It's all about me - Page 158

ltl/fb · 07-29-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall IThat said, I no longer cheat. Yeah, I'm an angel.

When did this start? If you've been adhering to this rule for less than 2 years, I call bullshit.

barely_legal · 07-29-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah, we'll see what happens if I get both of you to ACL.

Stubbly balls?

SlaveNoMore · 07-29-2004, 04:08 PM

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barely_legal
I will never again fuck anybody that I met through this board.

Again?

Lucy 'splain.

SlaveNoMore · 07-29-2004, 04:10 PM

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ThurgreedMarshall
Because this is a slow day and because I'm curious to hear the creative answers, set forth below (ha. I'm fucking losing it) is a poll you may find of interest.

POLL: Name something you would never do again and tell us why.

I will never give my (correct) cell phone number to the woman putting the firm directory together again. Partners can't seem to tell the difference between an extension number and a cell phone number (not to mention the problems they have telling the difference between Wednesday and Saturday or AM and PM).

I learned this one long, long ago: If I were going to cheat, I would never tell someone that my situation is different than it actually is. All parties must go into any such transaction with their eyes wide open. That said, I no longer cheat. Yeah, I'm an angel.

I will never go to the politics board again. 'Nuff said.

TM

Did you do this on purpose?

three words, withered old bat

robustpuppy · 07-29-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Stubbly balls?

All I can say is that there's this song by Jack Johnson called "Bubbly Toes" that is forever changed for me.

Anne Elk · 07-29-2004, 04:12 PM

Catching up....

Revenge
The revenge is going nicely, thanks for asking. I was able to do some minor but annoying damage to various e-mail accounts and send requests for gay porn from his account. I also signed him up for various gay porn mailing lists at both his current address and his old address in Brooklyn (where his aunt lives). Note to all FBers, if you're going to break up with someone remember to delete your profile from the computer at their house.

IRL
For a while I was thought that mmm3587 (or whatever the number is) was someone who used to work at my firm. I know people at my firm are aware of this board and are aware that I post on it. I don't think any of them have joined the fray though. (Come on in, the water is fine.)

FB Withdrawal
I saw this headline at CNN, S.C. agriculture commissioner indicted in cockfighting ring, and thanks to past FB chatter about frat boys knocking over bottles with their members, had visions of penis wrestling (kind of like thumb wrestling only with penises).

Burning Man
A friend has gone and loved it. I'd like to check it out. In related news I am going back to P-town for Carnival in a few weeks.

07-29-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
All I can say is that there's this song by Jack Johnson called "Bubbly Toes" that is forever changed for me.

MR, is this the Ignore LIst I am on?

robustpuppy · 07-29-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
MR, is this the Ignore LIst I am on?

Your feelings are so easily hurt. In quoting barely I wasn't giving her credit for inventing the phrase. Sheesh loueesh!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-29-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
did you do this on purpose?

two words, stubbly balls

FYI, shaving the balls with electric clippers on the lowest setting is not recommended.

Hey, that's something I'll never do again.

Two birds, one post.

ltl/fb · 07-29-2004, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Two birds, one post.

Good to know you are coming right out and admitting it's the size of a post, but how can you do two birds with it simultaneously?

07-29-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your feelings are so easily hurt. In quoting barely I wasn't giving her credit for inventing the phrase. Sheesh loueesh!

Its not a hurt feelings thing, its a legacy thing. but thanks for playing. Remember, Slave invented stubbly balls, but I coined the term

notcasesensitive · 07-29-2004, 04:28 PM

...seriously date someone who doesn't do it for me just because he seems like a really nice person.

...assume that all my friends and family will understand and accept the choices that I make in life.

...tell Penske my bank account number and my passcode.

the Spartan · 07-29-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The best of both worlds:

Penske told me this guy has a pyramid dick.

TM

Yes, yo momma has some odd ideas of what constitutes pillow talk.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 07-29-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
POLL: Name something you would never do again and tell us why.

- I will never eat lutefisk again. Self-explanatory.
- I will never jump onto a moving train again. My drunk college friends and I thought this was a good idea. It was going really fast by the time I jumped off. Lucky I didn't break any bones. I felt like a stuntman, but it hurt.
- I try not to read other internet forums because I'm afraid of getting another addiction.
- I should never talk to any women from DC ever again, but they are too damn alluring.

robustpuppy · 07-29-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
- I should never talk to any women from DC ever again, but they are too damn alluring.

This one you should explain. Are you romancing Jessica Cutler?