Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by spookyfish
St. Vincent de Paul is coming back from the dead in 15 months!

I'd better get my shit together.

A Catholic timmy? Is that you, Atticus, or just a brilliant disguise?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

So I'm going to a NYE party and the dress is "festive attire." What the hell is festive attire? I don't think it means black tie, because then it would say "black tie." So I guess it's a notch below black tie, but still sparkly or something. fuck. Any thoughts?

p.s. I don't wear pants, unless they are jeans, so that's out.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So I'm going to a NYE party and the dress is "festive attire." What the hell is festive attire? I don't think it means black tie, because then it would say "black tie." So I guess it's a notch below black tie, but still sparkly or something. fuck. Any thoughts?

p.s. I don't wear pants, unless they are jeans, so that's out.

That means it's time for you to put on that fat suit again! I think the blonde wig is optional.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by barely_legal
That means it's time for you to put on that fat suit again! I think the blonde wig is optional.

I am just going to dress up as a french maid. That ought to cause some festivity.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am just going to dress up as a french maid. That ought to cause some festivity.

Boobie tassels are festive.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am just going to dress up as a french maid. That ought to cause some festivity.

But a fat french maid, right?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So I'm going to a NYE party and the dress is "festive attire." What the hell is festive attire? I don't think it means black tie, because then it would say "black tie." So I guess it's a notch below black tie, but still sparkly or something. fuck. Any thoughts?

p.s. I don't wear pants, unless they are jeans, so that's out.

Festive means sparkly. You need to wear sparkly clothing. A gold sequined top and a short skirt with sparkly fabric woven into it. And a shiny, sparkly headband with rhinestones. And black shoes with shinly gold tinsel taped to them.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So I'm going to a NYE party and the dress is "festive attire." What the hell is festive attire? I don't think it means black tie, because then it would say "black tie." So I guess it's a notch below black tie, but still sparkly or something. fuck. Any thoughts?

p.s. I don't wear pants, unless they are jeans, so that's out.

Out here in the sticks, "festive attire" means sparkles and/or bright colors.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Festive means sparkly. You need to wear sparkly clothing. A gold sequined top and a short skirt with sparkly fabric woven into it. And a shiny, sparkly headband with rhinestones. And black shoes with shinly gold tinsel taped to them.

It is economical to visit a dollar store and purchase some goldesque and silveresque accordianesque bells to hang from your armpits. You can also get lots and lots (I am thinking 30+ screams "FESTIVE!!!") of goldesque and silveresque plated plastic bracelets from places like Claire's. Another good idea is to drape yourself in velvet - I hear ncs has some shirts. You could wear one on top and one with the arms as legs for a pair of make-shift pants.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It is economical to visit a dollar store and purchase some goldesque and silveresque accordianesque bells to hang from your armpits. You can also get lots and lots (I am thinking 30+ screams "FESTIVE!!!") of goldesque and silveresque plated plastic bracelets from places like Claire's. Another good idea is to drape yourself in velvet - I hear ncs has some shirts. You could wear one on top and one with the arms as legs for a pair of make-shift pants.

I forgot to mention make up with sparkles in it. That is super festive. Make up with sparkles in it says: "Kiss me at midnight because I am festive and will likely reward your kiss with no-strings-attached fellatio shortly after midnight!" At least that's the case in my experience. YMMV.*

*This is an automobile-related metaphor acronym.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am just going to dress up as a french maid. That ought to cause some festivity.

French maid is festive too. It says, "Kiss me at midnight and I will reward you kiss with no-stings-attached anal sex shortly after midnight!" At least that's the case in my experience. It is possible that your experiences may differ much the same way that automobiles of the same make and year may nonetheless have differing miles driven per gallon of gasoline consumed depending on driving conditions and other variables.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So I'm going to a NYE party and the dress is "festive attire." What the hell is festive attire? I don't think it means black tie, because then it would say "black tie." So I guess it's a notch below black tie, but still sparkly or something. fuck. Any thoughts?

p.s. I don't wear pants, unless they are jeans, so that's out.

I think the outfit in the avatar will work just fine.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
French maid is festive too. It says, "Kiss me at midnight and I will reward you kiss with no-stings-attached anal sex shortly after midnight!" At least that's the case in my experience.

So Gwink needs to bring a strap-on, as well? And to keep with the theme, it should be sparkly, right?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So Gwink needs to bring a strap-on, as well? And to keep with the theme, it should be sparkly, right?

Either covered with sparkles or, like the shoes, with shiny tinsel taped to it. I have always found that the tinsel tickles my nether regions, which is a bit distracting, but I have always tried to be accommodating about these sorts of things. sts, iykwimaittyd.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
French maid is festive too. It says, "Kiss me at midnight and I will reward you kiss with no-stings-attached anal sex shortly after midnight!" At least that's the case in my experience.

Are you going to post a photo of you in the French maid outfit or what?

TM