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Berry Hunter · 10-16-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

{long post about southern Red Sox 'fans', circumcised to relevant part}

Go soak your hair in bleach and paint your fingernails. Suck my dick.

This answers so many questions. Well, at least one.

10-16-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Spot on!

Well, nineteen out of twenty fbers cant be wrong. One fber says I should see him again. But she wants stories. Now how do I edump this guy? Do I tell him that I am racist and dont date cognitive minorirites?

barely_legal · 10-16-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, nineteen out of twenty fbers cant be wrong. One fber says I should see him again. But she wants stories. Now how do I edump this guy? Do I tell him that I am racist and dont date cognitive minorirites?

Tell him how much you love him and want to have his babies. That'll get rid of him, and you don't even have to be the bad guy.

Shape Shifter · 10-16-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What are you talking about? I love my job.

TM

I was going to respond that I think this places you in the minority but then I realized I'd have to give shout outs to e/o and coltrane. Unless this is what's meant by cognitive minority.

taxwonk · 10-16-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, nineteen out of twenty fbers cant be wrong. One fber says I should see him again. But she wants stories. Now how do I edump this guy? Do I tell him that I am racist and dont date cognitive minorirites?

Yes. But be sure to make him feel better by telling him you admired his perspicacity.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-16-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now how do I edump this guy?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-16-2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Please, don't give Bilmore any ideas. Nobody needs to see that.

No one would be able to tell that the ass was cut out of his pants. It would just look like a pair of tight pants with two large, dark, hairy circles on the back.

TM

SlaveNoMore · 10-16-2003, 06:13 PM

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NotFromHere
Seattle Lesbian & Gay Film Festival...

If you miss SmackTown so much, why don't you justy move back there already? I'm sure the 16 year old at Starbucks still remembers your order.

s4e

fufu · 10-16-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, nineteen out of twenty fbers cant be wrong. One fber says I should see him again. But she wants stories. Now how do I edump this guy? Do I tell him that I am racist and dont date cognitive minorirites?

Yes.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-16-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was going to respond that I think this places you in the minority but then I realized I'd have to give shout outs to e/o and coltrane. Unless this is what's meant by cognitive minority.

Concupiscent minority

fufu · 10-16-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one would be able to tell that the ass was cut out of his pants. It would just look like a pair of tight pants with two large, dark, hairy circles on the back.

TM

Thank you for this ugly mental Polaroid.

10-16-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

An fb first- the collective dump. thanks guys!

now the funny thing is I already mentioned twice how I do not really like the re lines, that cognitive minority made no sense and that he was way too intellectual and that I am just a lightweight who enjoys watching reality tv and doesnt like to think much about anything and therefore we were not compatible. bc unlike him,. my intellect did not measure my intelligence. His reply was that we were exactly alike bc he is always tyring to turn his brain off and that he would love to watch reality tv with me. (now that I type this i realize that sounds really condescending, though it did not occur to me at the time that it was). then he suggested we talk and go out and stuff. He is gonna be that person from Seinfeld who won't accept being dumped.

when he asked me out for tongith I was like "sorry. cant. hanging with someone else."/ then I wrote to say I forgot my yankee manners and said that I could not bc I was seeing soemoen else, Thanks anyway. He told me I am so funny.

pompous ass please, I am bieng a bitch.

god.

NotFromHere · 10-16-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, nineteen out of twenty fbers cant be wrong. One fber says I should see him again. But she wants stories. Now how do I edump this guy? Do I tell him that I am racist and dont date cognitive minorirites?

Tell him that you are his cognitive superincumbent and that he needn't be so supercilious.
That'll send him racing for the dictionary.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-16-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In a world in which Boston College and FSU can be part of the same athletic conference, all bets are off.

Can I just say, I'm amazed at your restraint in not posting about this for so long. I was starting to worry that you'd had some sort of head injury, or had gotten locked in your office restroom or something.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-16-2003, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
He's a dog. He does nothing but loaf. Ramirez loafs on the bases, in the field. He loafs all the time. For all the money he makes, he should buy a book about how the game is played.
To be honest, I hope the Yankees kill the Red Sox, embarrass them, 18-0. I hope I never have to watch Ramirez play again. That's what a dog he is."

ex-Yankees great Graig Nettles

s4e

Manny clearly made a deal with the devil. Watch him swing. He doesn't even look at the ball. He's looking somewhere in left field or something. It's like he knows the devil will let him get a hit every third at-bat, so he just swings...