It's all about me

[Dave]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I for one constantly read other people's PMs. It's how I spend my days. I filter through all the text, dreamily reading people's personal communications. Then I print them out, take them home, put them on my bed, and make love with my g/f on top of them. This is cause I get so turned on by the hot, steamy exchanges of the FB denizens.

I love the soap opera that is the FB, especially the super secret exhange of PMs. Most especially your PMs Paigow.

I think I'll write a book - The Erotic Secrets of the FB

I was going to point out that the above is so hot, but it's too obvious.

You might want to think about getting the "Best of Paigow" printed on a set of sheets. Reduces paper cuts 90%, or so I've heard.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Ricky Williams now says his desire to continue smoking marijuana was one of the many reasons he retired. Also says he recently failed a third drug test and was facing a 4-game suspension, after continuing to smoke pot while appealing a second positive test in May.

Notably, he says that he had decided to retire in May after receiving the second notification. The Dolphins, however, were not informed of the decision until a few days ago and were unaware of the third positive test.

Link

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Friend: Jason's dick is like a pyramid
me: ?
friend: big at the bottom pointy on top, also kind of square
me: geometric wonder
me again: sharp edges?
friend: ouch! no
me: a big pyramid - 7th wonder of the world?
friend: no
me: too bad
me again: I want to see this pyramid dick
friend: tonight we'll tell him you want to join in - ha
me: ok parteee!
friend: Tony looks like Corky
me: who is Corky
friend: Life Goes On
me: I think he's cute

The best of both worlds:



Penske told me this guy has a pyramid dick.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The best of both worlds:

http://www.toddsautographarena.com/j...burkesmall.JPG

Penske told me this guy has a pyramid dick.

TM

Funny that the name of the guy who has Corky's autograph is Todd.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Funny that the name of the guy who has Corky's autograph is Todd.

I think it's more odd, but I may be missing something.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's more odd, but I may be missing something.

And that Tony [Stark?] is the guy who looked like Corky. Things that make you go "hmmmmmmm."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I watched part of it. Wasn't planning to, but I heard an NPR (!!) interview with the creator of the show (who also did the documentary about this exploration period (I forget the name of it) for Amish youth), and it piqued my curiousity. That coupled with the fact that all my Sat-Tues Tivoed shows were jacked up, led me to channel surfing last night and I happened to see that it was on about halfway through the show.

Let me tell you something about this guy. When a guy who's made a documentary enters into a contract with a movie studio granting them movie rights about the subject of his documentary, and then makes a deal with a sister company of the movie studio to do a reality show based on the exact same subject as the documentary/feature movie, well, what you get then is a lot of lawyers spending a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell to do.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Let me tell you something about this guy. When a guy who's made a documentary enters into a contract with a movie studio granting them movie rights about the subject of his documentary, and then makes a deal with a sister company of the movie studio to do a reality show based on the exact same subject as the documentary/feature movie, well, what you get then is a lot of lawyers spending a lot of time trying to figure out what the hell to do.

I'd think that you'd do a serious amount of cross-marketing. Maybe have him appear on NPR (!!) and talk about both projects. No?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Anyone ever taken part in a medical research study - no drugs being tested - just a study on fitness, exercise, body composition - stuff like that. It's ongoing, like over a number of years. Does it take up much of your time - otherwise a pain in the ass? I'm thinking it might be interesting.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Anyone ever taken part in a medical research study - no drugs being tested - just a study on fitness, exercise, body composition - stuff like that. It's ongoing, like over a number of years. Does it take up much of your time - otherwise a pain in the ass? I'm thinking it might be interesting.

what's the sample size?






alright. I think I'm done with that one now. please stop tempting me, you vixen.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Because this is a slow day and because I'm curious to hear the creative answers, set forth below (ha. I'm fucking losing it) is a poll you may find of interest.

POLL: Name something you would never do again and tell us why.

I will never give my (correct) cell phone number to the woman putting the firm directory together again. Partners can't seem to tell the difference between an extension number and a cell phone number (not to mention the problems they have telling the difference between Wednesday and Saturday or AM and PM).

I learned this one long, long ago: If I were going to cheat, I would never tell someone that my situation is different than it actually is. All parties must go into any such transaction with their eyes wide open. That said, I no longer cheat. Yeah, I'm an angel.

I will never go to the politics board again. 'Nuff said.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I will never go to the politics board again. 'Nuff said.

TM

You're missing all the fun now that sebby's over there.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because this is a slow day and because I'm curious to hear the creative answers, set forth below (ha. I'm fucking losing it) is a poll you may find of interest.

POLL: Name something you would never do again and tell us why.

I will never give my (correct) cell phone number to the woman putting the firm directory together again. Partners can't seem to tell the difference between an extension number and a cell phone number (not to mention the problems they have telling the difference between Wednesday and Saturday or AM and PM).

I learned this one long, long ago: If I were going to cheat, I would never tell someone that my situation is different than it actually is. All parties must go into any such transaction with their eyes wide open. That said, I no longer cheat. Yeah, I'm an angel.

I will never go to the politics board again. 'Nuff said.

TM

I will never again fuck anybody that I met on the internet. Wait, that's a little too broad. I will never again fuck anybody that I met through this board.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because this is a slow day and because I'm curious to hear the creative answers, set forth below (ha. I'm fucking losing it) is a poll you may find of interest.

POLL: Name something you would never do again and tell us why.

I will never give my (correct) cell phone number to the woman putting the firm directory together again. Partners can't seem to tell the difference between an extension number and a cell phone number (not to mention the problems they have telling the difference between Wednesday and Saturday or AM and PM).

I learned this one long, long ago: If I were going to cheat, I would never tell someone that my situation is different than it actually is. All parties must go into any such transaction with their eyes wide open. That said, I no longer cheat. Yeah, I'm an angel.

I will never go to the politics board again. 'Nuff said.

TM

did you do this on purpose?

two words, stubbly balls

[robustpuppy]

ThurgreedMarshall
That said, I no longer cheat.

barely
I will never again fuck anybody that I met on the internet. Wait, that's a little too broad. I will never again fuck anybody that I met through this board.

Yeah, we'll see what happens if I get both of you to ACL.

My pretties.