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06-21-2005, 05:48 PM
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#2356
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.
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I thought the term was Crusty Old Professional.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 05:48 PM
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#2357
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
1. Take a quick leak before you go.
2. Wear underwear.
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I find it interesting that the "upside" of morning sex is a good seat on the train. That's not a connection I would have made.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 05:50 PM
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#2358
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Whooo hoooo!! I may win!!!!
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Hell, I didn't think I was in the running until this rule was announced.
This may be the difference between poker with fake money and real money.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 05:51 PM
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#2359
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hell, I didn't think I was in the running until this rule was announced.
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2. If I'm in the running, I need to get on the ball.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 05:51 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No leaks if you swallow it.
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SNOWBALL!!!!!! |
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06-21-2005, 05:52 PM
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#2361
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You or the HS chick?
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Well, you and I know that the woman is always responsible for providing protection. Is she gets pregnant, it's her own damn fault.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 05:54 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. This changes my calculations for slutiest* considerably. How many points are awarded for HS and college fucks? I could still be in the running!
*Is this a double t occasion or not? I'm guessing dictionary.com lacks an entry for Slutiest.
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It's got to be sluttiest. Otherwise it looks like "juiciest" to me.
Which is its own category. And one that apparently Sebby wins. |
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06-21-2005, 05:54 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Whooo hoooo!! I may win!!!!
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You are still in the running towards becoming The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster. We have some fabulous prizes. A one year's supply of Trojan's "But I Didn't Catch Your Name" brand condoms, a photo shoot with world famous Playboy photographer Thurgreed Marshall, a glamorous spread in Juggs magazine and a threesome with two other FB Posters - Ms Vain FB and NFH - in the backseat of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. Good luck. |
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06-21-2005, 05:56 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, you and I know that the woman is always responsible for providing protection. Is she gets pregnant, it's her own damn fault.
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Ah, you make the mantrapping so easy. A girl can just put her feet up and relax! |
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06-21-2005, 05:57 PM
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#2365
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
SNOWBALL!!!!!!
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I humbly suggest you stick to this theme for Breasticle Day, which I understand will be announced soon.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 06:01 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes. I did not have sex until I was 22.
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hmm. In Grade 13 (hi Str8!) my nickname was Nympho, and I was by no means the slutiest girl. And years of hard work went into achieving that nickname. |
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06-21-2005, 06:02 PM
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ah, you make the mantrapping so easy. A girl can just put her feet up and relax!
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Its amazing he didn't get trapped til last Valentines Day. |
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06-21-2005, 06:02 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
in the backseat of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. Good luck.
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Is this a chickcar? sts.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 06:03 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am really glad I turned ncs into a gay.
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You know, I hate to pick a fight about this (eh - who am I kidding - I love to pick fights!), but I thought I was the one who turned ncs into a gay. I totally call dibs. When someone commented on whether he would hit it, I pointed out that I already had! (It wasn't very gentlemanly of me, I admit, but I, sir, am no gentleman.) |
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06-21-2005, 06:04 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I humbly suggest you stick to this theme for Breasticle Day, which I understand will be announced soon.
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A snowball probably would feel good on my sunburn.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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