Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

Originally posted by Anne Elk

Junior (if there was one) would never be allowed to join in one of Michael's sleepovers. What kind of parents allow their kids to do that?

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Anne
And if Jermaine is so upset about this, he can let his kids sleepover and comfort Uncle Mike.

If you wantched the today show, you would hear a twenty minute expose on what parents would. Boy is that show a POS. They have the longest segments on the most useless, trivial shit. Today it was areally long piece on the Dixie Chicks. Who CARES? ANd then they were out with the proles wearing cat in the hat hats. fuck off. that show just totally sucks. its as if Inside Access thought it was Sixty Minutes And how is Al Roker a weatherman? Does he actually do anything besdies stand around joking with the proles?

but Mike Myers aws on it today for all of two seconds and he was hilarious. I dont need spoiler space for the Today w do I? Anyway, Katie was spewing saccharine about how cute the kiddies in the Cat movie are, and then she said and everyone else is cute too. Which was a flub by her. So Myers busts her and goes, "Yes Alec Baldwin is veyr cute. And so smart for his age. " Funniest thing I have heard in awhile.

and one more thought, while visting Infirmation yesterday to read about Csquares fabulous nips, lingerie and conversion of her mother to thongs, I stumbled across inanna. INANNA. whose dad jerks off to computer porn. Which one of you is inanna? Anne Elk or fufu?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

My next five would be

4. Play golf at Augusta

I will prepare the guest room immediately for your arrival. I just finished putting new wood floors in there -- in your honor, apparently. I shall rush out right away for a new duvet cover (the current one has some sort of something on it that I can't seem to wash out -- TM?).



p.s. You aren't allergic to cats, are you?

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And neither Michael nor his people have done anything to discourage people from claiming he molested their kids by 1.) paying out $20m plus or whatever it was to the last accuser in 1993; and more importantly 2.) failing to stop engaging in behavior with kids that puts him in a position where he can be accused.

On CNN the other night, Johnnie Cochran, without saying what he advised Michael, seemed to express frustration that he wasn't able to convince Michael in 1993 to change his behavior to avoid exposure (no pun intended) like this...

Have you noticed that Johnnie Cochran doesnt speak in excited rhymes anymore?

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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I must be wrong on the sympathy bit.

Love your new by-line. You've really done a lot with that dog in the basket.

This is Sharon Tate right? The pic looks a little modern for someone who died in 1969. SHe is/was absolutely beautiful. I think we can all agree on that.

And Sharon was killed about seven years or so before the child molestation. I am sure Hollywood shrugs bc its something that surely some of these folks have done themselves, and probably with eagerly consenting starfucking little girls who arent old enough to know better.

edited to remove large picture. e/o

[bold_n_brazen]

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Was Rupert like the most clueless survivor ever? Did he ever watch this game before? His farewell speech was one of the most pathetic things I've ever witnessed. "They don't like me... I never fit in." How un-self-aware! They voted you off becaus eyou were a threat, you big moron. Because you ran around acting like Rupert, the Benevolent, tender to all the masses so long as they didn't diss you in some way.

And Lil? WTF? Has she never watched this game? Either she is the dumbest survivor ever, or she is one hell of an actress. "I don't want to lie..." Ohmigod!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is Sharon Tate right?

Sharon and Roman

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is Sharon Tate right?

60's starlets did not sweat. it wasn't classy.
this is Sharon:

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you noticed that Johnnie Cochran doesnt speak in excited rhymes anymore?

Probably because he's not taking criminal cases anymore...

Originally posted by tmdiva
Am I the only one here who's done the camel riding at the pyramids? Heck, I've even done camel racing. I went back later on a friend's recommendation to ride a horse around the pyramids, but the camels were way more fun.

tm

bitch please, I have slept with a camel. And I assure you, they are not more fun.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
But I won't be alone -- supposedly, many people use the climb to conquer their fear.

And I'm fucking out of Ambien.

I am terrified of heights -- when I went through the list, anything that had heights involved, was met with a NFW. However, I might do that bridge climb if they make it really safe or something. What does Ambien do anyway?

The only thing I've done that no one else seems to have mentioned is the Concorde flight (didn't they ground all the concordes anyway? I guess no one can do it now!)

Most of the things I would like to do involve the observation of various animals in the wild. I suppose a safari could take care of both "safari" and "elephants" (if you go to gorilla habitats, is it still called a safari? Do they do safaris in India to see tigers? Am I reading too much into this?)

The most likely things on the lists I will do are: Galapagos (trip planned already!), Disneyworld (eh -- but the kids will like it) and Vegas. I'm a little nervous about the polar bears though. Apparently (according to my "Grizzly Adams" cousin who lives in Alaska), the polar bear is the only species in the animal kingdom that hunt humans (as opposed to just defending themselves or their young by killing humans -- lots of species do that, obviously.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
I am terrified of heights -- when I went through the list, anything that had heights involved, was met with a NFW. However, I might do that bridge climb if they make it really safe or something. What does Ambien do anyway?

The Ambien thing was sort of a non sequitur -- it's a prescription sleep aid. My post was at 12:30AM.

They do seem to make the bridge climb really safe. Harnesses, a static line, and guides, etc. Maybe after doing the bridge walk I would have the guts to sky dive, which is the only other height oriented activity that seems worth overcoming the fear for and will be short enough in duration to be tolerable.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Ok, now, somebody remind me about why this is more evil than what Roman Polanski did?

Certainly, more titllating to the media, since there's a race angle, a sick kid angle, a homosexuality angle and he's a bigger star. But Michael is alleged to have fondled, right? And Roman is alleged to have sodomized a 14 year old while she was unconscious from drugs he gave her, right?

I just want to make sure that I understand this all...

Read the affidavit on the Smoking Gun.com.

Roman gets a pass because he's a garden variety sleezebag. Old men have been trying to fuck barely legal girls forever. Ain't a robust male alive who doesn't glance at a cute young girl in a Catholic School uniform and say "Oh, yeh... like a fuckin' rock star" to himself. I don't look at McCauley Culkin type kids and think "God, I'd love to have my hand in his tidy whiteys." Home Alone is not a jack off flick for 99.9% of males. Also, chicks mature earlier. A 14 year old girl can look many years beyond her age and can be rather developed. And people can accept her as sexy (See: tax Driver). A 14 year old boy is a lanky mess with a cracking voice and bad acne. Gay, straight, whatever you are... a barely pubescent boy simply cannot be sexy. Its just nasty.

My theory is Michale wants to be a young girl. His cosmetic surgery is all aimed at making him a young girl, so he's doing what a young girl might... er, more appropriately, what he thinks a young girl would do. I can't recall any 13 year old girls masturbating in front of me or giving me hand jobs when I was 13. But maybe Michale lived in a different neighborhood than me...

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[ltl/fb]

Every time I see the name of that thread (which is every time I'm on the home page, right now) I think it's about something totally different. Then I remember it is about money and am disappointed.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Every time I see the name of that thread (which is every time I'm on the home page, right now) I think it's about something totally different. Then I remember it is about money and am disappointed.

I can rename it. Suggestions?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
60's starlets did not sweat. it wasn't classy.
this is Sharon:

Note: Other photo was of Emman. Seignor, current Polanski spouse.

Classy, sophisticated, not a fat ass, willing to overlook minor indiscretions like STATUTORY RAPE. What a woman.