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Fugee · 09-12-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

Trip Tucker. No question.

Data -- he was "fully equipped."

But I'd take Picard's voice in Archer's body from back in the Quantum Leap days.

Edited to say: Blast it all, an unintentional hat trick. I've got to stop reading this at night or I'll turn into Penske. {shudder}

bilmore · 09-12-2003, 12:38 AM

FWIW, I have had "sex like burning."

Never again did I place the sleeping bags so close to the fire.

evenodds · 09-12-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
FWIW, I have had "sex like burning."

Never again did I place the sleeping bags so close to the fire.

Now I would have that sex like burning would be sex resulting in chlymidia for men.

Or is that sex like pissing razor blades?

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-12-2003, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Read me, ignore me....what do I care?

My vote for new board motto.

notcasesensitive · 09-12-2003, 02:06 AM

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[i]Originally posted by B 'n B
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Originally posted by Not Bob

edited to note that apparently I don't have a clue about whether I am becoming more or less pure, but I left it this way becuase I liked the line about snorting blow, though I should note that (a) I am joking; (2) I used bold n' brazen instead of, say, Fugee, only because she (bnb, not Fugee) just made a comment about cocaine use 15 years ago; and therefore (III) no one should assume that I have anything other than the utmost respect for bn'b as a person, not that I am saying that she (or Fugee) are unworthy of having blow snorted off of their breasts, but just that, you know, I didn't mean anything offensive by it. Honk.
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No offense taken, dude. Although, as I recall, you snorted blow from the valley between my breasts, rather than from my breasts themselves.

Bn'B

Meant to respond to NB post earlier to say that no editting was needed. If someone missed the coke post tie-in, fuck them. Good rebuttal, Not Dude.

Resume the posting of purity scores.... (still 44%, still alarmingly average)

Mr. Man · 09-12-2003, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Now I would have that sex like burning would be sex resulting in chlymidia for men.

Or is that sex like pissing razor blades?

You know back in the day (pre March 2001) I would be about ready for the hall putting with a nice can of warm Guiness, just starting the new deal. Now, I ponder the "sex like burning" as it has been bothering me.

Sex that feels like burning (a propo with my yes to the intentionally burning question)? As in really good, really bad, or really close to causing a heart problem. Or perhaps the rug burn or burn from artificial turf (oops).

Or "sex like" (as in sex induced) burning that requires medication?

I am going with the first option, because pissing razor blades is pretty much the worst feeling ever.

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-12-2003, 02:11 AM

67% pure, which as I recall is even more pure than the improbably pure score I tallied last year, which was good for the silver medal (made of pure silver, for you envious folks with low scores). But I've been aced out of medal contention this year. Damn.

notcasesensitive · 09-12-2003, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Sex that feels like burning (a propo with my yes to the intentionally burning question)? As in really good ... or really close to causing a heart problem. Or perhaps the rug burn or burn from artificial turf (oops).

If this is the point, I'll own up to sex like burning right now too.

(think it's the name of a band, as previously posted, but alternative meanings are encouraged)

Mr. Man · 09-12-2003, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Meant to respond to NB post earlier to say that no editting was needed. If someone missed the coke post tie-in, fuck them. Good rebuttal, Not Dude.

Resume the posting of purity scores.... (still 44%, still alarmingly average)

44% average? I think the writers skewed the test by referring to opium usage. What is this India? Also, I noticed the fixation on family which unfairly advantages RP.

How can you not subtract points for more modern medications and fantasizing about lunch counter ladies and such? In theory of course.

Mr. Man · 09-12-2003, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If this is the point, I'll own up to sex like burning right now too.

(think it's the name of a band, as previously posted, but alternative meanings are encouraged)

Good call on the band name. That even may beat the Maxim band "Hookers and Blow," but only because of the lack of obviousness.

Dinosaur person, the only thing pure about 67% is that the only yes question was to lying. Think about that for a minute IT monitor guys.

NotFromHere · 09-12-2003, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
They must have changed a bunch of questions because I dropped to 63% pure from astonishingly pure results in previous tests without doing anything interesting enough to merit such a drastic difference.

Holy crap! I'm so far away from Amish now I feel like one of the relative-sexing eyelickers.
And for some reason I feel odd about having the same exact score as burger. This is going to keep me up tonight wondering if I'm more boring than I thought, or that burger's a kink undercover.

And what the hell are you people still doing up at this hour? Don't you know it's a work day tomorrow? Well, today for you Easterners.

Jack Manfred · 09-12-2003, 05:28 AM

You are 73% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (77%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (21%)

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It's been a slow year.

I don't need XM, I have KCRW.
Unless I move up north, then I might need it.

Of course, my purity test score suggests that I need something besides music.

Socking_Up · 09-12-2003, 09:21 AM

Former 'Three's Company' star John Ritter dead at 54 according to Yahoo.

I guess that means that 'TC' can be scratched off the list of shows likely to have reunion specials in the near future.

Edited to say that Johnny Cash died too. WTF. The world is a much less interesting place today.

Dualit · 09-12-2003, 10:00 AM

Best line: "Ben, to my knowledge, has not been married, although he has spent an awful lot of time with Matt, and I know that in Canada now they could get benefits together."

http://www.msnbc.com/news/965178.asp?0cv=CB20

ESPN.com's Page 2 also has an amusing take on the postponement:

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/hays/030911.html

Dua(R.I.P., John and Johnny)lit

Shape Shifter · 09-12-2003, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
44% average? I think the writers skewed the test by referring to opium usage. What is this India? Also, I noticed the fixation on family which unfairly advantages RP.

How can you not subtract points for more modern medications and fantasizing about lunch counter ladies and such? In theory of course.

My problem with the scoring is that one act, or series of acts, can lead to so many "yes" answers. You drink a stranger's urine just once and you're chasing RT and Dualit for the perv prize. 35%. Maybe next year.

P.S. I think the "no" response should be changed to "not yet."