Meet your new thread, same as the old thread.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
at first I read this as two......., well, you know what I read it as. I had already photocopied her dayplanner for scheduling purposes before I caught the mistake.

Don't stop belie-whiff.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Welcom back, stranger. How are your twosies?

Like clockwork. In fact, yesterday I think I produced an entire Piaget tourbillon and escapement wheel.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Don't stop belie-whiff.

Ty, i need a ruling. I don't read a newber's post for content, just as a platform for my jokes. I think that means I technically can't whiff, no?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Like clockwork. In fact, yesterday I think I produced an entire Piaget tourbillon and escapement wheel.

I bet it was simple to potty train you.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet it was simple to potty train you.

This post is like a double-whammy for the FBI. It's your funeral.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Top international intelligence officer says top treats are in places Bush is ignoring, not in Iraq. . But Bush, of course, didn't get the memo and contradicts what our actual intelligence operatives are telling him.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Top international intelligence officer says top treats are in places Bush is ignoring, not in Iraq. . But Bush, of course, didn't get the memo and contradicts what our actual intelligence operatives are telling him.

How odd. I would think that Bush, like most people, would want a treat.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
How odd. I would think that Bush, like most people, would want a treat.

Damh h. Threats, threats.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Why aren't the D's working to eliminate farm subsidies?

So they can get reelected?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why aren't the D's working to eliminate farm subsidies?

So they can get reelected?

Same reason the Rs don't: Iowa primary.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why aren't the D's working to eliminate farm subsidies?

So they can get reelected?

The Rs seem to have kept the porkers fed despite having both houses and the Presidency. But they've left some bigger messes to clean up, too.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why aren't the D's working to eliminate farm subsidies?

So they can get reelected?

And why aren't R's? Is this a partisan issue? I wish it were, in the sense that I wish the D's were going to move on something that the R's screwed up for the last several years, but it's not like the farm states are all red:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

-- UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer, referring to Basra.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

-- UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer, referring to Basra.

So where did they release the man-eating badgers?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So where did they release the man-eating badgers?

Ask PETA.