hostess, it is her duty and obligation to supply all food and drink. It would be offensive to bring beer.

[NotFromHere]

Word of advice.
1. If you have scheduled a meeting with people, do not consume the onions that appear on your sandwich/salad. Do not consume anything with the ingredient "pico de gallo."

2. If you accidently consume said onions/pico, for god's sake don't drink any carbonated beverages.

3. If you belch (even silently) in a small room with lots of people and suddenly every needs a drink/bathroom/smoke break - then yes, it's you.

4. Do not make people relive your lunch.

That is all.

Edited to add, that I, personally, never consume onions. I find them offensive in both taste and smell. Especially the second time around (for the smell thing).

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Alas, no opportunity to investigate. I'm not a big fan of beer or sports, so I will be making other plans.

And, just as a heads up, remember she won't like it if you bring the beer -- as hostess, it is her duty and obligation to supply all food and drink. It would be offensive to bring beer.

Shes going to be blindfolded anyways. She wont know.

I thought everyone liked "sports".

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Anyhow, I thought it was an interesting thing to get a craving for (and actually rather healthy too), and I figured it could be a good poll. What's the most interesting thing you've seen pregnant women crave?

Leather, gasoline, dirt and tobacco (like from a crushed up cigarette, not snuff or chew). These were not all the same woman. Pica is apparently quite common among pregnant women.

I once sat in a teleconference with a pregnant attorney who began absentmindly nibbling (but not actually eating) the strap of her Coach briefcase. She kept at it for several minutes until she snapped back to reality and remembered I was there.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Shes going to be blindfolded anyways. She wont know.

I thought everyone liked "sports".

That way, she won't know who gyzzed on the duvet.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Oh, well, I guess it's beer and, ah, whatever is going on over at Thrashers. But I'm bringing the beer. Meet you there?

Tonight? Baseball and breasticles. All I ask is that nobody block my view of the game with boobies or anything else -- the magic number is 7 and every game counts.

edited to say that since we are coming into the home stretch and my Braves are "guaranteed" to be in the post-season I am suspending many of my rules. You may bring your own beer and food and you may gyzz on the duvet. Just so long as TM understands that the rule about messing with the kitties remains in place.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
4. Do not make people relive your lunch.

Word of advice:

Do not make people relive your odor-related experiences with disgusting ill-mannered people.

Unless it is amusing or related to sex.

And even then, leave the odor out of it.

[ltl/fb]

I sent a PM with this apology and then decided it should be public. Earlier today, I failed to have a comeback to someone who implied that with regard to boringosity, I live in a glass house and should not throw stones.

The person to whom I failed to be mean, denigrating and/or insulting was robustpuppy, and I have apologized to her via PM and now publicly.

I would like to thank the person who was kind enough to bring my dereliction of duty to my attention.

While I cannot promise to be as insulting and denigrating as possible in each and every post, be assured that now that I'm aware of the problem, I will be more careful to evaluate posts for appropriate levels of meanspiritedness.

Thank you for your understanding and I hope you can overlook my posting inadequacy.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
This bothers me a lot. Not because I'm worried about some message, but because of the disrespect.

Note 4 U.S.C. Sec. 1 et seq., especially Sec. 8.

Says nothing about painting your horse with the stars and bars, though:



TM