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09-11-2003, 07:17 PM
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#22861
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I guess you never learned cursive.
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Now I full-on love you.
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09-11-2003, 07:18 PM
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#22862
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I remember being quite drunk and just wanting to go to sleep, realizing I'd ended up with a dud. He was on "J" or something and I said "you'd better get to z soon or I'm going to pass out". I think I kind of hurt his feelings and felt bad, but WTF - it was late and sleep sounded better and better.
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Sounds about right.
Glad I learned my lesson and moved on to Roman numerals...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-11-2003, 07:19 PM
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#22863
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 261
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Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Thanks to Leagl, I know I dropped exactly one point. This means I must be remembering things more clearly.
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I also dropped one point from last year. I don't remember doing anything new since the last test. Maybe it was the additional sex partners:
You are 20% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)
edited to fix typo
Last edited by Dualit; 09-11-2003 at 07:27 PM..
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09-11-2003, 07:20 PM
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#22864
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And for purposes of the hypo I assumed I would be allowed to stay with the existing equipment that I've been playing with for a while, so I lack concerns about "inadequate equipment".
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I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.
If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-11-2003, 07:22 PM
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#22865
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dualit
I also dropped one point from last year. I don't remember doing anything new since the last test. Maybe is was the additional sex partners:
You are 20% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)
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Finally. I knew that there was no way I was the least pure on the FB. Thank you.
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09-11-2003, 07:22 PM
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#22866
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
53% for me, too. One of the purest people here. You all already knew that, right?
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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Or, like my friend Big Ed said to me after I renegotiated his contract with Fina, "Not Bob, you're the smartest lawyer in Podunkville."
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
My question for you is, not knowing what this ["have you ever had sex like burning?"] means, how did you answer?
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"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?
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09-11-2003, 07:23 PM
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#22867
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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numma numma numma
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sounds about right.
Glad I learned my lesson and moved on to Roman numerals...
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Which just goes to show my point to ncs...in the world of oral sex, just like in the practice of law, there are waaaay more people who don't know what the fuck they're doing, then ones who do.
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09-11-2003, 07:23 PM
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#22868
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Tofu blech
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.
If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.
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What she said.
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09-11-2003, 07:25 PM
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#22869
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?
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Maybe it's a punctuation thing.
Have you ever had sex, like burning?
Have you ever had sex-like burning?
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09-11-2003, 07:27 PM
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#22870
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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satellite radio
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Looking into it myself. From what I understand the little receiver that you can move from place to place (home, car, office) is about $200 and you may need some adapters for it. The service itself is about $10-12 a month. I'm seriously thinking about getting it, and my only question was whether you can pick it up in these concrete and steel edifices we call office buildings...
If you can, I'm buying the service for sure.
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What we should have been buying was XM stock. It's gone up about 400% so far this year. sigh.
I suck at stocks. The only thing I'm worse on than stocks is betting on preseason football. And everything else I bet on during my bachelor party last month. Thanks Mussina, that $275 I laid down would have come in handy this month. Same goes for you Jason Jennings, and Freddy Garcia, and Jeremy Bonderman (ok, I deserved that one).
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09-11-2003, 07:30 PM
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#22871
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 261
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Finally. I knew that there was no way I was the least pure on the FB. Thank you.
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Last year I came in third, behind Slave and Well Hung Juror. Since WHJ doesn't seem to post here, maybe I'll get the Silver this year!
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09-11-2003, 07:32 PM
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#22872
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Tofu blech
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
I made the same assumptions. I have been with men who are amazing at oral but I still prefered to fuck them.
If you have a well endowed man who knows how to use what he has, sex is always amazing.
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Which is why I know cursive.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-11-2003, 07:32 PM
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#22873
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Maybe it's a punctuation thing.
Have you ever had sex, like burning?
Have you ever had sex-like burning?
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I always assumed it was a reference to a band.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-11-2003, 07:33 PM
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#22874
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dualit
Last year I came in third, behind Slave and Well Hung Juror. Since WHJ doesn't seem to post here, maybe I'll get the Silver this year!
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I got "most improved" last year. This year, I went down by five points, which isn't much, but given how pure everyone else is, maybe it's enough to take the title two years in a row.
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09-11-2003, 07:34 PM
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#22875
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
My question for you is, not knowing what this ["have you ever had sex like burning?"] means, how did you answer?
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"No" -- I think. So what does it mean, oh smiling cat?
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Answering "no" when you have know idea means you were trying to be pure, since a "yes" will clearly go the long list of the impure.
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