Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Fugee
Your current BF was your BF then? That's sweet.

I know. Kind of makes you want to vomit, doesn't it?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Translation: Suck it, and go to jail.

Uh, that can't be right.

If it was "lick it, and go to jail," that he is being punished would really be a crime. But if he received without giving, boo-hoo.

The fact that we don't know exactly what they mean by "consensual oral sex," well, that's just bad journalism.

Originally posted by Not Bob
What? Not even a Kyle Rote, Jr. one?

I must look even older than I thought.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Your epic author is making the rounds.

I liked the excerpt. I think I'll get the book.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I presume you have already mastered these:

FAQIR - Variation of FAKIR, a Hindu ascetic.
FAQIRS - Plural of FAQIR.
QAID - A variation of CAID, a Muslim leader.
QAIDS - Plural of QAID.
QANAT - A system of underground tunnels and wells in the Middle East.
QANATS - Plural of QANAT.
QAT - Variation of KAT, an evergreen shrub.
QATS - Plural of QAT.
QINDAR - Variation of QINTAR, a monetary unit of Albania.
QINDARS - Plural of QINDAR.
QINDARKA - Albanian currency.
QINDARKAS - The plural of QINDARKA.
QINTAR - See above.
QINTARS - Plural of QINTAR.
QOPH - A letter of the Hebrew alphabet.
QOPHS - Plural of QOPH.
QWERTY - A standard typewriter keyboard.
QWERTYS - The plural of QWERTY, see above.
SHEQEL - An ancient unit of weight and money.
SHEQALIM - The plural of SHEQEL, see above
TRANQ - A variation of TRANK (i.e. tranquilizer).
TRANQS - Plural of TRANQ.

All foreign words except for Qwerty(s), which is allowable, and Trank(q)(s) which are impermissible abbreviations.

OTOH, I freely give you all adit, the entrance to a mine. It does not have a high point value, but it will fit easily into small spaces and buy you a few new tiles to keep you in the game.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I find it amazing that every season one of the girls (some of whom really aren't very hot at all) falls for one of the geeks.

I only saw perhaps five minutes of this show and in that time I saw two of the "beauties" and they were both fugly. The geeks were geeks, but the beauties simply weren't. And they were really dumb.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wrong, assface. I do that on the bus.

TM

Which explains why you always wear that long raincoat, even on the sunniest of summer days.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
All foreign words except for Qwerty(s), which is allowable, and Trank(q)(s) which are impermissible abbreviations.

OTOH, I freely give you all adit, the entrance to a mine. It does not have a high point value, but it will fit easily into small spaces and buy you a few new tiles to keep you in the game.

You'd give someone QWERTY? I would never have thought of that as a word. Probably just a hypothectical discussion anyway, because the likelihood of having a Q, a W and a Y seems pretty small.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
All foreign words except for Qwerty(s), which is allowable, and Trank(q)(s) which are impermissible abbreviations.

OTOH, I freely give you all adit, the entrance to a mine. It does not have a high point value, but it will fit easily into small spaces and buy you a few new tiles to keep you in the game.

"felch" but not if you are playing with your mom and dad and might have to define it.*



*ironhead- no worries, your dad won't challenge it IYKWIM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You'd give someone QWERTY? I would never have thought of that as a word. Probably just a hypothectical discussion anyway, because the likelihood of having a Q, a W and a Y seems pretty small.

What with Blackberrys and Treos, qwerty has come into common usage. But mainly, I was just knocking RP down a peg, because that's how I show her I'm still devoted to her.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Whoa. I will never misspell the Aenied again.

It's tough being a parent. But the kids, they gotta learn and shit.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Best scenes from [i]The Wicker Man[\i]:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

All I can say is, "Wow."

TM

"Best"? I'd hate to see the "worst".

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
What with Blackberrys and Treos, qwerty has come into common usage. But mainly, I was just knocking RP down a peg, because that's how I show her I'm still devoted to her.

I got that list from the Scrabble website.

My best Q in recent memory was Quinine. First word of the game, too, so I got the bonus for using all my letters. I also got challenged on it, so my opponent had to eat a turn. This opponent thought I was bluffing when I said, "quinine is an ingredient in tonic water and also a treatment for malaria." Imagine the disappointment when the dictionary said exactly the same thing.

My most recent Scrabble game was not my best. Although I won by a large margin, I never quite got over the disappointment of not being able to use "slut, " with which I would have opened had I drawn the low letter.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is Meredith Viera holding her breath? Because her face is bright red.

Nor was she happy with the way her neck looked in that picture, I'd bet.

S_A_M

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I got that list from the Scrabble website.

My best Q in recent memory was Quinine. First word of the game, too, so I got the bonus for using all my letters. I also got challenged on it, so my opponent had to eat a turn. This opponent thought I was bluffing when I said, "quinine is an ingredient in tonic water and also a treatment for malaria." Imagine the disappointment when the dictionary said exactly the same thing.

My most recent Scrabble game was not my best. Although I won by a large margin, I never quite got over the disappointment of not being able to use "slut, " with which I would have opened had I drawn the low letter.

Last scrabble game, my first word out was "Sex" connecting to "ex" with the "x" on a triple letter. There were minors present, but Oh Mama!