Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by Anttwat
I think the rest of the board will agree that I'm mostly right when I say that Paigow has a very good point and you need to un-gross your posts or suffer being ignored by the rest of us.

What's gross about worshipping the female breast in all its many facets and functionalities? And speaking of gross, your moniker.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
At eighteen fucking months, YOU are the solid food.

{Sigh.} I've fought this fight before, and don't really feel the need to get into it again. However, I don't give much credence to the conventional parenting wisdom of people whose own mothers bottle-fed them based on medical advice that turned out to be totally fucking wrong and who now, as a result, think breastfeeding is embarassing, inconvenient, or "squicky" because they grew up in a culture that has forgotten what breasts are for. It's sad that America alone, with its supposedly progressive thinking on women, falls prey to a 1950s mentality WRT this.

As for Brazen's concern, by 18 months nursing is usually only undertaken first thing in the morning, before bedtime, or immediately after a nap. It's also a lot more efficiently done, so the inconvenience of it is absolutely nil if you're in the same room as the child.

As for the reptile's concern, my child had teeth at four months and learned pretty quickly that there was no food to be had if you bite the teat that feeds you. An 18-month-old who bites while nursing should be put down as too stupid to live.

As for RP's concern, several Grinchy in-laws are regularly seen sucking down cocktails while lactating, but I think they're too square for blow.

Duwhatchulike. I'm just saying that the weight loss benefits for the Mom are a bonus to the immune boost for the kid.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
FYI, I know you're not serious

Dude, I'm as serious as a pair of bouncing baby DDs!

Originally posted by pony_trekker

Making a kid suck your tits at 5 is incest and child molestation.

How about making your lover do it at 31? Criminally kinky?

Originally posted by pony_trekker


She did have nice nipples, though.

Stop, you're giving me wood!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by lactation lover
Dude, I'm as serious as a pair of bouncing baby DDs!




How about making your lover do it at 31? Criminally kinky?




Stop, you're giving me wood!

Enough.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by purse junkie
There was a woman on Oprah once who nursed her kids past age 8.

That's gotta do some damage, if only from other kids beating you up on the playground for being a freak.

that's the kid whose babysitter turned her in for "abusive" behavior. I think we did this discussion as well. What is this, repeat day. Babysitter said that not only was she breastfeeding at little league, she was sleeping naked with him in the bed (not sexual she says) and bathing with him. And yes, he was being harassed at school cuz mom was breastfeeding at little league. She even went on to say that she didn't even think she was producing "anything" anymore, however, she said she would let him stop when he wanted to.
I think he was removed from her custody. She had a lot of issues.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
{Sigh.} I've fought this fight before, and don't really feel the need to get into it again. However, I don't give much credence to the conventional parenting wisdom of people whose own mothers bottle-fed them based on medical advice that turned out to be totally fucking wrong and who now, as a result, think breastfeeding is embarassing, inconvenient, or "squicky" because they grew up in a culture that has forgotten what breasts are for. It's sad that America alone, with its supposedly progressive thinking on women, falls prey to a 1950s mentality WRT this.

I see what you're saying here - it's a mammal thing, I wouldn't understand. Whatever.

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by lactation lover
What's gross about worshipping the female breast in all its many facets and functionalities? And speaking of gross, your moniker.

YOU have a problem with MY moniker you fucking freak?
What the hell?
Clean up your act.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Enough.

TM

After seeing all this lactation discussion, I just did a little Google search on the subject and ran across some pretty wild photos.

The chicks in the photos are totally spraying like two feet or so! Is that fucking possible? I always thought that you had to suck the stuff out... I had no idea it could be squirted into the air like Windex? Since I have NO fucking intention of knocking my wife up any time soon as I'm still at the age where I find children and responsibility of children impossible to reconcile with my life, and therefore cannot find out for myself, I'd like to know... Is this squirting gig really possible or are these photos altered?

S(if its real, they should hold distance contests... porn like that would sell like hot-cakes...)D

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by Anttwat
YOU have a problem with MY moniker you fucking freak?
What the hell?
Clean up your act.

Referencing the genitalia of an insect in your moniker is psychotic. On the opposite hand, my act is limited to that which occurs between consenting adults. Consenting. Human. Adults.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
ANd then my brain froze.

Eighteen fucking months?!?! Is there anyone out there that really does this?

Last spring I met a woman who proudly announced to me that her son still breastfed even though he was almost 3. <<<shiver>>>

[Dualit]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Thanks for bringing back the old avatar. It made my day.

Dua(pardon me while I remain seated for a while)lit

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Anttwat
YOU have a problem with MY moniker you fucking freak?
What the hell?
Clean up your act.

Exactly what does your moniker mean? Should i take it to literally mean you have an interest in insect genitalia?

If its some stupid chat board abbrevation like IMHO or some crap like that, get a new name. Internet abbreviations suck.

S(Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy)D

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
After seeing all this lactation discussion, I just did a little Google search on the subject and ran across some pretty wild photos.
Is this squirting gig really possible or are these photos altered?

One word. Yes. YES...YES YES OH YES! Thank you ma'am, may I have another!

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield porn like that would sell like hot-cakes...)

You are not looking hard enough or in the right aisles at the Pleasure Chest.

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by lactation lover
Referencing the genitalia of an insect in your moniker is psychotic. On the opposite hand, my act is limited to that which occurs between consenting adults. Consenting. Human. Adults.

Consenting freaks, that is.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Dualit
Thanks for bringing back the old avatar. It made my day.

Dua(pardon me while I remain seated for a while)lit

Yes, I missed it too. You can thank GWINKY.