Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I hope it's not too disappointing for Gibblets.

I think it's funny that they have to delay the announcement until he (I'm assuming it's a he...) can get fitted for a new suit.

God fucking damnit, they went with the German.

At least he's old.

Who were you rooting for? I was rooting against the German bc his name reminds me of the actor who plays Cliffie on Cheers and that voice goes through my head. Thankfully he appears to have about two years left to live.

This whole Pope voting nonsense reminds me of what is sure to be the FB Old Folks Home cicrca 2050. You get Less, Slave, SD, and Coltrane in a room doing their super secret fraternity shit, no broads allowed, ANd Bilmore is elected. I hvent fully thought this out and I certainly am not conveying my thought, but you get the gist.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its like you keep getting older but the girls keep staying the same age.

Luckily, they still dig the 'stache.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You get Less, Slave, SD, and Coltrane in a room doing their super secret fraternity shit, no broads allowed, ANd Bilmore is elected. I hvent fully thought this out and I certainly am not conveying my thought, but you get the gist.

Dibs on not eating the cracker.

[Gattigap]

Arguably a PB post, but on balance, more for the FB.

Appears that the Justice Department has come out with a new report examining the serious issues our society is facing today: Illicit Sexual Activity in Public Places. (No, really.)

I haven't had the time to give this document the thorough review it deserves, but even from a glance, one must admire its attention to detail.

• As with those who engage in sexual activity in public restrooms, those who do so at truck stops or rest areas generally don't want to be detected. (p. 6)

That this report cites three scholarly resources in support in support of this proposition gives you a sense of the meticulousness with which our public servants approach this subject. Certainly, where empirical support is not available, the report must be more circumspect.

• The climate likely has an influence on outdoor public sexual activity. (p. 7)

Doubtlessly so. And here I thought the difference in statistics between Daytona Beach and Manitoba were due to the availability of alcohol.

I cannot recall -- is Illicit Public Sex on the list FB "toe sucking" fetishes, or is it somewhere lower on the list, like eyeball licking?

Gattigap

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who were you rooting for? I was rooting against the German bc his name reminds me of the actor who plays Cliffie on Cheers and that voice goes through my head. Thankfully he appears to have about two years left to live.

This whole Pope voting nonsense reminds me of what is sure to be the FB Old Folks Home cicrca 2050. You get Less, Slave, SD, and Coltrane in a room doing their super secret fraternity shit, no broads allowed, ANd Bilmore is elected. I hvent fully thought this out and I certainly am not conveying my thought, but you get the gist.

Doesn't that put bilmore at like 120 or something? I would assume that the FB would have an age cutoff. If we don't get in any fresh blood before then, Coltrane may be the only person eligible for the post.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Gattigap
I cannot recall -- is Illicit Public Sex on the list FB "toe sucking" fetishes, or is it somewhere lower on the list, like eyeball licking?

Gattigap

I believe the FB consensus on public sex is Vanilla. I'm not sure what effect adding "illicit" at the beginning has on that analysis. How does that change the act itself?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
God help Princeton people if school tie wearing every catches on here

They usually need so much help as it is.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This whole Pope voting nonsense reminds me of what is sure to be the FB Old Folks Home cicrca 2050. . . . ANd Bilmore is elected.

That's gonna leave you and me fighting for the same comfy chair over in the corner, you know.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
They usually need so much help as it is.

Ooooooh, ivy burn.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Also, the trading guys are shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, to learn that we have been "betting" on the deaths of our fellow humans. Traders are appalled at what they consider to be our amorality. I think that qualifies as a new low.

I call bullshit. They must be pulling your leg. Death pools are mainstream these days.

Or perhaps your traders are an unusally kind and tender-hearted group. Unlike the ones at Enron, who bragged about fucking "Grandma Millie" with high wholesale kilowat prices during the California energy shortage [sic.] they created/manipulated. Or the ones who short airline stocks after plane crashes.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Or the ones who short airline stocks after plane crashes.

Amateurs. If you watch airline CGL premium levels, you can short them before the crashes.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Except maybe that vagina.

But see (maybe) Pope Joan. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/popeJoan.html

Yet another attempt at a Bluebookism. How was this one, NFH?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I made 5th Ring Wizard in Everquest yesterday. You should see the size of my staff.

I think it was me you slew (that one troll) to make it- remember me?



I didn't hear you sneaking up because I turned down the volume. The background music has too much horn for me to take. i hate horns in music. Why the fuck would anyone put horns in music?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I didn't hear you sneaking up because I turned down the volume. The background music has too much horn for me to take. i hate horns in music. Why the fuck would anyone put horns in music?

You are a Master Baiter. Bravo.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bilmore
That's gonna leave you and me fighting for the same comfy chair over in the corner, you know.

I am relieved to see you posting after reading this:

http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/5355863.html

[double anal bestiality site]