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07-04-2007, 05:52 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am in the SS. Stuck right along with you. You are captain, ABBA is first mate, and I am just one of the seamen.
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I thought you liked....
Oh. Nevermind.
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07-04-2007, 06:01 PM
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Thanks. Ever since seeing the Ocean's movies, the Wonk Monster has been set on learning how to do pyrotechnics, like Basher. Now I know where to send him for training.
All that's left is to teach him to use his powers for good....
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07-04-2007, 06:57 PM
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#2208
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by Not Flaming
I thought you were a partner by now, given your advanced age, but a real partner would have his lapdog associates working today while he sipped on some gin and juice and lit off m80s on the lawn of his estate.
De-equitized?
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you're not supposed to call the fat people fat. 
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-05-2007, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Is there anything dumber than ESPN's "Who's now?" schtick?
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07-05-2007, 09:56 AM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Is there anything dumber than ESPN's "Who's now?" schtick?
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http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...877#post319877
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-05-2007, 10:04 AM
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More Pie
[Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest winner Joey "Jaws"] Chestnut claims the "Coveted Mustard Yellow International Belt" and wins a one-year supply of hot dogs from Nathan's, the sponsor of the annual event, which has been held on the corner of Surf and Stillwell avenues in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn since 1916.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/07/04...est/index.html
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-05-2007, 10:35 AM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest winner Joey "Jaws"] Chestnut claims the "Coveted Mustard Yellow International Belt" and wins a one-year supply of hot dogs from Nathan's, the sponsor of the annual event, which has been held on the corner of Surf and Stillwell avenues in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn since 1916.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/07/04...est/index.html
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That was definitely a made-for-Tivo event. As disgustingly fast as they put down the hot dogs, it was much more entertaining fast-forwarding through the first 10 minutes and watching the second-most-exciting two minutes in sports.
FWIW, if anyone needs some extra hyperbole, the announcers for the event have plenty extra to spare.
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07-05-2007, 11:00 AM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by Fugee
With apologies to the one who spent some time in this gig.....DUH.
If you don't go see the woman whose name I gave you, I'm gonna come to your office and smack you upside the head. Unfortunately she has an affiliation with the main lying assholes in town, but don't let that stop you. You can make an appointment with her outside their offices.
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I will do this. I do not want the Wrath Of The Fugee to descend upon me.
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07-05-2007, 11:02 AM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Being a hot 6 foot female with a charming personality is a requirement. And blonde. With nice tits.
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I've got 5 of the 6 attributes listed above. Still worth a shot?
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07-05-2007, 11:05 AM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by taxwonk
ABBA does insurance litigation, if I remember correctly.
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Nah, I do construction and products litigation, defense side.
And Wonk, I am not selling my piano. I may open a brothel.
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07-05-2007, 11:06 AM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I've got 5 of the 6 attributes listed above. Still worth a shot?
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I think you are a little out of the age range they are usually 20s. But you say you have a young, hot boyfriend so maybe it would be a great exception for you??!!!
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07-05-2007, 11:07 AM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think you are a little out of the age range they are usually 20s. But you say you have a young, hot boyfriend so maybe it would be a great exception for you??!!!
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Most people peg me at about 24-28. So I may still have a shot. Hell, if I am planning to lie about my age, I may as well lie about my science and sales background as well. Smooth transition from lawyer to liar.
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07-05-2007, 11:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That was definitely a made-for-Tivo event. As disgustingly fast as they put down the hot dogs, it was much more entertaining fast-forwarding through the first 10 minutes and watching the second-most-exciting two minutes in sports.
FWIW, if anyone needs some extra hyperbole, the announcers for the event have plenty extra to spare.
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Interview with Nathan's famous waitress. funny
http://nymag.com/daily/food/2007/07/...ot_dogs_1.html
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07-05-2007, 11:36 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Smooth transition from lawyer to liar.
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Transition?
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07-05-2007, 11:53 AM
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World Ruler
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nah, I do construction and products litigation, defense side.
And Wonk, I am not selling my piano. I may open a brothel.
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Ah, the old piano-player-in-the-whorehouse option. May as well - that's what relatives have been telling people that you do when they're too ashamed to say that you're a lawyer.
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