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11-20-2003, 07:36 PM
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#2296
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Location: Flyover land
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have pictures. But none as good as this:
Edited to add: lipstick before booking? What the fuck? I mean, really, what the fuck?
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Is it tattooed? Along with the eyeliner? |
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11-20-2003, 07:37 PM
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#2297
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
I've done 13. Whale watching (note: we didn't actually see a whale, but we had fun on the boat), swim with sharks (note: I didn't intend to, I was snorkling and I thought it was a dolphin when I started following it), escape to a paradise island (note: no note, just on a roll with the notes), white water rafting, drive along route 66, motorcycle (note: not all cracked up to be), cowboy (note: raised partially on a ranch), waterfall, rainforest, horse on beach, rollercoaster, Disneyworld, Vegas.
Only five more? Egypt, Orient Express, Space, Everest, safari
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11-20-2003, 07:37 PM
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#2298
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I can cross 13 off my list - whale watch, safari, Aurora Borealis, paradise island, WW rafting, Route 66, elephants, motorcycle, waterfall, hike a glaciar, rollercoster, Disney World and Vegas.
If only 5 more: swim with Dolphins, go to the Galapagos, see the Polar Bears, try the Crested Run and bungee jump from the Sydney Harbor Bridge after I've clilmbed to the top (can you see Uluru from there?). And of course I would take the Rocky Mountaineer, the Orient Express and the Trans-Siberian Railway whenever possible.
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I think 12 - Borealis, paradise, rafting, route 66, motorcycle, cowboy (sort of - I never "made a go of it" in the sense of trying to be a professional, but I've done cowboy things), hiking through a rain forest (deciduous, but still), waterfall, blue marlin, rollercoaster, Disney, Vegas).
I especially liked the photo captioned "Take a ride on the Orient Express" with the attractive woman in the come-hither smile and the skirt slit up to there, so I think I'll make that number one, along with Galapagos, polar bears, the Trans-Siberian, and driving a Formula One car.
Edited because I can't count. |
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11-20-2003, 07:37 PM
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#2299
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I've been in a van down by the river. Once. Well, okay, twice.
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Did Keanu play you in the movie? |
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11-20-2003, 07:39 PM
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#2300
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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120 lbs. my ass. And how would you like to be the booking officer requesting race. There must have been serious lip biting upon hearing the response.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-20-2003, 07:40 PM
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#2301
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have pictures. But none as good as this:
Edited to add: lipstick before booking? What the fuck? I mean, really, what the fuck?
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No offense SS, but in his mug shot, MJ seems to be striking a pose much like your avatar's. 
I know he can't be reptilian, he wouldn't have survived this long if he was.
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11-20-2003, 07:42 PM
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#2302
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
No offence SS, but in his mug shot, MJ seems to be striking a pose much like your avatar's.
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That hurts. I wish I would have known this before I got the tattoo.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-20-2003, 07:44 PM
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#2303
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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621785
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
120 lbs. my ass. And how would you like to be the booking officer requesting race. There must have been serious lip biting upon hearing the response.
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"B" obviously stands for "Bitch please." |
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11-20-2003, 07:45 PM
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#2304
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
"B" obviously stands for "Bitch please."
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ENOUGH WITH THE PICTURES ALREADY!!
How can any of you stand to look at that?
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A wee dram a day!
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11-20-2003, 07:47 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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From Moon Walk to Perp Walk
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Emanuelle Seigner [who I think looks remarkably like the other French Emanuelle, the Beart one - although the GF disagrees] has a fat ass?
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It looked large in Bitter Moon. I am not saying she's unattractive, it's just larger than most mainstream actresses' asses. (Unfortunately I cannot find a picture of it despite trying) |
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11-20-2003, 07:50 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Finally, proof that the Japanese are not, in fact, necessarily smarter than us.
3,807 Japanese people taken in by scam in which total strangers call them, identify selves only as "me," and say they are in desperate need of money.
"Victims assume the person on the telephone must be a close relative and often agree to transfer the money to a bank account specified by the swindler straight away."
Total loss so far this year: $21.1 million.
So, anyone have friends in Japan? English-speakers preferred.
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11-20-2003, 07:57 PM
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#2307
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Finally, proof that the Japanese are not, in fact, necessarily smarter than us.
I thought you were the Asian ambassador here.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-20-2003, 08:22 PM
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#2308
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did Keanu play you in the movie?
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Yes, and he had exactly the right amount of talent and nuance to pull it off. So to speak.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-20-2003, 09:05 PM
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#2309
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Bull
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like Kenny Mayne. I don't really care what comes out of his mouth. I like the way he talks. I know it's over the top but it doesn't bug me. More Kenny!
I didn't see yesterday's South Park, but the image from last week of Cartman doing his Casa Bonita dance keeps popping up in my head. It's almost like I picture it on someone's face when they are talking to me. Not really good to start giggling for no reason when someone is talking to you.
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Maybe I'll get to go cliff diving! That would be so sweet!!! |
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11-20-2003, 09:10 PM
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#2310
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
lipstick before booking?
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You are a media master, and you know your picture is front page everywhere tomorrow. Make-up or no? *
And so starts the comeback.
*of course one could pose the same rhetorical about dangling a baby out the window, but let's not argue at this tragic time.
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-20-2003 at 09:22 PM..
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