New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 158

robustpuppy · 10-16-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Helmet Kohl
Ve vill scheiße on your chest. But ve vill do it efficiently.

Very convincing accent and Germlish, Col. Klink!

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-16-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
"The Latinos we hired are better at baseball than the Latinos you hired."

Doesn't quite have the ring of "Mets suck, Red Sox suck, Box Seats suck," but then, what does?

I gotta ask, "So what?" Do you waste your time think up clever ways to say, "The Canadians we hired are better at hockey than the Europeans you hired?" Who fucking cares?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-16-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
since I haven't seen the movie since 1986, but an e-mail is going around that says the following:

In the 1986 movie Back to the Future 2 , there was a scene where the Christopher Lloyd Character is looking through the sports almanac and he happens to "look Back" at the 2003 World Series. He tells Michael J. Fox that the Boston Red Sox won the 2003 series by beating a Florida team. (what is even more amazing was that when the movie was made Florida didn't even have a baseball team then.)

I think it was the Cubs beating the Miami Gators or something.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-16-2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was going to respond that I think this places you in the minority but then I realized I'd have to give shout outs to e/o and coltrane. Unless this is what's meant by cognitive minority.

Good think you didn't. If you had, it would have been a whiff.

TM

The Daintiest Petunia · 10-16-2003, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I already admitted I lack creativity when I posted the link for costume ideas for the benefit of those of you similarly lacking. For that same crowd, here are some ideas for your jack-o-lantern. With apologies to The Daintiest Petunia, who has probably recevied this by email already.

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/

Apology accepted!!! Although I cannot tell whether it is really sincere, and I kind of suspect it is not, that is all fine and dandy too! Like I said before, I don't mind a good ribbing from you guys. And in a weird way, it just kind of makes me feel like I belong. I know this is kind of crazy, but I got a secret thrill earlier today when my screen name was in a subject line and it got repeated over and over!!!!!! Well, not so secret thrill any more! hahahaha

Kind of cheered my up from a somewhat bad day where opposing counsel was just being mean. But, I promised myself I would not stoop to his level and I kept my promise!!!!

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-16-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm also thinking that a decent thai restaurant is about 2500 miles away.

Actually, there's a good one in Portland, but don't tell anyone.

Shape Shifter · 10-16-2003, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good think you didn't. If you had, it would have been a whiff.

TM

See? All downhill. Thanks.

notcasesensitive · 10-16-2003, 07:45 PM

wondering aloud
what happened to the haikus
why so quiet Less?

dtb · 10-16-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Untrue. It's all in how you do it. Utter the phrase "cognitive minority" and you're a fucking ass hound. But if you say, "Why is everyone is so fucking stupid?" you're doing just fine.

TM

This is going to sound incredibly haughty and elitist (and shit), but if you're talking about "gen pop" the question "Why is everyone so fucking stupid?" is appropriately asked several times a day. (And in NYC, a minimum of 25 times.)

However, if you're talking about people with whom you socialize and/or go on dates with (which is what I was assuming for purposes of the question), one hopes that the question pops into your mind with less alarming frequency. If you think you're so much smarter than all your friends, I suppose you should be asking yourself why you're such a retard that you can't find more intelligent people to hang with.

(And TM, when you ask why people are so fucking stupid, I just KNOW you're not talking about me...)

[you have to imagine the chicken head-waggle, the hand on the hip and the finger wave to get my full meaning, if you know what I mean; and I think you do.]

robustpuppy · 10-16-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
[you have to imagine the chicken head-waggle, the hand on the hip and the finger wave to get my full meaning, if you know what I mean; and I think you do.]

Does this picture also include the sweater around the neck?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-16-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
wondering aloud
what happened to the haikus
why so quiet Less?

notcasesensitive
your self-image makes me sad
no talent assclown?

Not Less

dtb · 10-16-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does this picture also include the sweater around the neck?

You know it, sister!

Actually, that's more of a climate-control issue. As the weather has gotten cooler, there's no more sub-zero indoor/pizza-oven outdoor temperature swing, so the oh-so-fashionable, sweater-around-the-neck look has been stowed until warmer weather prevails once again.

I know, I know; it's difficult on everyone -- but be strong!