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Old 09-11-2003, 07:17 PM   #22861
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:18 PM   #22862
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I remember being quite drunk and just wanting to go to sleep, realizing I'd ended up with a dud. He was on "J" or something and I said "you'd better get to z soon or I'm going to pass out". I think I kind of hurt his feelings and felt bad, but WTF - it was late and sleep sounded better and better.
Sounds about right.

Glad I learned my lesson and moved on to Roman numerals...
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:19 PM   #22863
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Thanks to Leagl, I know I dropped exactly one point. This means I must be remembering things more clearly.
I also dropped one point from last year. I don't remember doing anything new since the last test. Maybe it was the additional sex partners:


You are 20% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)


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Old 09-11-2003, 07:20 PM   #22864
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And for purposes of the hypo I assumed I would be allowed to stay with the existing equipment that I've been playing with for a while, so I lack concerns about "inadequate equipment".
I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.

If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:22 PM   #22865
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I also dropped one point from last year. I don't remember doing anything new since the last test. Maybe is was the additional sex partners:


You are 20% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)
Finally. I knew that there was no way I was the least pure on the FB. Thank you.
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:22 PM   #22866
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53% for me, too. One of the purest people here. You all already knew that, right?
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Or, like my friend Big Ed said to me after I renegotiated his contract with Fina, "Not Bob, you're the smartest lawyer in Podunkville."

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My question for you is, not knowing what this ["have you ever had sex like burning?"] means, how did you answer?
"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:23 PM   #22867
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Sounds about right.

Glad I learned my lesson and moved on to Roman numerals...
Which just goes to show my point to ncs...in the world of oral sex, just like in the practice of law, there are waaaay more people who don't know what the fuck they're doing, then ones who do.
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:23 PM   #22868
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I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.

If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.
What she said.
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

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"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?
Maybe it's a punctuation thing.

Have you ever had sex, like burning?
Have you ever had sex-like burning?
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:27 PM   #22870
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If you can, I'm buying the service for sure.
What we should have been buying was XM stock. It's gone up about 400% so far this year. sigh.

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Old 09-11-2003, 07:30 PM   #22871
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Finally. I knew that there was no way I was the least pure on the FB. Thank you.
Last year I came in third, behind Slave and Well Hung Juror. Since WHJ doesn't seem to post here, maybe I'll get the Silver this year!
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:32 PM   #22872
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I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.

If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.
Which is why I know cursive.
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:32 PM   #22873
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

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Maybe it's a punctuation thing.

Have you ever had sex, like burning?
Have you ever had sex-like burning?
I always assumed it was a reference to a band.
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:33 PM   #22874
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Last year I came in third, behind Slave and Well Hung Juror. Since WHJ doesn't seem to post here, maybe I'll get the Silver this year!
I got "most improved" last year. This year, I went down by five points, which isn't much, but given how pure everyone else is, maybe it's enough to take the title two years in a row.
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Old 09-11-2003, 07:34 PM   #22875
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

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My question for you is, not knowing what this ["have you ever had sex like burning?"] means, how did you answer?
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"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?
Answering "no" when you have know idea means you were trying to be pure, since a "yes" will clearly go the long list of the impure.
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