imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[bilmore]

This is, I guess, for real. A reunion worthy of the name. Gotta go.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl...tory/National/

Though, I'm disappointed they sent him to jail the first time.

It's a news article about some guy masturbating and his asshole neighbors.

I had a friend who was arrested in Arlington Va for about the exact same thing. (A friend-not Hank- honest) and I told him he should argue they should arrest the people looking into his windows. Looking into people's windows with binoculars is still illegal isn't it?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think everyone will mostly agree that I don't ask for much. Well I'm asking for something now.

Would someone go to www.shotstone.com and buy the curling game so that I can have someone to play against? The program allows for multi-player gaming, but you have to know your opponent's IP address, and there don't seem to be any websites that list people serving games. Bad shotstone, bad.

It's a really good curling game, but the computer's a little dim on strategy. It took me about 5 games to get the hang of it, but I've now beat the novice level and the advanced level in two straight games, so I'm feeling cocky. Maybe we could have our very own lawtalkers bonspiel!

Oh yeah, and I dibs PEI's sweet green unis.

Before I buy it- would you let me know if there are options on broom texture? I ain't no Toronto-fied synthetic bristle techno. I am OG Western Ontario Hog-bristle schooled. When was the last time a Toronto skip captained a winner in the WCC? Exactly-

Originally posted by bilmore
This is, I guess, for real. A reunion worthy of the name. Gotta go.

Thought you said you were off the 'shrooms?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ironweed
Thought you said you were off the 'shrooms?

Special occasion. I even pulled out the Stratocaster and the Frontman when I saw this poster.

Man, is THAT ever a quick way to piss off the wife.

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...30/wgerm30.xml

'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits'

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services'' at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.

Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe.

She received a letter from the job centre telling her that an employer was interested in her "profile'' and that she should ring them. Only on doing so did the woman, who has not been identified for legal reasons, realise that she was calling a brothel.

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit. Last month German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million, taking the number out of work to its highest since reunification in 1990.

[Alex_de_Large]

Hope you like crepes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Best and worst in the same movie -- Keanu Reeves in the Devil's Advocate... totally unbelievable as hotshot young trial lawyer who's never lost a case, absolutely believable as the Spawn of Satan.

Keanu Reeves as anyone else not named "Keanu Reeves". Actually, it's fairly uncomfortable watching him be himself.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Keanu Reeves as anyone else not named "Keanu Reeves". Actually, it's fairly uncomfortable watching him be himself.

Dissent. I thought he was pretty good as Bill. Or Ted. Whichever. And I think that was pretty much watching him be himself.

Originally posted by Anttwat
Not so much. It's just that the orange ones seem to be more prone to eating themselves into morbid obesity. And they like to be photographed.

and I cant believe i just typed that word but are you going to be posting to any interesting gossip or should I just put you on Ignore?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Saw it on fark.com.

He has starred in such moveis as:

Brittany Speared

Cheeks & Thong's Up In Stroke

Everybody Loves Big Boobies

Guess Who's Coming To Blow Me?

Midnight Librarians

Oops I Came On Your Tits

All Anal on the Western Front

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and I cant believe i just typed that word but are you going to be posting to any interesting gossip or should I just put you on Ignore?

Well, gossip's not really my schtick, but...

Jeffrey Jah, an owner of celeb hot spot Lotus, gave the lowdown on clients such as Tobey Maguire, Joaquin Phoenix, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

Jah was asked by the publication Veja which celebrities drank too much. The restaurateur replied that he had to send Joaquin Phoenix home once and that Paris Hilton had to be carried home from her own party. When asked if anyone ever had to be booted from the Manhattan restaurant, Jah said Courtney Love (shocking). Also Mark Wahlberg — twice.

Jah also revealed that he nearly had altercations with Jay-Z and Puff Daddy. And he said that when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were married, the couple once had a big fight in the kitchen and went home separately. Naomi Campbell, Puff Daddy and Paris Hilton don’t like to pay their checks, he claimed.

When asked who are the most annoying customers, our translator reports that Jah replied, “My friend Naomi Campbell always wants the best table, even if it’s already taken by other celebrities and she’s a drama queen. There are some who won’t be in the same VIP room, like Tobey Maguire, who will not sit near Joaquin Phoenix, or David Blaine, who won’t sit with David Copperfield.”

eta - jury selection starts for Michael Jackson's trial today. He's going to jail. Hopefully this stops him from having any additional surgery to what's left of his nose.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Saw it on fark.com.

He has starred in such moveis as:

Brittany Speared

Cheeks & Thong's Up In Stroke

Everybody Loves Big Boobies

Guess Who's Coming To Blow Me?

Midnight Librarians

Oops I Came On Your Tits

All Anal on the Western Front

Wow, that's classy. I wonder if they'll holiday in Jamaica? On a completely different note, what it the etiquette when fucking a pornstar re: condom use? Is it impolite* to ask him to roll one on?


AdL

*Regardless of whether or not it's impolite, I would suspect it's pretty fucking essential to do so, but then again what do I know.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dissent. I thought he was pretty good as Bill. Or Ted. Whichever. And I think that was pretty much watching him be himself.

Which pretty much makes it impossible to say "Keanu" without the Bill (or Ted) inflection. Say it. Keaaaanuuuu.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Wow, that's classy. I wonder if they'll holiday in Jamaica? On a completely different note, what it the etiquette when fucking a pornstar re: condom use? Is it impolite* to ask him to roll one on?


AdL

*Regardless of whether or not it's impolite, I would suspect it's pretty fucking essential to do so, but then again what do I know.

Sweetie, until you've both been tested and THEN been monogamous for at least a few months, it's never impolite to ask him to roll one on.