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11-03-2005, 08:29 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Wanna invest in a distillery in the Oregon wine country? High-end vodka to pay the bills, high-end alambic brandy down the line. It can't lose!
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You sound like the soundtrack from Rent. |
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11-03-2005, 08:31 PM
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#2372
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Is there a definition of quasi-retire? I'm thinking if it relates to the "My Give A Damn Is Busted" quotient, many would already be there. If it involves the physical body needing to be on a couch or beach with a drink instead of looking at documents, then my countdown ticker would need more digits.
Who the F invented the term "deliverables"? That person should be killed, along with the person who moved the term "leverage" from physics to MBA business babble.
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Have you yet encountered the "cross-functional team"? That's my favorite. |
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11-03-2005, 08:31 PM
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#2373
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
You sound like the soundtrack from Rent.
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But I didn't say anything about AIDS.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-03-2005, 08:31 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
You sound like the soundtrack from Rent.
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I have no idea whether this is actually true, but the fact that you either know that, or pretend to know that, is sad. |
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11-03-2005, 08:42 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Is there a definition of quasi-retire? I'm thinking if it relates to the "My Give A Damn Is Busted" quotient, many would already be there. If it involves the physical body needing to be on a couch or beach with a drink instead of looking at documents, then my countdown ticker would need more digits.
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For me, it means quitting, setting up the "Law Offices of LessinSF," and using that to bill about 500 hours a year of contract work. The rest of the time will be spent travelling, sleeping, golfing, reading at cafes while smoking stanky stogies, gambling, philosophizing and otherwise holding forth, drinking, eating, fucking/masturbating, scratching myself while watching TV, and otherwise Wonking in whatever manner I see fit.
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Boogers!
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11-03-2005, 08:42 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Wanna invest in a distillery in the Oregon wine country? High-end vodka to pay the bills, high-end alambic brandy down the line. It can't lose!
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Send me the business plan. Seriously.
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Boogers!
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11-03-2005, 09:00 PM
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Guest
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't believe someone actually works that hard. What a sucker. I bet she doesn't even get no-strings-attached blow jobs at the office.
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SOmetimes Slave is spotted crawling around on his hands and knees looking for takers when there aren't enough spittle trays to clean. |
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11-03-2005, 09:02 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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So I finally finish Wonking
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paigowprincess
SOmetimes Slave is spotted crawling around on his hands and knees looking for takers when there aren't enough spittle trays to clean.
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No one still has a clue what any of this gibberish means, Sybil. |
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11-03-2005, 09:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No one still has a clue what any of this gibberish means, Sybil.
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Unrequited desire is a horrible thing. Apparently desire requited for 30-45 seconds is a much more lingering problem. |
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11-03-2005, 09:23 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Who the F invented the term "deliverables"? That person should be killed, along with the person who moved the term "leverage" from physics to MBA business babble.
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I invented the term "deliverables". I also moved "leverage" from physics to business babble shortly after I got my MBA.
Your girlfriend knows where I live. You may come kill me now.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-03-2005, 09:24 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Have you yet encountered the "cross-functional team"? That's my favorite.
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I'm glad you like it. I invented that one too.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-03-2005, 09:24 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I have no idea whether this is actually true, but the fact that you either know that, or pretend to know that, is sad.
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sadly, that is the only musical i have any interest in and pretty much know the dialogue and soundtrack. not sure why my brain chooses to remember that and not other stuff. at least they have a "rock" band. the bohemian themes may scare off the lawyer types a bit. |
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11-03-2005, 09:26 PM
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#2383
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I invented the term "deliverables". I also moved "leverage" from physics to business babble shortly after I got my MBA.
Your girlfriend knows where I live. You may come kill me now.
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The problem is that killing you would use too much of my bandwidth and would not help us work toward a mutally beneficial solution. The offending words are baked into standard vocabulary and therefore there is no win-win solution. |
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11-03-2005, 09:31 PM
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#2384
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
sadly, that is the only musical i have any interest in and pretty much know the dialogue and soundtrack. not sure why my brain chooses to remember that and not other stuff. at least they have a "rock" band. the bohemian themes may scare off the lawyer types a bit.
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I know all the dialogue and soundtrack to Lion King. And most of Beauty and Beast. Is that uncool?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-03-2005, 09:38 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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So I finally finish Wonking
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I invented the term "deliverables". I also moved "leverage" from physics to business babble shortly after I got my MBA.
Your girlfriend knows where I live. You may come kill me now.
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thank you. I like when agreements have big words like that so I have a reason to bring in help from you guys.
PS if you are shopping for 12" toys, you might want to look beyond ape-shay ifter-shay, or look for 4 of him IYKWIM
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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