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09-08-2006, 05:39 PM
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#2311
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Original?
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Nope. I think it's a second degree whiff.
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09-08-2006, 06:03 PM
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#2312
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Does he have a belt sander?
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Oh, that reminds me . . . I know you all were wondering . . . I found 2 of my missing belts. Only one more to go!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-08-2006, 06:06 PM
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#2313
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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News from court
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The sentence "I think homeowners associations infringe on the property rights of home owners," followed by five minutes of expansion on that thought when asked by the home owner's attorney gets one kicked off a panel in a dispute between a home owner and a homeowners association.
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What was the attorney doing for the last 4 1/2 minutes? Building the record?
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09-08-2006, 06:10 PM
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#2314
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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News from court
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What was the attorney doing for the last 4 1/2 minutes? Building the record?
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trying to show the judge she needed to get bounced for cause. Were you RT?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-08-2006, 06:11 PM
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#2315
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Court related things
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The ThrashersFan login might be available. That was as good one, that would be made better if TF started to like spit-roasting.
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I'm reasonably sure that she liked spit-roasting while watching hockey on the TV.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-08-2006, 06:12 PM
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#2316
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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News from court
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What was the attorney doing for the last 4 1/2 minutes? Building the record?
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Pretty much. He wanted me to explain in excruciating detail why I think HOAs are evil. I'm told that voir dire in Texas is pretty much a free for all that's not allowed in most other states.
(BTW, these guys explain generally why I think HOAs are evil, in Texas, anyways). Plus, my parents' HOA kicked my dogs out of their building. The attorney was more than happy to explore Juror #10's biases on HOAs very thoroughly. )
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09-08-2006, 06:13 PM
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#2317
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Oh, that reminds me . . . I know you all were wondering . . . I found 2 of my missing belts. Only one more to go!
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I didn't let everyone know this, but as announcing it to Lawtalkers seems to be a way to locate missing items, I will now tell everyone that...
I am missing two pair of underwear and a stretchy top thingy that goes with one of the underwears.
So, whatever you all can do to help me find these cherished undergarments, please get right on it. |
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09-08-2006, 06:15 PM
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#2318
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by dtb
I didn't let everyone know this, but as announcing it to Lawtalkers seems to be a way to locate missing items, I will now tell everyone that...
I am missing two pair of underwear and a stretchy top thingy that goes with one of the underwears.
So, whatever you all can do to help me find these cherished undergarments, please get right on it.
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I can help. PM me.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-08-2006, 06:16 PM
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#2319
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by dtb
I didn't let everyone know this, but as announcing it to Lawtalkers seems to be a way to locate missing items, I will now tell everyone that...
I am missing two pair of underwear and a stretchy top thingy that goes with one of the underwears.
So, whatever you all can do to help me find these cherished undergarments, please get right on it.
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Check your son's dresser. Or under his bed.
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09-08-2006, 06:16 PM
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#2320
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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News from court
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
trying to show the judge she needed to get bounced for cause. Were you RT?
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They didn't tell me why I was bounced. I just was. I was #10. They needed six. #3 had a 7 month baby she needed to pick up at four. #4 was whiney about being on the panel and muttered about how her 14 year old kid waiting for her at four was as vulnerable as the baby. #8 lived in an apartment and said he didn't understand what an HOA was. #9 said he believed in settling disputes before they get to court.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-08-2006, 06:23 PM
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#2321
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Check your son's dresser. Or under his bed.
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et tu, burgerus? |
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09-08-2006, 06:32 PM
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#2322
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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nwtf....
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I didn't let everyone know this, but as announcing it to Lawtalkers seems to be a way to locate missing items, I will now tell everyone that...
I am missing two pair of underwear and a stretchy top thingy that goes with one of the underwears.
So, whatever you all can do to help me find these cherished undergarments, please get right on it.
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I have them. You don't really want them back. Trust me, I bought them from Hank.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-08-2006, 06:35 PM
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#2323
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by dtb
et tu, burgerus?
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my dresser, like my women, go commando.
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09-08-2006, 06:40 PM
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#2324
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Request for Not Bob
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
my dresser, like my women, go commando.
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One more song parody. For old time's sake. "Commando," to the tune of ABBA's "Fernando."
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-08-2006, 07:09 PM
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#2325
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Why Am I Working?
Instead of playing hooky and seeing The Protector?
Argh. The injustice of it all.
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