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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
She has a cabin on the same lake as my parents. So who is more famous now? Oh yeah that's right. John Stamos is still more famous.

One night when my parents were having a party I walked in on a threesome featuring John Stamos, Jessica Lange and Harvey Keitel, and I won't even tell you what they were doing with Moist (towlettes) because they gave me a ton of cash to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

After I wiped my mouth with a spare (and thankfully still sealed) Moist Towlette after the vomiting caused by seeing Harvey's naked ass, I went downstairs and hung with the actual celebrities. But I am too cool to name drop. So I won't.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone else think that Jessica, the love of The Bachelor's life, looks sort of like Jessica Simpson? Same dimpled chin, which is (as has been noted here before) sort of manly looking. Same hair. Same over the top California girl tan. Anyone?

And if so, any chance ABC was thinking of it as a cross-marketing ploy to get viewers to watch the new Jessica/Nick variety show? No. They aren't that smart.


Edited to change to an even more similar-looking photo of JS:

There should totally be some internet "Pick the Correct Jessica" game.

Well in those pictures they look surprisingly similar, but I think irl there'd be no way. Mrs. Lachey has a harder look to her.

And if you didn't see the previous weeks, you probably don't know that Jessica quit law school to do the Bachelor. Much to her mom's dismay. And then mom was all up in her face about finishing law school and not to hang out with this quarterback guy who's about to lose his 3rd string job to Kurt Warner.
Then Jessica tells the Bach that she has already looked into transferring to law schools in NY, which will be a shame since she'll be there by herself when the Bach gets sent to ARizona.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
One night when my parents were having a party I walked in on a threesome featuring John Stamos, Jessica Lange and Harvey Keitel, and I won't even tell you what they were doing with Moist (towlettes) because they gave me a ton of cash to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

So this nondisclosure agreement didn't include any, you know, like public chat type places? Unless you're counting on the fact that we're ALL lawyers?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So this nondisclosure agreement didn't include any, you know, like public chat type places? Unless you're counting on the fact that we're ALL lawyers?

(a) I didn't tell you what the were doing.

(b) "moist towlettes" was substituted for the items actually being used.

(c) It wasn't really Harvey, Jessica and John.

ETKMPCD: confidential to NFH: didn't you already post the bit about how why is X interested in being in NY when the love of her life will be in AZ? or did I just have a psychico dream about it?

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well in those pictures they look surprisingly similar, but I think irl there'd be no way. Mrs. Lachey has a harder look to her.

And if you didn't see the previous weeks, you probably don't know that Jessica quit law school to do the Bachelor. Much to her mom's dismay. And then mom was all up in her face about finishing law school and not to hang out with this quarterback guy who's about to lose his 3rd string job to Kurt Warner.
Then Jessica tells the Bach that she has already looked into transferring to law schools in NY, which will be a shame since she'll be there by herself when the Bach gets sent to ARizona.

Is she Jana Novotna minus the lez mullet and with a Kevin Bacon nosejob?

[Not Bob]

So, I'm driving back from a deposition yesterday, and stop at a red light at the intersection of Highway 64 and H.J. "Binky" Winderwheedle Boulevard. As I waited for the light to change, I read the sticker on the back window of the older Volvo in front of me. What did it say, you ask?

Namaste.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
So, I'm driving back from a deposition yesterday, and stop at a red light at the intersection of Highway 64 and H.J. "Binky" Winderwheedle Boulevard. As I waited for the light to change, I read the sticker on the back window of the older Volvo in front of me. What did it say, you ask?

Namaste.

Interesting. Whom did you depose?

[Alex_de_Large]

An update on the Washingtonienne.com ass-fucking blog that people posted about. The senator in question is apparently Ohio Senator Mike DeWine (R).

spree: link to politicalwire.com

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob
So, I'm driving back from a deposition yesterday, and stop at a red light at the intersection of Highway 64 and H.J. "Binky" Winderwheedle Boulevard. As I waited for the light to change, I read the sticker on the back window of the older Volvo in front of me. What did it say, you ask?

Namaste.

Who knew there were inner coke whores in Podunkville?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) I didn't tell you what the were doing.

(b) "moist towlettes" was substituted for the items actually being used.

(c) It wasn't really Harvey, Jessica and John.

ETKMPCD: confidential to NFH: didn't you already post the bit about how why is X interested in being in NY when the love of her life will be in AZ? or did I just have a psychico dream about it?

a) - threesome is fairly descriptive in and of itself
b) - OK
c) - who then, who? Bilmore?

No, I didn't. Are you having the flashbacks again? Once the voices start talking, then you should up your meds. This message brought to you as a public service announcement for "Better drugs, better life."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Judging from this photo, Jana isn't very good at tennis.

TM

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is she Jana Novotna minus the lez mullet and with a Kevin Bacon nosejob?

Actually, now that I think about it, she looks like Jessica B with a mullet and remarkably pasty and unathletic looking body.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Then what happened? Dish, dish!

I feel sorry for you living in flyoverland, when here in New York the glamour celebrity moments just come so thick and fast it's hard to keep up! Like that time Harvey Keitel told me to fuck off when he was eating brunch at Bubby's. Actually he didn't say it to me, but the person he said it to could have been me if I had crossed the street. Plus also I have met a guy who draws cartoons for the New Yorker, if you can believe it, but I was drunk and forgot his name and I don't see his stuff in the magazine anymore. I mean, how wild can you imagine it? That's how wild it gets here, baby.

Hey -- I saw Hugh Jackman at Bubby's a couple months ago -- and felt ultra-cool, because I wasn't doing what the guy at the table next to me was doing: namely, calling everyone he knew to tell them that he was in a restaurant with Hugh Jackman. I, being the cool cucumber that I am, called only five or six people.


Among my other brushes with fame (not counting being on a first-name basis with GWNC -- that puts me like, 5 degrees away from a bunch of famous people instead of the full 6), are the times Bobby (DeNiro, of course) and I would chit-chat while waiting for our respective children to emerge from music class. Ahhh, those were the days...

Also, Christy Turlington and Ed Burns were at a playground benefit in Central Park with me yesterday. (Well, OK, they weren't exactly there with me, but we were all in the same place. They and a guy I know from work. It's just fame, fame, fame everywhere you look in the 'ol COTU.

[LessinSF]

From the Washingtonienne:

By popular demand, I have finally created a key to keeping my sex life straight.

In alpha order:

AJ=The intern in my office whom I want to fuck.

F=Married man who pays me for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush.

J=Lost my virginity to him and fell in love. Dude who has been driving me crazy since 1999. Lives in Springfield, IL. Flies halfway across the country to fuck me, then I don't hear from him for weeks.

MD=Dude from the Senate office I interned in Jan. thru Feb. Hired me as an intern. Broke up my relationship w/ MK (see below).

MK=Serious, long-term boyfriend whom I lived with since 2001. Disastrous break up in March, but still seeing each other.

R=AKA "Threesome Dude." Somebody I would rather forget about.

RS=My new office bf with whom I am embroiled in an office sex scandal. The current favorite.

W=A sugar daddy who wants nothing but anal. Keep trying to end it with him, but the money is too good.

Shit. I'm fucking six guys. Ewww.

Another quote:

I am done with W, for real this time. A man who tries to fuck you in the ass when you are sober does not love you. He should at least take you out for a few drinks to spare you the pain. Now I know that W does not care about me, only my asshole.

She should post here, no doubt.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, now that I think about it, she looks like Jessica B with a mullet and remarkably pasty and unathletic looking body.

She looks sort of like a twinkle-toes.