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06-21-2005, 04:13 PM
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#2266
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Someone's got to actually fuck someone for there to be sloppy seconds.
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New.
Board.
Motto.
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06-21-2005, 04:14 PM
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#2267
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get outta my dreams, get into my clown car.
Beep beep, yeah.
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NFH likes to fuck in cars. They must be exotic imports however. What exactly is the brand of your clown car?
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06-21-2005, 04:15 PM
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#2268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good point, given the context. My point was simply that it's a phrase that one uses to refer to one's ex, not to oneself.
Now I've become a degrading-terms timmy. Help me.
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You know, I assumed, and I could be wrong bc when I assume, I make an ass out of u and me, but I assumed she knew what the term meant and was making a little fun of herself so that she could tone down the real message (I am so hot and all his friends who have wanted to have me for so long are now popping out of the woodwork), But I might be overestimating her intelligence. She did spend her law school years giving head.
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06-21-2005, 04:15 PM
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#2269
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
How would a resurgent disco mitt look in a see through white skirt with no undies?
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Fluffy?
I'm just guessing here....
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06-21-2005, 04:18 PM
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#2270
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, I assumed, and I could be wrong bc when I assume, I make an ass out of u and me, but I assumed she knew what the term meant and was making a little fun of herself so that she could tone down the real message (I am so hot and all his friends who have wanted to have me for so long are now popping out of the woodwork),
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I have never seen you post hoc on someone else's behalf. It's really kind of sweet. You are such a fluffy pussycat.
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06-21-2005, 04:20 PM
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#2271
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have never seen you post hoc on someone else's behalf. It's really kind of sweet. You are such a fluffy pussycat.
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Its my gift to sunny on the eve of her induction into the s'hood.
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06-21-2005, 04:25 PM
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#2272
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
How would a resurgent disco mitt look in a see through white skirt with no undies?
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It looks allright. The disco mitt is great from the distance. It creates a nice contrast from across a room or walking toward you on a desolate beach (or what you sadly thought was a desolate beach, before the creepy fiftyish swinger couple appeared and accosted you). But up close, the close shave is much more attractive.
Perhaps this explains the merkin.
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06-21-2005, 04:29 PM
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#2273
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good point, given the context. My point was simply that it's a phrase that one uses to refer to one's ex, not to oneself.
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The only time I've heard it used in its truly proper context was when a friend of mine performed cunnilingus on woman whom the entire party knew had only an hour or so before had sex with another man. Sloppy seconds only exist where one of the parties has not showered after the first course.
To fuck someone shortly after they've broken up with another is "enjoying leftovers.'
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-21-2005, 04:33 PM
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#2274
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Sebastian Explains It All.
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only time I've heard it used in its truly proper context was when a friend of mine performed cunnilingus on woman whom the entire party knew had only an hour or so before had sex with another man. (emphasis supplied)
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Poor thing. I wonder if he lost all enthusiasm for the sport after he found out.
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06-21-2005, 04:33 PM
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#2275
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only time I've heard it used in its truly proper context was when a friend of mine performed cunnilingus on woman whom the entire party knew had only an hour or so before had sex with another man. Sloppy seconds only exist where one of the parties has not showered after the first course.
To fuck someone shortly after they've broken up with another is "enjoying leftovers.'
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I call it "eating Lunchbox's scraps"
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06-21-2005, 04:34 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Since you reposted sunny's post I have to ask -- did you wear the see-through white skirt without underpants to work? Are you [sunny bunny] a total slut? Was this a pleated skirt? Straight skirt? Short skirt? Long skirt?
Just a few random comments: I am not commando today. I am disturbed by PLF's sudden use of lots of semen related imagery. I am really glad I turned ncs into a gay. I would like a nooner and/or afternoon delight today but I won't get one.
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I am commando too; I am also disturbed by PLF for a variety of reasons; I am really glad I once witnessed a homeless person accuse slave of being a gay; none of the sex for me today.
eta: that was the poll of the day, si?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 04:36 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Sebastian Explains It All.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Poor thing. I wonder if he lost all enthusiasm for the sport after he found out.
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ZING!!
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06-21-2005, 04:39 PM
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#2278
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Iron Steve
none of the sex for me today.
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Not even TCB?
ETA that I like that I accidentally left the [/SIZE] in there. Is it a BDD?
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06-21-2005, 04:39 PM
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#2279
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I call it "eating Lunchbox's scraps"
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"Whiff you were here."
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 04:41 PM
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#2280
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only time I've heard it used in its truly proper context was when a friend of mine performed cunnilingus on woman whom the entire party knew had only an hour or so before had sex with another man. Sloppy seconds only exist where one of the parties has not showered after the first course.
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How does this play out when condoms are used?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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