Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her nipples are too small.

And she's probably horrible for tity fucking, as she has a veritable 6-inch wide chasm that John Holmes couldn't fill...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
And she's probably horrible for tity fucking, as she has a veritable 6-inch wide chasm that John Holmes couldn't fill...

A razor would fit in there easily, though.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Not Flaming
2. right on. and cranky blinders wearing regulars should be banned and deleted. retroactively.

Shut it, Penske.

This and SlaveOnceAgain are done.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by LessinSF

Yes, this was taken during the week I experimented with dying my hair. The hair is now back to its usual suaviness, though I still heart penis.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

However, he didn't even attribute the correction to me. Bastard.

http://www.salon.com/letters/correct...ex.html#flames

Note: you may not be able to read this if you don't get Salon premium. However, the link is to a correction that was made after I had an email conversation with Salon's sports writer after he wrongly referred to curling as Canada's national sport. I know some of you were wondering what the ultimate outcome was of our conversation.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A razor would fit in there easily, though.

Are you finding the new FERC rules mesh with SOX?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
However, he didn't even attribute the correction to me. Bastard.

http://www.salon.com/letters/correct...ex.html#flames

Note: you may not be able to read this if you don't get Salon premium. However, the link is to a correction that was made after I had an email conversation with Salon's sports writer after he wrongly referred to curling as Canada's national sport. I know some of you were wondering what the ultimate outcome was of our conversation.

Funny. I read that this morning and immediately thought of you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
However, he didn't even attribute the correction to me. Bastard.

http://www.salon.com/letters/correct...ex.html#flames

Note: you may not be able to read this if you don't get Salon premium. However, the link is to a correction that was made after I had an email conversation with Salon's sports writer after he wrongly referred to curling as Canada's national sport. I know some of you were wondering what the ultimate outcome was of our conversation.

Its your best sport. Hockey is too tense to watch and relax. Curling you can have a nice drink and watch the sweeper guys go. Shoot, I bet half the skips in the Olympics have beer in their water bottles. I can't believe its not more popular here.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you finding the new FERC rules mesh with SOX?

Hey, I have to get back to my kids and I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't cause this thing to run on longer than it should. In fact, I'd really like to cut out early, and I think a lot of people are in the same boat.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
she admitted it was a smack at Slave. she just noted that the tiger was not, in fact, a representation of Slave's collected discarded hair.

wrong again, wtf/fb. It wasnt a smack at Slave. It was a statement that Slave does indeed resemble Ray Horn. Its more of a fact than a smack.

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Boston Terrier?

Which is also the dog suffering from allergies. And I blieve the dog in the Outback commercials. They are the new mojito in three months. check your local shelter.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

1. A Raisin in the Sun. Not a bad production. I was very surprised at how well P Diddy did. I'm sure those feelings are a product of low expectations, but I've seen a fair number of broadway performances and his wasn't even in the bottom third. He tends to rush his lines here and there and his two monologues that should really showcase whatever acting talent he has were kind of flat. But his performance was workable.

Of course, that may just be because the play is brilliant. Lorraine Hansberry's work is just perfect. The themes are timeless. The problems the family faces, although somewhat particular to blacks, resonate with everyone in the audience (even the fat, lazy proles from MN, who I'm sure flew in straight from MR's couch). It's been so long since I've read it that I had forgotten how brilliant it really is.

Phylicia Rashaad was very, very good. The role has become a trite one (black grandmother, serving as glue for a family being pulled in every single direction), but she made it her own and managed to make her character seem like a real person, instead of the simple personification of certain ideals.

2. My Flesh and Blood on HBO2. This documentary is so moving, no one (and I mean no one) can watch it without feeling like you want to give Susan Tom everything you own.

It's about a woman who is taking care of 11 adopted, special-needs children. Some kids have no legs. Some kids have medical and behavioural disorders. Two of her kids have a skin disease that makes your skin detach from your body so it is constantly falling off and you're permanently bandaged. One of her kids was a burn victim as an infant and has severe burns over the majority of her body. Plus she has her own kids from a failed marriage.

It's a simple documentary -- just follows her around on her day to day activities. It is extraordinarily well done, though. And this woman will just amaze you. She is the very definition of strength, courage and compassion. Everyone should see this. If you have Tivo, record it as soon as possible.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It was a statement that Slave does indeed resemble Ray Horn. Its more of a fact than a smack.

So, what does that say about you?

TM

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by evenodds
Shut it, Penske.

This and SlaveOnceAgain are done.

Dissent.

Check the IPs-I am the one and only. And don't believe Punkske's whiny hype about Penske Material, my admin powers tell me its the same IP as Penske Account.

Check your special Admin PM.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. A Raisin in the Sun. Not a bad production.
TM

Flatpoint High's version was pretty good. Gerri Blanks really has some acting ability.