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09-15-2003, 05:40 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Mass at brunch?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Morning after wedding brunch (at the bride's house), and lo and behold, the priest is there! Mass!
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Consider it a 2,000-year-old recipe for an amuse-bouche. Remember to bring your own dip next time.
Edited to Add: It helps if you close your eyes and imagine that the celebrity chef is actually Nigella Lawson.
Last edited by Atticus Grinch; 09-15-2003 at 05:45 PM..
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09-15-2003, 05:41 PM
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#23252
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Livin' the dream 24/7
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere far, far away...
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Ahh Bennifer
Maybe Ben didn't like the terms of the pre-nup. |
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09-15-2003, 05:44 PM
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#23253
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Serious request for information
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does anybody know anything about the treatment for OCD? What are the recommended meds and their side effects?
R(must stop editing posts, maybe I'll go wash my hands)P
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Zoloft. Anorgasmia. |
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09-15-2003, 05:45 PM
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#23254
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
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Mass at brunch?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Morning after wedding brunch (at the bride's house), and lo and behold, the priest is there! Mass!
This was not on the brunch invitation.
If it had been, my RSVP would have been different.
Stop selling me god. And no, I don't want a time share either...
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When did a few minutes with God do you any harm? Were you any worse for being there for a short time? You were even fed.
And God is not for sale (either as a condo as a time share). But if you'd like to talk about the terms on which God is available, let me know. We can have some coffee and chat. |
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09-15-2003, 05:46 PM
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#23255
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Serious request for information
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Zoloft. Anorgasmia.
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Aha. That explains a lot about you. |
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09-15-2003, 05:47 PM
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#23256
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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God What a Lousy Weekend
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'd like to take this opportunity to ask, "What the hell happened to John Hughes?"
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I'm sure that whatever he might me doing now, he's doing it wearing the required uniform.
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Is it fair to blame Anthony Michael Hall's puberty?
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There's so much I blame on AMH's puberty...but that's a whole nother story.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-15-2003, 05:50 PM
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#23257
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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bilmore and wonk outed
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bilmore at a Minnesota wedding and Wonk showing LFM how robust the puppies are.
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Have to say, you're getting stale. Never expected that. |
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09-15-2003, 05:50 PM
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#23258
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Got milk?
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: latched on
Posts: 53
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Tofu blech
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Bnb, has motherhood made you soft?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's made my waistline soft, for sure.
Bn'(I agree with Wonk. I agree with RP. I'll agree with you too if you ask me nicely)B
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Yes, but I bet its done wonderful things for your boobies!! |
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09-15-2003, 05:50 PM
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#23259
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Mass at brunch?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Morning after wedding brunch (at the bride's house), and lo and behold, the priest is there! Mass!
This was not on the brunch invitation.
If it had been, my RSVP would have been different.
Stop selling me god. And no, I don't want a time share either...
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Like, full on mass, with wafers and stuff? Or just a prayer from the dude in the collar?
Non-adherents are not obliged to participate in either, I note, they are just supposed to sit quietly and not roll their eyes. And feel free to sip your coffee if necessary to keep your face from bashing into your presumably still empty plate.
Waiting through an unadvertised full mass for my grub would probably tick me off a bit.
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09-15-2003, 05:51 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Serious request for information
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Zoloft. Anorgasmia.
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couldn't wait another day-and-a-half until RP double-posts herself into the K? welcome back. |
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09-15-2003, 05:51 PM
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#23261
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Mass at brunch?
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Originally posted by Watchtower
When did a few minutes with God do you any harm?
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When I'm hungover and need coffee immediately. Instead, I got a large spoonful of god. Actually, it wouldn't have bothered me at all if someone had mentioned it before I got there. I was god-ambushed.
And I never try to sell people Not-god, so I deserve the same respect.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-15-2003, 05:51 PM
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#23262
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Not form Hravard
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Frkaeign amzanig huh?
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09-15-2003, 05:52 PM
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#23263
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Mass at brunch?
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Like, full on mass, with wafers and stuff? Or just a prayer from the dude in the collar?
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Wafers, wine and everything.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-15-2003, 05:54 PM
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#23264
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Not form Hravard
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Frkaeign amzanig huh?
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so that's why paigow's posts make sense to me? |
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09-15-2003, 05:54 PM
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#23265
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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bilmore and wonk outed
Actually, my former boss loks exactly like Hank Kingsley. Has the same voice too. Cunt.
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