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07-26-2005, 05:10 PM
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#2296
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about holding my nostrils shut and blowing as hard as I can?
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chew gum.
or get on an interminable conference call, so you'll yawn. |
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07-26-2005, 05:11 PM
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#2297
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
*DO NOT* use an ear candle. Those things are a great way to rupture an ear drum.
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Well, sure, if you wanna get all whiffy about it.
Perhaps an icepick? A pencil? Hank's dick?
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07-26-2005, 05:12 PM
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#2298
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about holding my nostrils shut and blowing as hard as I can?
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You are far less likely to rupture an ear drum by blowing. Do you think you have something physically blocking your ear canal? If so, try a wax cleaning kit, which you can buy at any drug store. They work great.
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07-26-2005, 05:13 PM
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#2299
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Well, sure, if you wanna get all whiffy about it.
Hank's dick?
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Can you even reach your ear drum with Hank's dick?
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07-26-2005, 05:13 PM
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#2300
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by dtb
Haven't you in the past expressed a burning desire to participate in (and this would be vicarious, I guess, but it's the thought that counts) an MFM (or MMF? FMM?) thing.
Shifty was just looking out for you fringe. Sheesh. You definitely are cynicalest.
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Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady. |
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07-26-2005, 05:16 PM
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#2301
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.
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So the vicarious experience just doesn't do it for you. That's what I'm hearing.
I still think it's the thought that counts. You know, imagination can be a transporting experience. |
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07-26-2005, 05:17 PM
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#2302
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's clear that what you really want to say is, "I feel left out." Whether you want to say so to me or RP is the question that's bothering me.
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Please. You are far too much of a Yankee fan for us to have any chance at a real future. |
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07-26-2005, 05:18 PM
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#2303
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.
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Maybe she's having twin boys?
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07-26-2005, 05:23 PM
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#2304
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Maybe she's having twin boys?
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Wanker and Spankster are the pedophiles around here, not me. |
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07-26-2005, 05:23 PM
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#2305
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Is it just me, or is Willie Nelson totally hot (in a way)?
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07-26-2005, 05:23 PM
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#2306
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.
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Strange. I used the term "Jeez Luise" maybe for the first time in my life just yesterday. |
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07-26-2005, 05:27 PM
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#2307
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Strange. I used the term "Jeez Luise" maybe for the first time in my life just yesterday.
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I am a dork and searched and found that Gatti used it yesterday or the day before. Something about pig-fucking. Anyway, he is the trendsetter. Bravo! |
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07-26-2005, 05:27 PM
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#2308
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Dream interpretation for gwnc
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Strange. I used the term "Jeez Luise" maybe for the first time in my life just yesterday.
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hmm. Just yesterday I used the term "Jeez Luis." And the day before that, "Jeez Juan". |
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07-26-2005, 05:27 PM
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#2309
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Can you even reach your ear drum with Hank's dick?
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If I'm right about your height it's at the proper vertical position for you.
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07-26-2005, 05:32 PM
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#2310
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Question
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is it just me, or is Willie Nelson totally hot (in a way)?
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It's just you. |
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