Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Is the BF still living at your place?

He is out tomorrow. I have mixed feelings about the whole thing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The hockey player from a year or so ago has resurfaced and is looking really really hot. His voice is kind of scratchy and annoying though. I'm just going to imagine he has a small penis and try to forget about him. Fuck. My boyfriend is getting on my nerves a little these days too. Fuck fuck fuck.

You should make them fight over you. Kickboxing. You can judge.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You should make them fight over you. Kickboxing. You can judge.

Now that sounds like fun. Capital idea, Coltrane.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cuckold
Ah, I see. Perhaps not a completely disinterested question? If so, I am flattered.

If I were on the West Coast, I would have considered coming calling, but as it is I'm pursuing an interesting option.

I have gotten some in the recent past, and hope on getting more in the near future.

That wasn't an offer. I just like everyone to be getting some. It makes for a happier world.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He is out tomorrow. I have mixed feelings about the whole thing.

When did he move in? You work fast.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now that sounds like fun. Capital idea, Coltrane.

Coltrane is a fun guy; a mushroom if you will.

What ever happened to our love?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He is out tomorrow. I have mixed feelings about the whole thing.

"the whole thing" = him moving out, or "the whole thing" = your relationship?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Coltrane is a fun guy; a mushroom if you will.

What ever happened to our love?

The horsedung breath got to you.

Do magic mushrooms grow only in magical horseshit?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I thought he was fucking RT. This is all so confusing.

I hope you and Sebby aren't so easily led (or misled) IRL.

Or am I whiffing?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
"the whole thing" = him moving out, or "the whole thing" = your relationship?

"the whole thing" = fucking the hockey player

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The horsedung breath got to you.

Do magic mushrooms grow only in magical horseshit?

Unicorn shit.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can call me that from now on, mothafuckuz.

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

Aahh. Back to the old tried-and-true "Pimp Name Generator" site.

This managed to get a chuckle:

"One of the things most hype about being an elevated player is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your money always remember to yell while you're beating them down. "No <Insert Pimp Name>! Please don't beat me down <Insert Pimp Name>! I left my money in my other pants <Insert Pimp Name>!"

"See what I mean?"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I hope you and Sebby aren't so easily led (or misled) IRL.

Or am I whiffing?

If you ask if you whiffed, you automatically whiff (even if you actually hadn't whiffed).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"the whole thing" = fucking the hockey player

3some?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This used to be the mark of a man who knows good clothes. Present translation is "I have a 'problem body.'"* I'd avoid using that statement in fashiony circles...

Because I know fashion, mind you. I'm so hip I throb, pulse and all but spew chic in the face of everyone I meet.

*A buddy who's folks were in the clothing industry used this indistry term to describe a portly friend of ours once and its cracked me up ever since. I'm easily amused... He actually turned to our friend while we were in an open gym showwer and said 'Tom, you've got a problem body.' The dude nearly punched him for the comment. Good times.

I get it already. You're such a fop, you mistake your latent homosexuality for fashion quirks. Face up to it, Sebby. Go all Carson Kressley. It's the only way you'll ever be truly happy.