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09-11-2003, 05:53 PM
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#22801
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Queer eye is offensive!
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Originally posted by bilmore
I've been waiting for you, as this was a PC discussion.
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Wait a second. There are lesbian computers? I'm so confused.
Tax(and there's the pitch....)wonk
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-11-2003, 05:54 PM
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#22802
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And doesn't it seem like every college chick these days has a "bi-sexual experience" but not so much when I was in school? Why is it so hip to experiment with lesbianism these days?
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Clearly you have never been to an all girls boarding school. I think eighth graders were having "bi-sexual experiences" at the one I attended. (and this was back in the dark ages) |
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09-11-2003, 05:55 PM
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#22803
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Partner?
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She must have assumed you were looking for a promotion. Was it a summer associate instead? |
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09-11-2003, 05:56 PM
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#22804
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
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Originally posted by purse junkie
But anyone who even remotely tries to suggest that my crunchy Cheetos or Hostess Sno-balls aren't completely natural and wholesome can go fuck themselves.
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Clearly all that Sno-ball eating is doing wonders for your temperament.
(There's something magical out there called fiber. You might experience some relief after eating it and see the world in a whole new light.)
In the meantime, back to the ignore list.
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Wow. It's like PJ is the J-Lo of The Land of Fu.
Thurgreed(PJ-LO has a nice ring to it)Marshall |
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09-11-2003, 05:56 PM
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#22805
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Clearly you have never been to an all girls boarding school. I think eighth graders were having "bi-sexual experiences" at the one I attended. (and this was back in the dark ages)
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Office (again)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-11-2003, 05:56 PM
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#22806
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Things don't have to be wholesome to be tas-ty (he says with a Wonk-like gleam in his eye).
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Finally, a little respect.
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09-11-2003, 05:57 PM
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#22807
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 11
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sockjackin'
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Originally posted by magic 8 ball
Am I two-bit sock schtick stealin' fraud?
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You may rely on it. |
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09-11-2003, 05:58 PM
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#22808
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
OK, here's my contribution to the sex discussion...
If you could only do one, have sex or receive oral sex, for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
And doesn't it seem like every college chick these days has a "bi-sexual experience" but not so much when I was in school? Why is it so hip to experiment with lesbianism these days?
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Straight on sex, because some of them are lying and the others think it's something to add to the "why I'm bangable" list for the guys, and on a beach in Mexico.
In the middle of the act, one of those flower selling guys that walk up and down the beach came up to us and asked us if he wanted to give me a rose. To get rid of the flower selling guy, my guy reached over to his wallet and threw some pesos at the flower selling guy and took the rose. Flower selling guy went on his way, and we continued what we were doing. Ten minutes later we actually looked at the rose, and he was pissed to discover that it was plastic. I still have it and it probably will be the most memorable flower anyone ever buys for me. |
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09-11-2003, 06:00 PM
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#22809
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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45% pure
(very interesting)
people less pure than you (16%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (83%)
And, Oral.
And my answer would be why everyone is experimenting 
Edited to add that I had a 53% last time and a 53% before that. Apparently I have finally had a sinful year. I didn't notice a question about leading an exodus, so that can't be it. Must be all the fucking. |
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09-11-2003, 06:04 PM
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#22810
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, I think the test is here, though I haven't taken it in over a year....
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50% Pure.
Anne
Told you I was mild-mannered.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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09-11-2003, 06:07 PM
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#22811
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 4
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sockjackin'
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Originally posted by Magic 8Baller
Have I been derelict in my socking duties?
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As I see it, yes. |
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09-11-2003, 06:09 PM
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#22812
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Tofu blech
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Straight on sex, because some of them are lying and the others think it's something to add to the "why I'm bangable" list for the guys, and on a beach in Mexico.
In the middle of the act, one of those flower selling guys that walk up and down the beach came up to us and asked us if he wanted to give me a rose. To get rid of the flower selling guy, my guy reached over to his wallet and threw some pesos at the flower selling guy and took the rose. Flower selling guy went on his way, and we continued what we were doing. Ten minutes later we actually looked at the rose, and he was pissed to discover that it was plastic. I still have it and it probably will be the most memorable flower anyone ever buys for me.
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Um, where would you start to analyze the foregoing? There are more subthemes here than a Shakespeare comedy. |
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09-11-2003, 06:11 PM
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#22813
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Guest
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Queer eye is offensive!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's amazing how predictable you've become. I point out your arrogance. You bring up "PC" or "Rap music" or "tv" (all subjects where I criticize your arrogance). I explain to you how so many other people see you. Your knee jerk reaction is to say, "that's funny because you act the same way." No shit. The difference is, I see it and for the most part know I'm full of shit. You are convinced you are flawless when you are actually worse than me. There's the fucking rub.
TM
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This cant be. The Bilmoe of the Day is fighting with the Bilmore. Its mindboggling |
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09-11-2003, 06:15 PM
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#22814
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Food and allergies
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
On a totally different note, I have rediscovered my cache of fountain pens. Yea fountain pens.
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Did your quills get dull? |
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09-11-2003, 06:16 PM
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#22815
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 11
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sockjackin'
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Originally posted by magic 8 ball
Do you all think I'm a pensky sock trying to sqwash the competition?
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Yes - definitely. |
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