Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Usually by that time, Sebby, Slave and I are tag-teaming some Tri-Delt.

Oooh! Aaah! Alpha Beta...

Hey hey hey... lay off the Delts. Who else were you going to fuck? A Kappa? I'm pretty sure they were sewn shut...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
What's WAG? "What a guess"?

I thought it was "What A Gal!"

and, no offense to you intended, but "ETKMPCD" does not contain a reference to you.

When asked for a "cite" I seriously considered doing a link to a thesaurus entry for either "moron" or "nonsense." But then I decided not to. TKMPCD.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey hey hey...

ReRun?

I always knew you were a fat! I knew it!!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ReRun?

I always knew you were a fat! I knew it!!!!

Inappropriate... inappropriate. I am still in my ReRun mourning period.

Who ever knew he was so coked up because he hurt so deeply inside?

Is Rog's sister still alive?

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Montecore?

Don't tell me - we all look alike. Racist fuck.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Montecore
Don't tell me - we all look alike. Racist fuck.

That's hot. If I were one who gets moist, I think I would be moist.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's hot. If I were one who gets moist, I think I would be moist.

You produce no moisture? Tantric freak.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Montecore
Don't tell me - we all look alike. Racist fuck.

Look, just because I'm the tiger who ended up with the killer sound system is no reason to get all pissy.

[LessinSF]

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
An update on the Washingtonienne.com ass-fucking blog that people posted about. The senator in question is apparently Ohio Senator Mike DeWine (R).

spree: link to politicalwire.com

Yep. Nice quotes from Wonkette in this article from an Ohio newspaper:

Ana Marie Cox, who identifies herself as “the editor of Wonkette, a guide to DC politics and culture, sort of,” said she even is unsure of the validity of the blog.

"Some of the details seem suspicious. And I know that the content of the blog itself seems dubious to a lot of people: It's too scandalous to be true," she said. She added, however, it could be true because sexual scandal is nothing new to Washington.

"The other reason I'm inclined to believe her blog is basically factual, or at least no more fictional than anyone's diary, is that I'm not sure someone could create its tone of willful self-awareness out of thin air," she said.

"People are calling her the Paris Hilton of the Hill, but that's unfair and inaccurate," Cox said. "Washingtonienne can actually write . . . . A couple of editors have contacted me about being interested in her, and I have to say I think the appeal of this particular tell-all is that it wouldn't need a squadron of ghostwriters."

She added, "Really, one of the first things she should get with her six-figure book advance is some really good therapy."

Poor Senator. Call my cynical, but I'm afraid that this will push Sen. DeWine's nifty quotes about Bush's dramatic pep rally with GOP congressmen right off the front page of the Plain Dealer.

Gattigap

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by LessinSF

new board motto?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
new board motto?

Maybe for the girls. But for you guys?

How about I heart MY penis.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey hey hey... lay off the Delts. Who else were you going to fuck? A Kappa? I'm pretty sure they were sewn shut...

Help me out here, sebby, I need a rant. I HATE HATE HATE the guy who feels the need to ask a question of EVERY speaker at the CLE. I was willing to go along when he asked a question about privilege waiver issues in electronic discovery; he may have an issue before him currently. I didn't mind so much when he asked how new FERC rules meshed with SOX; he may have been sleeping during this part, like I was. But when he asked a question of the humorlous windbag who managed to go 15 minutes over his allotted time discussing developments with third party financings in the LNG industry, I knew the questioner was another soul-less, bluebook-worshipping dweebenheimer seeking external validation through hearing the sound of his own voice. Like we all met in law school (if you didn't meet him, you were him).

So, sebby, a rant please, telling us how annoying this type of motherfucker is. Preferably something involving the offender trussed up like a suckling pig and roasted over slow heat for several hours until tender and moist, waiting for me at the buffet lunch on a warming tray with an apple stuffed in his overly opened mouth. Please include something about which fork to use.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
How about I heart MY penis.

You're a gay man again?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Help me out here, sebby, I need a rant. I HATE HATE HATE the guy who feels the need to ask a question of EVERY speaker at the CLE. I was willing to go along when he asked a question about privilege waiver issues in electronic discovery; he may have an issue before him currently. I didn't mind so much when he asked how new FERC rules meshed with SOX; he may have been sleeping during this part, like I was. But when he asked a question of the humorlous windbag who managed to go 15 minutes over his allotted time discussing developments with third party financings in the LNG industry, I knew the questioner was another soul-less, bluebook-worshipping dweebenheimer seeking external validation through hearing the sound of his own voice. Like we all met in law school (if you didn't meet him, you were him).

So, sebby, a rant please, telling us how annoying this type of motherfucker is. Preferably something involving the offender trussed up like a suckling pig and roasted over slow heat for several hours until tender and moist, waiting for me at the buffet lunch on a warming tray with an apple stuffed in his overly opened mouth. Please include something about which fork to use.

some book told him the way to get noticed as a smart guy is to ask questions. there are employers in the audience; ask questions. my best prof for dealing with this was Irving K. He'd get a stupid q. and start lmost hyperventilating, go up to the guy, right in his face......"LOOK IT UP." or my fav..."THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION>"