Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
If we are going to do the Festivus pinning of an FBer, can we please aim it at the truly deserving? Like say, a certain narcissitic megalomaniacal mental midget in need of a stroke?

Are you still here, hag?

[Alex_de_Large]

10 Ads americans won't see.

The Naked Olympics is my favorite.

spree: like to Ad Age (free registration required)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's not creepy. It's the same as any other gift.

I agree it's not creepy, but I don't think it's the same as any other gift. I think the gift-giver might feel somewhat possessive over the boobs if he give them as a gift. Might complicate any pre-existing jealousy issues in a relationship.

When I was on one of my periodic "I must get fake tits" phases, a plastic surgeon I consulted with kept asking me about my relationship with my husband and who would be paying for them. When I finally asked him why he was asking me all these (I thought) irrelevant questions, he said that sometimes when husbands pay for them, they get all control-freaky about them, which can complicate a relationship.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I agree it's not creepy, but I don't think it's the same as any other gift. I think the gift-giver might feel somewhat possessive over the boobs if he give them as a gift. Might complicate any pre-existing jealousy issues in a relationship.

When I was on one of my periodic "I must get fake tits" phases, a plastic surgeon I consulted with kept asking me about my relationship with my husband and who would be paying for them. When I finally asked him why he was asking me all these (I thought) irrelevant questions, he said that sometimes when husbands pay for them, they get all control-freaky about them, which can complicate a relationship.

"You're going out with your friends? Okay, I'll take those."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Much as I despise mmmmm (and I do), this is cyberspace, not America, and people should feel free to spell how they wish.

It seems you and DS are in agreement on this point.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It works.

Suck (it) up.

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Somebody shoot Heffner and get a new editor for that rag. Old Yeller's way past his sell by date.

Isn't Hef (one f in Hefner) only a figurehead anyway? Maybe he gets to look at the pictures and bang a Playmate or two, but I don't think he does anything.

There have been some editor shakeups, something about some guy who used to run a lad mag and is now gone or leaving and some new guy. Where's atticus's google finger when you need it?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
10 Ads americans won't see.

The Naked Olympics is my favorite.

spree: like to Ad Age (free registration required)

Wasn't part of the Britney/Pink gladiator ad aired last year during the Super Bowl??

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Re Jonathan and Victoria on TAR, if her skin gets any worse from his pockmark-creating acid-spittle and her face lift slides anymore, I may have to stop jacking off to the January 1996 issue of Playboy.

Missageinist! Shovanist!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Puh-lease, douche bag. Go back to watching your Tivo'd reality TV reruns.

Is this the next big thing in whining? Or is this your attempt at remaking yourself?

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Besides, all we've seen so far is verbal abuse. That push was nothing without the verbal abuse leading up to it. If they had been messing around and he pushed her that hard, no one would be saying anything.*

Dissent. He pushed her in anger when he was out of control. He could have just as easily decked her. Maybe he does when he gets that pissed when they're not on tv. It's all about context. Just because he could have done that while they were messing around doesn't make it ok. That's like saying "If they have been having boxing and he punched her in the gut, no one would be saying anything."

I _was_ impressed that he knew where the clutch is on a Trabant. A third pedal to the _left_ of the brake!?! That's crazy. Damn, it's a good thing he has that Ferrari!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Wasn't part of the Britney/Pink gladiator ad aired last year during the Super Bowl??

Not sure. The rest of the Trojan Games videos are worth seeing.

spree: it's Tojan's promotional site in the UK. You'll see bare ass.

[Fugee]

Letters:

One of my cousins writes Christmas letters that tend toward the melodramatic (my brother & I have done dramatic readings of past ones). This cousin told my sister about a TMI letter she got from a friend. The friend apparently went into much detail about the family's ailments over the past year including her yeast infection and the fact that it was getting better so she only had to put the cream on the "outside" now.

I'm hoping this was a bogus letter dummied up just for my cousin. Otherwise, eeeeuuuuw.

TAR:

There was an older abusive husband a season or so ago and I thought I'd never loathe a player more than him but Jonathan makes him look like Mr. Nice Guy. In fact I'm hoping they never cast anyone more hateful because it would spoil the show for me.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this the next big thing in whining? Or is this your attempt at remaking yourself?

TM

Are you fucking kidding? And here I thought I was the one who hadn't been paying attention for the past year and a half.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Fugee
Letters:

One of my cousins writes Christmas letters that tend toward the melodramatic (my brother & I have done dramatic readings of past ones). This cousin told my sister about a TMI letter she got from a friend. The friend apparently went into much detail about the family's ailments over the past year including her yeast infection and the fact that it was getting better so she only had to put the cream on the "outside" now.

I know someone who created a web page about her conception and pregnancy. The best part is her discussion about discovering she was actually pregnant. Highlights include her confession that she thought she was just constipated but the Metamucil wasn't helping, and how she couldn't believe she was pregnant because she and her husband had only had sex the one time in the previous two months.